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Mummy Mayhem edition

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taxation is theft

tfeht si noitaxat

*drips onto you*

spoiler this toad

the utter state of the thread

not liking how post cooldown time carries over to other threads these days

science is philosophy

fuck hayd

South Bristol

le based corbyn won't kill you for browsing an anime forum though!

Agreed

TAxAtiOn iS tHeFT

why did may get asked questions about the nhs and infrastructure but corbyn got bombarded with stupid shit about nukes and the ira?

could it be that rorkes are thickos?

neoliberalism

Abolish the green belt

lib dems wont either

bet his knob smells awful

well he just lost my vote

extend the greenbelt

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this is an average 19yo male
if you are not at least this fit, women are NOT interested

so what you're saying is we should vote literally anyone other than tories?

i'm in

probably smells like bio oil

Build more land

i want to be cucked by my british overlords again

what is wrong with this guy

good lad
don't bait my identity up but I'm about to teach him a lesson

oh? ;) x

any niggaz for corbs in ?

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this is an average 18 year old male
you are expected to be at least this fit before leaving school if you want to look like an adult

wtf!! I love mummy now!

business idea: stop pretending jersey, manx, and the channel islands aren't part of the uk

>average

gf just sent me this

I'll wait in the bushes and kick him while he's down ;)

yes, average
is the little runtoid upset about this?

*raises paw*
kot
:3

oi mate leave off will ya

*use a vpn*
wow that was hard lol! I'll be voting for based corbyn insteas

pretending they're sort of independent is what makes them useful

Care more about this internet censorship business than anything else desu.

>if you are not at least this fit, women are NOT interested
Speaks the virgin who has never touch a pussy that wasn't his mother's.

Fucking rorkes acting as if Britain is an island with a finite amount of space lol. Just build more houses

might start saving up for a trip to america

*towers over you*
sorry mate, could you speak up?
can't quite hear you all the way down there :) x

unironically hit a cat on my way home earlier, went straight under my left wheels

do i need to do anything? there was nobody around and i'm pretty sure nobody saw me, i got out and just nudged it to the side of the road with my foot but it was clearly dead, body was completely mangled

it had a collar but there was no phone number on it or anything

Fuck off we're full

Yes goym
Im a (((small bussiness owner))), cant afford to pay £10 tho thats theft!

(((zero hour contracts are good even though i conflate flexible hours with them)))

another triggered skinny runt
what's the matter, runty? angry that stacy treats your skinny frame like that of a child?

ah yes the government surely won't be able to tell i'm using a vpn

thankfully my isp doesn't hand over my entire internet histo-

oops

Cheeky pokey nip in the background there. Might report this to Ofcom.

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bet you've never had a proper scrap in your life kid
I've been through the wars, I know what it's like

i'll only be there for about a week, i'll be conducting field research to see if yanks really are as reprehensible as i've been led to believe

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>size 9
LITERAL manlet

keep posting hot boys pls x

need parasites like this put up against a wall and shot desu

>he unironically defended zero hour contracts by using his job as a deliveroo driver as an example

I am much more of a citizen of the world than a British person.

no, they literally won't you tech illiterate, as expected from someone voting for a socialist. chinese do it all the time

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I'm happily married, permavirg.

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wish i was dead lads haha

think i've gotten taller

Don't come to California we're especially full

she's cheating on you with a real man

men have knobs, women have fannies. pop knob in fanny, not up the arse.

caaaat

haha

hope you get shot

>backdoors don't exist
ah yes very good

btw vpn's are banned on Sup Forums and you shouldn't have to use one to browse a chinese cartoon forum in the first place you fucking muppet

fucking hell im getting all hot and bothered now
didnt realise people like that existed IRL

Ah yes, that explains all the Chinese Sup Forums users!

what happened to the lad who used to tell us he was going to do an ol' 'cide every day lol

>over 50% of british pakistanis are married to their first cousin

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Are Pakis the most fucked up things on the planet?

>ugly as fuck
>inbred
>rape white children
>honour killings
>worship pedaphile warlord

neoliberalism means the freedom to pop willies in fannies or arses depending on your preferences

Anyone who has taken psychedelics knows that the collective unconscious is real

>I already missed an hour of the Sports Bar with Andy Goldstein
Oh no lads!

used to see tis happening a lot

a lot of kids with mental disabilities.

I want nothing more than to be compressed between his manly thighs

*suicides*

just want to get on my knees, wank off a giant cock and have it spunk all over my face

haha x

dunno, think he won the lottery and now lives in a penthouse and 18 beautiful women

>a real man
Not you then.

Why are all the young cool, good looking, social people left wing but young right wingers are a bunch of greasy friendless spackers or skinhead mongs.

wish i was a little bit taller wish i was a baller

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1 + 1 will always be 2

what's the point of this

v good

is that something you have to be wary of every day in america?

ONE lucky punter has walked away with £133million after there was one winner in this evening’s EuroMillions draw.

>>backdoors don't exist
>ah yes very good
the tech illiterate spouting out buzzwords he has no idea what they actually mean
if you aren't a literal retard you wouldn't have backdoors on your system nor would you be using windows full time.
yeah all the free vpns are banned on Sup Forums obviously but you can find unbanned proxies easily

that was the phimo and he still posts here
guess he retired the gimmick after repeatedly being told to shut up as we all knew he didn't have the balls to go through with it

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important poll

Literally me

me and the gf just split up

GET HIM JANNY

it's the only way to reach millennials