This and Blue Brothers are the only two good musicals

This and Blue Brothers are the only two good musicals

Prove me wrong

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ITS ASTOUNDING

I think you forgot one.

you nigger you forgot to add the producers

Are you referring to movie musicals or just musicals in general?

>pic related would like a word with you

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Romeo & Juliet
South Park
The Producers

Proved you wrong, kiddo.

I really liked Hedwig but hated RHPS, am I bisexual?

Maybe. Or maybe you just have better taste in musicals.

Rocky Horror is awful though

Rocky Horror is musical kino.

You can't tell me you don't like Singin' in the Rain. And there are plenty musicals that are great. Take a bunch of Fred Astaire's for instance.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.

DUDE TRANNIES LMAO

Little Shop of Horrors is pretty good.

The only time in the history of Cinema that the guy is more fuckable than a "girl" in the same role

Umbrellas of Cherbourg is better.

No, but I do know Fox's Rocky Horror version was complete trash. It would of been great had they put half the effort they'd put into their Grease Live, which was fantastic.

Came here to post LSoH.

Laverne looks like a fucking bird

Briga-fucking-doon you cunt

The South park movie

Terrible songs. The show is entertaining as a whole but the songs are really bad.

Going to have to agree to disagree. They add to the flow of the story and give a little depth to the characters and catchy as all hell. What more could you ask for?

Suddenly Seymour, Skid Row, Feed Me Seymour, Mean Green Mother from Outerspace, Somewhere thats green....

Are you outta your Vulcan mind? The songs are great

Rocky Horror is shit and Meat Loaf was the only good part of it. Watch a real musical.

jesus christ

>Prove me wrong

While it did have music in it, The Blues Brothers wasn't a musical.

There are a lot of great musicals.
It's good comedies that we're lacking.

No Dentist song?

youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM isn't good?

The Music Man has always been my favorite musical. I otherwise loathe musicals.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS

>What more could you ask for?
Decent lyrics.

Feel free to prove me wrong by posting great lyrics from Little Shop.

I think there are tons of good comedy movies, but recently a lot of the best comedy has been on TV.

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Music man is based. One of the best memories I have with my grandma is watching that movie because she loved it.

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Musicals are an early 20th century artform. Modern musicals are jukebox soap operas.

When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head
That's when my momma said

(What did she say?)
She said "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

You'll be a dentist
(Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist you'll be a success

[GIRLS]
Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God
He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?

[PATIENT]
Oh, that hurts, wait, I'm not numb

[SCRIVELLO]
Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come

I am your dentist
(Goodness Gracious)
And I enjoy the career that I picked
(Love it)
I am your dentist
(Fitting braces)
And I get off on the pain I inflict
(You really love it)

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
(Ooh, bicuspid)
It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted
(Dentist)
And though it may 'cause my patients distress
(Distress)

Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know that my momma's proud of me
Oh, momma
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success

Say aah
(Ahh)
Say aah
(Ahh)
Say ahh
(Ahh)
Now spit

*part 1*

Better wait a minute.
Ya better hold the phone.
Ya better mind your manners.
Better change your tone.

Don't you threaten me son.
You got a lot of gall.
We gonna do things my way.
Or we won't do things at all.

Ya don't know what you're messin' with.
You got no idea.
Ya don't know what you're lookin' at
When you're lookin' here.

Ya don't know what you're up against,
No, no way, no how.
You don't know what you're messin' with,
But I'm gonna tell you now!

Get this straight!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
and I'm bad.
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
and it looks like you been had.
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space,
So get off my back, 'n get out my face,
'Cause I'm mean and green
And I am bad.

Wanna save your skin boy?
You wanna save your hide?
You wanna see tomorrow? (Ha-Ha!)
You better step aside.
Better take a tip boy.
Want some good advice?
Ya better take it easy,
'Cause you're walkin' on thin ice.

Ya don't know what you're dealin' with.
No, you never did.
Ya don't know what you're lookin' at,
But that's tough titty, kid!

The Lion don't sleep tonight,
And if you pull his tail, he roars.
Ya say, "That ain't fair?"
Ya say, "That ain't nice?"
Ya know what I say? "Up yours!"

Watch me now!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And I'm bad.
I'm just a mean green mother, a real disgrace,
And you've got me fightn' mad.
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space,
Gonna trash your ass! Gonna rock this place!
I'm mean and green,
And I am bad.

