You wake up in America
You wake up in America
kill myself
That's Mexico
exactly.
looks like rotterdam
*Gets shot*
Go to my everyday cafeteria and ask for the same as always
Stay in my room to shitpost
*gets deported back home*
That was easy
I wake everyday in America
This
Keep working on my paper...
>wake up in America
>get shot immediatelly
america?
wut is that?
Go to the nearest migration officer to get deported before I get poisoned by coal smoke, get shoot, give them tip and pay $150,000 for medical services.
I can do that shit here way cheaper.
I listen to the sound of a swamp draining
chi
I wish the rest of your countrymen would do the same
When you deport people do the deportees have to tip the immigration officers?
If someone cuts itself with a paper or something like that who pays de half a billion dollars of medical treatment for a tiny cut?
XD nice one
Live the american livestyle :
-eat unwealthy food that tasts like nothing
-driving an old pick up
-carry a gun everywhere
-allowed to drink nowhere
-get shot by a drunken neighbour
No I don't.
>No I don't.
do you live in the chilean antarctic territory ?
*touches your arm*
you're going to die a horrible, sickly death now