When was the last time you lived up to your countrys stereotype?

When was the last time you lived up to your countrys stereotype?

Ill start, today I heard the anthem and my eyes were tearing up.

We surrendered to the terrorists by voting Macron

I always stare at big round bundas. Pretty cool.

>tfw he's literally making such decisions because he can't handle Sup Forums banter

But who doesn't? It's just an unfair stereotype when everybody likes big bunda.

My rotten teeth fell out during the 12 o'clock prayer session.

don't you guys have free dentists

I have funny russian accent

Dentists usually aren't free even if healthcare in general is free.

Can you post a vocaroo?

wow, what a gyp.

and you didn't use "a" in your sentence, either.
Very stereotypical, boris

Give some text to say

"In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks YOU"

I have funny Russian accent

I worked longer than I should today and now I'm drowning my pain with pisco, ready to start again tomorrow.

Memes aside, dentistry is one of the few medical services we have to pay for. Although NHS dentists are much cheaper than private dentists, under 19s are able to get treatment for free and people on low income can get full or partial discount on dental treatment.

I drank my first bottle of tequila when i was 12

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HERE! BOING!
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For this there's cachaça.

Caipirinha is best suited for summer my bro

Mucho autismo señor

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Doesn't the UK have better dental care than say, Poland?

I am dying of depression and alcoholism from living in shithole Russia. Excuse me I have bath lotion to drink.

Last time I drank vodka was over 2 years ago
I'm not big fan of pierogies, bigos or schabowy
I don't go to church, I'm not a nationalist and I'm not even remotely intrested in sports.
Shit, I wouldn't even know how to fix a sink.
T-There must be something right???

Oh yeah I'm ugly

every single day I watch porn and drink a beer

Sing the American anthem. I wanna see OP cry.

no, but the again its not as if our dental care were any good either
t. have had experience with both

I am poor, quite ugly and really jealous of people who were born in western countries and get more money through welfare than i will ever be earning.
Though i don't drink at all and i really admire America, its military and global influence so i am not really that stereotypical overall.

Dental care is pretty damn expensive here.

thanks America, this day will be remembered as the day the Eurasian axis was born

Dentists are expensive pretty much everywhere. That's why they're rich.

>we don't want other countries to laugh at us
>implying America cares about the opinions of irrelevant nothings who are smaller than most of our states

i aint even white

people cant live alone.

being autistic and closed mind is the sign of being a loser

>says increasingly nervous Europhile faggot for the twelth time this year

It's ok Nigel in a few years when you're begging to be let back into the EU I'm sure they'll be nice to you.

Stop projecting Muhammed. Your economy will do fine after brexit... hopefully.

I havent brushed my teeth in 3 days

never
i dont drink, smoke
i em pro America and anti russia
i em not serbian fascist

>russian healthcare
I think dentists are covered in the insurance in every developed country

>butthurt beaner brigade

I guess I fit the hairy south euro stereotype the bellybutton down.
I wear a lether jacket when I wear a jacket.
I don't smile.