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commie slag tits edition

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'vin' a 'nk

Love communism
Hate capitalism
Not an ideologist just don't like 'em

love pussy lads

thinking of starting a new racial slur, dunno who to focus it on though

pay up piggies

having a yank

could do with a sexual release

my policy? simple really, it boils down to one thing:

FUCK
OFF
YANKS

guess how many motorways in East Anglia

Watching Graham Norton. I LOVE being marketed to and worshiping these celebrities. They really are gods to me while I am a peasant. I am part of the hierarchal system of society at the bottom while these gods reside at the top.

They should honestly create boob museums at this point, the xenoestrogen fueled development is magnificent

my policy? simple really, it boils down to one thing:

touching
big
willies

TRYING to do nofap
do not appreciate this OP image

none

how big

is anyone here legitimately not an organ donor
for what purpose if so

hello nigger

Did it for 21 days
No superpowers except crippling depression when i failed

Corbyn brilliant - giving nothing to nuclear war fanatics; nothing to low paying small business people. And utterly connected w audience

Theres one here x
No fap is a meme

main parties
>Labour: hard-left, nationalisation, hard socialism
>Conservatives: centre-left, anti-conservatism, anti-localism, pro-surveillance, pro-censorship
>Liberal Democrats: left, socialism-lite, pro-gay, anti-family, ultra Europhiles
>UKIP: libertarian right, populism, localism, actual conservatism, eurosceptic
minor parties
>BNP: hard left nationalist party, protectionism, racism
>Respect: pro-fundamentalist islam, anti-israel, anti-west, pro-jihad, pro-terrorism
>English Democrats: "English nationalism", mainly made up of people for whom the BNP is too sophisticated
>Greens: far-left, environmentalism, progressivism, anti-nuclear, anti-war, anti-GMO, anti-fracking, basically anti-reliable energy
>Liberty GB: libertarian, right, eurosceptic, anti-islam, pro-Churchill
regional parties
>Plaid Cymru: hard left, pro-Welsh language (forcing it on road signs, in schools, etc)
>SNP: failing to get Scottish independence, hard left, centralising powers in Scotland, getting English taxpayer's money and denying it
>DUP: right, religious unionism
>UUP: centre-right, unionism, moderate conservatism
>TUV: right-wing, unionist, conservative, anti-power sharing, eurosceptic
>Sinn Fein: ex-terrorists, far-left, Romantic-era Irish nationalism combined with militant Roman Catholicism, wants of a 32-county Gaelic-speaking Catholic socialist agricultural republic
>SDLP: hard left socialists, Irish nationalists

why not willy museums you sexist

anime

Anyone know how to trick microwaves into working with the door open? Unfortunately, can't nuke the bollocks without closing the door, so I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

doing a listen
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Shitty of London
Isle of Shite
Runtland
Poornwall
Poorfolk
Poorset
Porthumberland
Up the Chuffolk
East Gaysex

UK counties without motorways

What booze should I pick up on the way home from work lads?

need ukip in power

>labour
>hard socialist
Stopped reading

post your favourite place in britain lads

slice out a hole in the middle of the door

>conservatives
>centre-left

lads is it true that with confidence, you can fake it til you make it?

why cant all roads be underground?

Positive feelings: willies
Negative feelings: pants

FOY

Sudanlad is honorary brit

at this rate, willies will cease to exist in the near future, but i guess that's a good reason to start making some museums about them

We can have them established side by side

>muh racial insecurity!
Go back to Sup Forums where you can beg for racial acceptance, chicano

>labour
>hard-left
state of you

im not posting my room its messy rn

only over 8 inch willies please x

*sneezes*

you appear to have put a party with one (1) seat in as a major party, user?

