make me laugh
Make me laugh
Elijah Johnson
Nathan Hall
Poland is a shithole.
Levi Hall
>Why don't muslims buy car insurance?
Insurance doesn't cover car bombs.
Jordan Baker
What are muslims so dangerous?
Because everytime a muslim girl gets pregnant, she gives birth to a time bomb.
Brody Thompson
not funny, and it is easy to make me laugh, so try again but seriously
Gavin Sanchez
Watch this: m.youtube.com
Ryan Morgan
"France"
Brody Hall
A Polish farmer is ploughing his field when he hits an obstruction in the soil - a dirty old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it to clean it off, and a genie appears in a puff of smoke.
"Thank goodness you found my lamp I was getting bored," says the Genie. "I will grant you any three wishes you desire."
The farmer thinks and thinks and finally says: "I want the Mongols to invade Poland... and then go home."
The genie looks confused, but he shrugs, and snaps his fingers, and the Mongols invade. They rampage through the country, looting and pillaging... and then they go home.
"OK," says the genie, "that was your first wish. What else do you want?"
"I want the Mongols to invade Poland again... and then go home."
The genie sighs. "Fine, it's your wish, I guess." He snaps his fingers again, and the Mongols return. They set the farmhouse on fire, and steal the chickens, and then they go home.
"And what is your final wish?" asks the genie.
"I want the Mongols to invade Poland again, and then go home," says the farmer without hesitation.
So the Mongols invade once again, and steal everything that isn't nailed down. They steal the farmer's old wife, and his plough, and rough him up a bit, and then they leave.
As they are both standing in the smoking, ransacked ruins of the farmhouse, the genie says: "OK, I have to know. What the hell was that about? You could have wished for anything in the whole world, and you had the Mongols invade your own country three times, and totally destroy it. Why?!"
The farmer looks very pleased with himself. "Well, you see, in order to invade us three times and go home, they had to go through Russia six times!"
Xavier Baker
quite funny, laughed quietly so i guess it counts
on this part
youtu.be
nice joke or rather story, but not funny
Kevin Johnson
Pretty good
Jackson Carter
heh
Julian Thomas
>The Ukraine
Brody Wilson
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Xavier Butler
Joseph Jackson
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Kayden Ramirez
there once was a pole
my car he stole
Chase Cooper
i like the fact that he draw an argentinian
Elijah Reed
What does a black man do after sex? ^^
-18 to life xD
John Long
>Poland
Gavin James
watch this youtube.com
Christian Hill
lol
Benjamin Johnson
funy
Daniel Price
...
Brandon Perry
kek
Leo Thomas
I watched to this pic 20 minutes and after that got scared
Jonathan Cox
he looks like reptillian ruling the world who knows everything, but pretends to not look like it