Can we get a better name for my country pls? this one sucks

Can we get a better name for my country pls? this one sucks

Ur - gay? LOL!!!

Guayana

Chimichurri

Cisplatina was a better one, desu.

Land of the Stonefaced Sun
Montevideo (named after the city)
Fuckparaguay

nonagay! with an exclamation mark to point out your outright denial

But pls don't be rude

Sodomway
Analay
Shitpackistan
Faguay
Homouay

República Oriental

Pequeño Perú del Este

If someone is too stupid too look beyond your English-associated name, and overlook all of the positives Uruguay has to offer, he/she's worthless, why would you want respect from them?

White Paradise.

Czechia actually did that. So there's a chance, who knows.
But then people will make jokes about how insecure you are that you needed to change your country name.

Your flag is a mix of Greece and Argentina so your new name is bank(cor)rupt

Try your best nordic me.

Uruguay makes Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization. Diegoarmandoland is actually a white country

Argentina is an ok name, why do you think it sucks?

I want a better name for my country too. "The United States of America" is just too long winded and pretentious sounding. What would have been wrong with a nice single syllable name like France?

McDonald
Then you should turn into a monarchy and have a literal Burger King

Judea.

Zion

And then they say that Brazilians aren't Germanic, lmao.

1. Uru or 2. Urua, just cut out the guay part

Btw your country is awesome even with the name Uruguay.

Being from quebec. Bangladesh is another weird one cause desh(phonetic sound) sounds like cum to us in slang so it sounds like: bang! and some cum!

Or kakashi from naruto(even though hes one of my favorites and Im able to phase it out) it always sounds like Pooshit since shi sounds like slang: to shit

Banda Oriental

Kek these are all pretty good tbqh.

OG Liberia
Trumpville

What the fuck happened to your cross, Greece? Did you have to sell it to pay denbts or something?

1st world Argentina

this. but call it argentinean guyana

FUCKING TRIPS THREAD DERAILED

We already have a simple name
America

South South Brazil

*guitar riff*

Nice trips.

Cisplatina the 27th state

Video

You should change the flag desu.

argentina menor

Cisplatina

come back to papi son

goatseslayer05

Niggaryan Weed Republic

Yourugay