Thoughts?

solihull and failsworth

yes hello xx

Absolutely brilliant post

hello nigger

...

you don't need confidence to fake it mate

the only thing you need to make it is yourself

hate jocks wish they'd fuck off

that can't be real

longleat centre parcs

my policy? simple really, it boils down to one thing:

GAS
THE
TAIGS

Thank you m8, I'll be gone and rid the thread of one more JF, let the American do his thing, he's some slavic or spanish immigrant dealing with a sense of inadequacy amongst his new neighbours, and needs to feel super-white

>an indndent sand
don't know what that means

>1400

'bsolute state of sc*tland

>Conservatives: centre-left
>Liberal Democrats: left, socialism-lite
>BNP: hard left nationalist party
>Liberty GB: libertarian

>getting this butthurt over me saying hello nigger

who likes that "new" radiohead song

isle of wright

don't like my posts being visible
shan't be posting much more

PROSSIE LADS WHAT'S YOUR OPINION

plymouth
sheffield

simple as

Going to tell you lads a secret ive never told anyone else

5 years ago I used to post on Sup Forums 'kik loyalty threads'. The way they worked was, you posted your girlfriends kik and then /btards/ would send her dickpics and see if she stayed loyal or not.

I used to post my own kik, saying I was a bender (which I was), and then play along with it for free dickpics and erotic RP sessions.

Opinions on this confession of mine?

*points at the camera*
lets's find out

We don't like new cunt yanks disrespecting brit lads
>not commenting on the labour hard left and hard socialist meme

>plymouth
white ghetto

WHOA
very nice haha

*looks your address up on google images*

OH MY! So close to me!
*puts on puma suede shoes and legs it to yours*

wahey alright mate

this post is brilliant because it pisses off exactly the right kind of people that need to fuck off /brit/ and go back where they came from

you know who I'm talking about

>all the conservative cunts btfo by being called out as globalist lefties
Irrevocably btfo, you're done, same credibility as the communist runts, get out pronto

genuinely think i'm developing schizophrenia lads
between hearing voice-thoughts in my head when i was 16, my GP accusing me of being psychotic at 19 and what happened last night, my outlook isn't looking too fucking bright

I don't even have a reaction image suitable for this feel

the absolute state of it
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Do you want a lollipop or a gold star? Call the nearest white American to dispense one

>'I am going to say stuff and pretend everyone's butthurt! That'll show people what I am worth!'

chrishtyuns

why won't people accept the fact that lil wayne is a better rapper than Biggie smalls, 2Pac and nas combined? are they all oldfags who grew up in the 90s and feel that their music is more superior because it's what they used to listen to in their youth?

i get those all the time

don't go to the doctor, they give you pills and you just end up depending on them and each time you go off the voices just get worse

mine is really soft and i just let it happen

:3 get here fast this willy can't suck itself
Smart lad desu

doxable information
(it's my house)

you definitely sound a bit butthurt over a word lol, anyone can see that

the SNP is not a progressive party.

Your mums fanny and arse wahey

ah yes


there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.

>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full Sup Forums for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily

>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though

>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour

>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots

>morning aussie hours
honestly love this time of day, it's just shitposting while I wake up

>Fedora shitposting
usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images

not a single word

sorry mate your post just doesn't interest me

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back to the discord with you

an interesting insight into how leftypol thinks /brit/ works

do you keep this saved in a notepad file

Why would anyone from Sudan be butthurt over the word nigger? That's how he always talks he has autism

FWIW and a bit later, 9 years ago I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, with self-advocacy and research, long debates with several prominent psychiatrists, got it downgraded to depressive psychosis, got it downgraded again to Autism spectrum with psychiatric co-morbidities

The original diagnosing doctor even congratulated me, don't give up and work your way through it

>produce positive response
>lol you're positively butthurt!

>produce negative or unequiovocal response
>lol you're positively butthurt
Feel what you like, whatever makes you feel good and motivates you to do this

perfect example of a post i shan't be reading, with excellent reddit spacing

imagine taking your last breath and never having to experience this god forsaken earth ever again

FOY newcunt
What? Proof of a raid?

the tories are clearly left wing

yep, they are.

>>/britfeels/
>late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour
>>Fedora shitposting
>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images
all me

africans generally don't find the word "nigger" offensive

>a literal retard getting very upset because I said nigger
keck