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GAS the TAIGS lads edition

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anime

dubs and i do a swipe down

kpop desu lads

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Seriously... fuck this board.

cartoon nonce guitar runt

>tfw literally have autism

What the fuck is swipe down, heard it so many times but no idea

>yank
>talk in a stupid voice
Bit harsh, that's just their accent mate

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"just work really hard, then you'll be rich someday"

ah yes capitalism

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No, I have autism

Shoo shoo

nonce cunt

Anyone play Age of Empires here?

youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4

Who metropolitan Tory master race here?

any shy tory man in

what are you upto right now?

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seriously considering topping myself

hAte tHIis stUpId YaNk cRIngE tHinG EvEryONes doINg WHEre yOu tALk iN a StUpId vOIce wHeN SAyIng soME ThInGs

CAnT eVen dEsCriBe iT bUt iT EnRAgeS mE

we're all in it together lads don't worry

planning my 'cide

....and fuck Australians

*looks around*
no don't think so mate

how does /brit/ feel about fptp?

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what do your degrees look like? getting mine and there's an option that says

>I wish my degree program designation to be BACCALAUREATE IN

don't know if i should check it or not

Laying on the sofa typing this post and browsing the old 'levision

The Dukes of Westminster are unironically some of the biggest wealth creators and job creators in the country and as landlords go they're pretty benevolent. Noblesse oblige is a real thing

tired lads

watching some doctor who

It's shit and the whole ooooh no PR or we'll end up with coalitions is some bullshit considering we had one and it was a pile of wank

don't think its going to get much better desu

no one cares about your autistic opinion you shirt lifter

>shirt lifter
What do you mean by this

rorkes on the ropes
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40125302/manchester-attack-lead-children-s-surgeon-angry

poor ned
you're better off dead

HEEM'd uncle sub-edition

Umm I do sweaty x x

Tarquin

would heem an o'sullivan right in the kisser

just realised are Tim is part of the Hibernian Conspiracy

whoa

doing a ponder whether i'd be allowed to raise a private air force in the uk and go around the world bombing random terror groups

*towers over you*

don't think so mate x

Are you DUMB NIGGERS so butthurt about how great éire is you feel the need to send people to our general? Stupid Britcucks will never be as great as the beautiful Emerald Isle.

Pic Related is the Queen of éire while you have some old tart as your queen.

the answer is no

Hate pooing when I'm home alone simple as

Hahaha

What are your life goals, /brit/?

how did aisha find out about brit

unless you were contractors hired out by the government then no you couldn't

phimorunt spotted

I just googled what "shirt lifter" means. According to urban dictionary
>British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.

It concerns me that there are Irish anons this fluent in British culture that they've even adopted their slang.

leftypol might actually kill themselves tonight

would NOT trust you as a person, no not in the slightest at all

I'm pissed off at the people like you trying to start shit.

Oh look! There he goes again, look mommy he said the n-word again! SO funny XDDDDXDXDD

I'll have a word with Her Maj, but I don't think so not this year. Maybe work hard at a local vigilante group in the north or something and we'll reevaluate next year

don't get why this slope thinks any of the taigs give a shit about him

doing a ponder whether i'd be allowed to form an exclusive flying club in the uk funded by foreign government, and who specialise in jet propelled military-style aircraft and occasionally leave the uk on mysterious expeditions

Lads why does your queen look like ours so much? The resemblance is uncanny

rate

Stay out of éire or the consequences will never be the same. Last warning desu.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to be a capitalist, honestly? If you were born rich okay, then I can understand it. Otherwise you better pray the market doesn't decide to eliminate you, dumbass.
t. becoming a subsistence farmer ASAP

how can anyone drink an espresso on its own, no milk? it's SO bitter and SO strong the taste fills every part of your mouth and throat and does not subside until you drink water. It's literally disgusting

>why are these military jets entering out airspace
m8 it'd be more fun funding a rebel group because who knows what on earth would happen there

piss off nonce bastard

Start a family
Get a PhD
Make friends

Bit of advice from a bartender, chuck in some sugar syrup and let it go cold

it wakes you up

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no one cares

Fuck off, you spastic cunt. Fite me 1v1 and I'll box your head right off your shoulders.

alri varg

c - climate change
o - obviously
v - very
f - fake
e - every
f - fire
e - extinguishes

r8

fuck off you nonce cunt

watch yourself you fucking paedo

Nobody? Are you sure?

75560894 is the post after mine

Job that doesn't make me want to kill myself when I get up for it every morning

Family

Enough disposable income to buy one of these bad boys

only tryhard who think drinking bitter coffee makes them look cool do that. i know of them. he's super insecure too, pretty sure he roids

I just poured it down the sink.
so does a regular coffee with milk and it doesnt taste disgusting

rate

r8

fffffuuuuuuuccccckkkk

read a book
got bored
put the book down
on /brit/
hectic day

Ciara mentioned

You want to get a beating too, eh? Can't wait your turn, you little shite. Come on then meet me at the temple and I'll give you a good right hook to the jaw.

it's a shit 'mmick anyway

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varg is right about everything except >muh race

got loads of snot gunked up my nose

Jeremy Corbyn's name has been dragged through the dirt by UK media and I have yet to hear him complain about how he has been treated. He could have went down the Donald Trump route played the poor me card or tried to attack back. Instead he just used the platform to share his message, trusting the public to see past the propaganda. His popularity seems to be growing exponentially regardless of the main stream media.

Bad luck m8

Are we living in the worst of all worlds?

you're shite lad

you were shite last night and you still are