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maisie

GET HYPE

mods are on point today

sophie

fuck right off

if cousin marriers had to pay for their own healthcare would they still marry their cousins?

>merchant navy

no jobs there lol

Me and the fambo

Who was the
>UK prime minister
>US president
>French president
>German chancellor
>Russian/Soviet leader
when you were born?

Most of these guys arent really "strong". They're mostly fat guys who know how to lift things and eat very specifically designed meals. If you put them in an environment for fighting and work, without their meals, then these guys are utterly useless. Even a normal man can defeat one, if they had a weeks worth of training

to the man who said young thug is pleb
please present a better one

IF SHE FRONT DOOR LOCK
AND YUH CANT GET EEN
AND SHE BATHROOM WINDOW LOCK
AND YUH CANT GET EEN

KICK EEN SHE BACK DOOR
KICK EEN SHE BACK DOOR

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is there any better smell than when you havent washed your willy in a day or two and have been pissing through your foreskin? that kinda salty but nice smell that sticks to your fingers after pissing again?

Winston Churchill
FDR
Don't know
Adolf Hitler
Joseph Stalin

Always jobs in the merchant navy 2bh

Why does modern media keep coming up with bullshit narratives like this? Victoria probably just patted him on the head on one occasion, and now they're spinning the story as if they had unending deep philosophical conversations

Guys is there a way I can keep my phone on but not accept calls?

This girl keeps ringing me and its doing my tits in. She talks for sooooooooooooo fucking long.

would actually heem you if i saw you in real life

naked bike ride in my city on sunday

TERRY MAY

1996
>UK prime minister
John Major
>US president
Bill Clinton
>French president
Henri LaCoq
>German chancellor
Kreigmeister Müller
>Russian/Soviet leader
Joseph Stalin Jr.

I'm pretty sure the first two are right.

major
clinton
chirac
kohl
yeltsin

wrong, thatcher destroyed the industry.
why would a company take you over some cheap stanislawksi for 50£ a year

Thatcher
George H.W. Bush
Mitterand
Kohl
Gorbachev

I know, I'm old as fuck

David Cameron
Donald Drumpf
dunno lol
angela merkel i think lel
Putin

seat mandatory?

This. Brits hated nosey Hindus like him too.

Blair
Clinton
Chirac
Schroder
Yeltsin

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me at the end

Blair
Bush
Chirac
Schroder
Putin

prefer not to say

Tony Blair
Bill Clinton
Jacques Chirac
Helmut Kohl
Boris Yeltsin

British officers are seen as the best in the world m8

'christian' britain has an Islamic history.

John Major
Bush I
Mitterand
Helmut Kohl
Boris Yeltsin

Many of you have asked me what the radical centrist is, and how he can be understood relative to rorkesheed, i answer thus with a useful fable.

Were an eclipse imminent, there would be both great excitement and confusion, men would scramble to find ways of watching the seldom occur'd dance of the celestials. However for man's better judgement and at fear of losing hos sight he daren't look directly at the eclipse. Rasheed would believe those who instructed him to look through a mirror, alas for those crooked scholars would distort the mirror in such a way as to lead young rasheed to ruinous thought upon seeing the reflection. And what of rorke? Well his idols, those renown for complaint and pessimism would tell the scamp to look into the reflection of the event in murky puddles, from whence rorkes distorted perception of the heavens is filled with hatred and angst.

After the eclipse, having seen their own versions through their own respective mediums of reflection, rorke and rasheed shall argue as they have ever done, rasheed foaming at the beard and veins on rorkes baldened head strained in anger.

A blind man enters between them and claims they are both right and wrong simultaneously. Both rorke and sheed mock him exclaiming how could he that could not see, give comment. The blindman says lo you fools for i verily did gaze upon the eclipse directly, i no longer see the falsehoods and illusions around me, but the truth of our ethereal gods were surely singed into the eye of my soul unadultered. You both saw partially but not fully, now you bicker. I the courageous man traded a lifetime of sensory falsehoods for a brief moment of truth. I paid heed not to the manipulators but looked muself upon the play of the heavenly truth alone. I am centred.

not a lexeme

what was that yankyboy? wanna say it a bit louder this time? yeah, thought not, prick.

definitely read every word of this

JANNY

Holy shit, is Corbyn actually going to win? What the fuck are you doing?

are you swiping down for corbyn?

no jobs otherwise I'd do it

No.

when does The Sopranos get good?
where's the storyline? Where are the major plot points?
I thought it was a serialised drama, not an episodic sitcom
Please tell me it gets good soon, i don't think i can take another 50 minutes of banal family disputes

Swisha House. Classic Texas rap

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Refugee here from brit/pol/, the Labour shills and general retards are getting out of hand

probably won't win

flawed as he is he's still a better choice than mayhem

it's not better here

...

>'christian' britain has an Islamic history.

>UK prime minister
Tony Blair
>>US president
Bill Clinton
>>French president
Jacques Chirac
>>German chancellor
Helmut Kohl
>>Russian/Soviet leader
Boris Yeltsin

:P

>literal Sup Forumstard
you need to go back

Wait for the election and we'll see it all change.

what do you even consider good telly if not sopranos? breaking bad ruined you all

Just nutted in my bf lads

hot

nice nips

hope he doesnt get pregnant lmao

Chinese takeaway or Indian.

Just a right leaning nationalist, not a Sup Forumstard

i like southern stuff, like chopped and screwed but young thug i a different thing anyway. literally unparalleled in his type of rapping

PHOAARRR ARAGUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH URGHA HA HA HA

phew just nutted lads

need a good dicking lads

Got mad at my bf while I still had his cum in me. It's a really awkward feeling.

I don't know why we fight. I used to love him so much.

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tune

Ah yes the ol data mining.

merchant navy would be comfy, shame there are no jobs

no true scotsman :^)

plenty of jobs

peep show girls, ranked:
1. Dobby
2. Big Suze
POWER GAP
9999999. Sophie

in the mood for some battered prawns with sweet chili sauce

Benjamin Disraeli
Rutherford B. Hayes
Patrice de MacMahon
Wilhelm I
Alexander II

Indinese

benders OUT

don't want to hear about your disgusting practices and psychological issues

just nutted in this poster lads

Navy you say? They literally used to give you half a pint of rum a day as a member of the navy.

What a job!

upside down

>not some doner kebab and currywurst

come on hans

>Just a right leaning nationalist, not a Sup Forumstard

wish we could have disraeli back

i have eaten so much of that since i came here

u wot senpai

I don't believe in the retarded jewish conspiracies or "racial realism", I'm just economically centre-right and eurosceptic

wrong

ONE

NOTHING WRONG ME

Why does she hold the pineapple?

agincourt best day of my life

>mums got friends coming round

Ignore this shit

Momentum shills are going full retard at the moment.

Don't get me wrong, i like the writing, Tony is a great character, but even though the dialogue is great, it's kind of empty and meaningless. I want to see mafia shit, not 50 minutes of a middle aged guy talking to a therapist, eating dinner with his family and if you're lucky maybe 2 minutes of banter with Tony and his crew.

fuck off grandads
fuck off literal children

Pics

mark's sister 2bh

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jihad

deciding whether to hit the charlie or dizzle tonight

hello ahmed

posting from the guyenne you used to own
you're missing out

Had a mate who went to do the navy thing, they get breaks which are months long

Imagine that, you could holiday for half of your life