Don't ya talk to me about old King-Kong.
You think he's the worst? Well, you're thinkin' wrong.
Don't talk to me about Frankenstein.
He got a temper? -HA!- He ain't got mine.

You know I don't come from no black lagoon.
I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon.
You can keep the thing,
Keep the it,
Keep the creature, they don't mean shit!

*Part 2*

I got garden style, major moves.
I got the stuff, and I think that proves,
You better move it out! Nature calls!
You got the point? I'm gonna bust your balls!

Here it comes!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And I'm bad.
I'm just a mean green mother
A real hard case. You can't beat this trouble, man.
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
So just give it up. It's all over, ace.
I'm mean and green.
(Mean green mother from outer space.)
I'm mean and green.
(Mean green mother from outer space.)
I'm mean and green.
(Mean green mother from outer space.)
And I...am...bad!

Are actual musicals allowed on/tv/?

If yes, then
>tfw no Máté bf

Have you seen pic related?

I liked the Mama Mia movie.

This was surprisingly good.

does the ghastly love of johnny x count?

Mary Poppins is great, such my dick.

I wish Book of Mormon would get a film adaption.

Bye Bye Birdie is also a pretty good musical.

That's okay. 5/10 at best. Worse than the worst Les Mis song.

Those lyrics are just fucking retarded
Literally babble.

Yeah, I was right all along.

Seven Brides has great music but a pretty dated storyline. Its a shame its so rarely done on stage anymore.

>it's a "my tastes are better than yours episode"

Is the movie as long as the stage show. Because the stage show is so fucking long.

just like the whole movie

>Such My Dick

Sounds profound

If only the Joanna... I see you song wasn't so unbelievably annoying.

christ, no.

this is one of the worst, not the best!

It's kino you cultureless swine

Hairspray and Les Mis. Fk wit me

Yeah, I enjoyed that much more than I thought I would.

>tfw he kills the beggar woman

>he hasn't seen the works of Gilbert & Sullivan

Now that's just sad.

No one will ever make a comfy adaptation of Iolante that is pure kino. Feels bad man

i agree

Singin' in the Rain is mediocre, as are most of those 50s musicals. South Pacific is probably my favorite from that decade

Mary Poppins is the GOAT musical and Julie Andrews was literally perfect in those days

I also love:
The Sound of Music
My Fair Lady
Swing Time
Top Hat
Meet Me in St. Louis
anything from the Disney Renaissance (sans Pocahontas)

What is Team America ? South Park the movie?

Is Trey Parker straight?

I enjoy great lyrics. Little Shop's lyrics are fucking god damned terrible. I like it, but the lyrics of the songs are not good by any objective measure.

>Rocky Horror hatred
>on Sup Forums of all places

>musicals

>dismissing an entire genre
pleb detected

THERE'S A BUNCH OF BIRDS IN THE SKY
AND SOME DEER JUST WENT RUNNING BY
OH, THE SNOW'S PURE AND WHITE ON THE EARTH RICH-AND---BROWN!!!
JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY MORNING IN MY QUIET, MOUNTAIN, TOWN!

THE SUN IS SHINING, AND THE GRASS IS GREEN, UNDER THE THREE FEET OF SNOW I'M IN,
THIS IS A DAY WHEN IT'S HARD TO WEAR-A-FROWN!
ALL THE HAPPY PEOPLE STOP TO SAY HELLO, [getouddamyway!], EVEN THOUGH THE TEMPERATURE'S LOW!
IT'S SUNDAY MORNING IN MY QUIET REDNECK MOUNTAIN TOWN!

Taking requests for musical albums to upload

Chicago and Moulin Rouge are pretty gud too desu

Shut your fucking face unclefucker.

Best musical

Jesus. Even the guy's name sounds gay.

The only people who don't like Rocky Horror are retards who don't understand camp

it's a parody of shitty 50's B-movies

>People like musicals that aren't HYDROMATIC

i'm working on an emo musical called singing in the pain
would you come?

TIME IS FLEETING

Absolutely

It wasn't a bad flick, but the visuals were way better than the actual songs, nothing in the story could really keep up with them.

I want an Avenue Q movie with puppets by The Jim Henson Company

jesus fuck

I'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO HER FACE