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tfw you make a new edition edition

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y y but when was canada relevant for world history

NEVER that's when

If I'm coming from Europe, what place is more accepting of immigrants: USA or Canada? Also, which states within those countries.

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POOPY

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got an onahole
nut in like 10 mins
great toy, would recommend

PANTS

Hahaha that's great.... thanks for ruining my posts..

no problem
where is everybody its RNH

I want to move to Canada one day

You'll get the rake too

watching GTA V RP

stop that

finally fixed my sleep schedule bois
early to bed (your mom) early to rise (in they pants)

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youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g
better version 100%

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USA
Canada sucks

Marcos how does your gf feel about your onahole?

The gf

hi

Nice.

desu

no thanks

>Filename

No, it isn't, but I don't blame you for trying.

Nah

This made me really think

reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/6eu4ps/is_crossdressing_a_sin/

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAeoJs2oIek

1:31, any idea of what this guy is saying?

Thanks

>browsing reddit
no thanks. everyone there is definitively a moron

im back from work you guys

are you tired?

sheriff eli GTA V RP check it out

i'm not going to watch your dumb fucking garry's mod dark RP shitfest

Yeah let me just go ahead and load in about 10 minutes, followed by getting my entire money hacked, hyrda'd, and then having to deal with the most horrid mission menus ever, followed by an extra 10 minutes.

your loss shit bag

mornin. i'm sipping on some tea right now.

the only thing i lost is an opportunity to reduce my IQ 50 points by watching that trite

it's just fucking videos on twitch or youtube you turbo autist

you're already clinically retarded so what would it matter?

why would anyone watch someone playing video games when they can just play video games

not retarded enough to waste my time watching a bunch of losers act like idiots playing video games

NO fighting below this line:

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From McDonalds?

@75579405

... maybe...

Don't even think of responding to my post until I've had my coffee

>he doesn't sit around in his pajamas with his balls hanging out to keep them at a nice temperature
LAUGHABLE

Uncle Tony was a real son of a bitch(sorry Grandma)

Anyone ever had experience with curing phimosis themselves instead of surgery?

>not wearing tight jeans so you kill all your sperm and don't have to worry about impregnating the escort when you cum in her raw

>giving yourself Low-T
never

also, is this you in pic?

stretch it out

I think it was 1-5 minutes after a warm bath

Things I do not like:
1.Ironic shitposts
2.Entering the workforce
3.People who think more immigrants are necessary
4.Big cities
5.Being wet
6.Self described "intellectuals"
7.Birds
8.People who tip
9.People who expect me to tip
10.Science deniers

Intelligent tier: cities, countryside
Retard tier: suburbs

Also I've posted on Sup Forums maybe twice ever.

How?
How long did it take you to fully peel it back?

"a pussy you can never get is no pussy at all"
an old bulgarian saying

Then I suppose everyone in your family has a dick

I said I do not like ironic shitposts.

>being this obtuse
stop it

going to brush my teeth and start reading soon...

what book are you going to read?

>turn on rae sremmurd
>gf asks why i am listening to black music

how to get a gf

you just walk up and say hi, it's not hard

how many of you are refreshing the thread waiting for someone to post

and remember to just bee yourself

like a month or two

by the second month I just started fully unsheathing it even though it hurt a bit

I miss that pain, but its nice knowing I can show my penis on tinder without girls laughing it as much as they used to

it's boring i don't want to say

just SPILL THE BEAN

Tell us what it is Brian

aren't you a virgin

i'm volunteering for a position where i need to know the things i've learnt in school. so i'm reviewing geology textbooks right now.

i need to review solid mechanics and linear algebra near the end of the summer, for the next school term, but that can wait.

ya but that's how you get a gf

>volunteering
why didn't you try to get a research position with one of your professors?

There was a tree. It stood for a hundred years. Eventually the tree fell down.

poor tree ;_;

several reasons

what was its named

i'm open to hearing and discussing any of them

good morning cum! Ready for another big day of shit posting?

Treebert Oakely

im making a /cum/ image right now

/cum/ is for sophisticated posters only

you're full of shit

those trees dont get older than 70, and even then its rare to see them go past 50

fucking lying ass leaf

god I hate you

no i'm not. i'm waiting for my breakfast to settle before i go work out

>thinking you know more than a leaf about trees

what be your routine?

need to keep trying to go to bed before midnight

WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN SHAVE OFF THEIR EYEBROWS AND DRAW ON NEW ONES

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM MENTALLY

military press, bicep curls, tricep extensions, wrist curls and farmer walks

I live in the city with the biggest dicks in the world. They're massive, big, red, hundred year old, trees.

unibrow maybe

its easier to shave that whole shit off than trying to pluck a certain section

pro tip: turn off your computer, tv, cell phone an hour before you go to bed sit in dim warm lighting reading a book until you're ready to sleep

>farmer walks
Z-Zydrunas?!?

???

What exercises did you use? Or how did you stretch it?

Is steroid cream necessary or nah?

he is a world famous powerlifter, farmer walks are an important event for power lifters