You wake up in America

You wake up in America

kill myself

That's Mexico

exactly.

looks like rotterdam

*Gets shot*

Go to my everyday cafeteria and ask for the same as always

Stay in my room to shitpost

*gets deported back home*

That was easy

I wake everyday in America

This

Keep working on my paper...

>wake up in America
>get shot immediatelly

america?
wut is that?

Go to the nearest migration officer to get deported before I get poisoned by coal smoke, get shoot, give them tip and pay $150,000 for medical services.

I can do that shit here way cheaper.

I listen to the sound of a swamp draining

chi

I wish the rest of your countrymen would do the same

When you deport people do the deportees have to tip the immigration officers?
If someone cuts itself with a paper or something like that who pays de half a billion dollars of medical treatment for a tiny cut?

XD nice one

Live the american livestyle :

-eat unwealthy food that tasts like nothing
-driving an old pick up
-carry a gun everywhere
-allowed to drink nowhere
-get shot by a drunken neighbour

No I don't.

>No I don't.
do you live in the chilean antarctic territory ?

*touches your arm*
you're going to die a horrible, sickly death now