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Yanks can suck my cock (edition)

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No weed and Mario Kart for you

I unironically report everyone who posts weed for illegal content lol

"LEADERS SPECIAL"
has the Auntie taken complete leave of her decent senses? that simply does not make any sense.

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w2c shirt?

I WAKE UP IN DA MORNIN' FEELING LIKE P DIDDY

devilish

>I

Kill yourself user

Woke up this morning feeling pretty shitty

genuinely never met a lazier bunch of layabouts than GPs

in all of the healthcare sector they genuinely have the easiest job going - I reckon the receptionists work harder

their job consists of "oh hello Mrs Jones - a cold is it? here's a prescription for some medicine" "oh hello Mr Stevens, hmm hand hurts does it? I'll refer you to a specialist"

what the fuck do they actually do? just fill out prescriptions and refer people to doctors who actually know what they're doing

why in christ's name do they think they deserve the weekend off? FUCKING LAZY CUNTS

YOU kill yourself CUNT

woke up this morning feeling quite good

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hop up out the bed
turn my swag on

Faggot

t. GP

alri lads what shall I say to this one

*sucks your cock*
faggot

north east paris reppin

turbopleb

how much is she for 30 minutes?

"Do you do anal"?

literally what the fuck
how is his cock that big

my crazy neighbor is causing up a ruckus once again
dont want to call the rozzers on her but this has to stop

superior genes

how can I even compete as a white man

business idea: blink 183

hmmm
uninspired

sacre bleu
*shakes head*

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white men are not supposed to compete, you're supposed to never breed and let the superior genes of the negro pass on

"I was an extra in Ironman, do you like Ironman?
now gimme dhat ass because I'm on dhe booty chase or g.t.f.o."

>sister's inside cat got out with no collar
what if she never comes back
disclaimer: i am not the guy with the prossie sister

>"Can you imagine he took me to some sort of expo on jamaican music IN A MUSEUM. They didn't even have anyblive music, just pictures ugh"
user's gf to her big black drug dealer bf from sevran who only ever took her to Franprix, after user paid hundreds of € to take her to all these interesting cultural activities

Pics

Will give this a (you) for the original thought

cotching lads

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How much for your sister mate?

Just pooped out a tapeworm

mental how hip hop essentially just reverted to its jazz samples...

if it never comes back it's dead

she's 70 and looks ugly. not conventional uglyness caused by aging but crazy ugly

it has quite worked to be honest so i dont know who should i trust
surely not the algerian bloke who only cares about getting his dick wet and doesn't know love

>inside cat

no such thing

there's an outside cat that you've kept imprisoned in your shithole of a house

duh

Time to shit this thread up

mine's an inside cat and he's quite happy. we have a 5 bedroom house though

we don't live in britain

*invests by using his share of Linkin Park*

Roflcopter!
Yanks btfo.... again!
They can suck on my dick too hehehaha

some

>Cherry pie

Make a Twin Peaks reference but she sounds pretty nice actually. I hope she has a good taste in literature.

Plans for the day lads? Think I'll start season five of The Sopranos.

I've never watched twin peaks so I wouldn't know what to say

Oi Bruce put in a good word for me here la

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How many humans have you eating?

Jk lad. If you enjoy doing these things, she will enjoy them too. But spare me the "girls (from Paris or elsewhere have their own cultural interests and hobbies). Literally every thing a girl is interested is either because of pop culture or can be traced back to some ex-bf who got her into that. Have girls who already started talking like me and have even adopted the 'ah yes'.

>he's quite happy

ignorance is bliss

you realise normal cats walk for miles each day? I'm sure he's chuffed with your 5 bedrooms though!

>How many humans have you eating?

Educate yourself my upside down friend

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>>inside cat
>no such thing
>there's an outside cat that you've kept imprisoned in your shithole of a house

>Scotlands problem is emigration not immigration

Many. Pussy and titties are the best for munching on.

The British and Irish Lions

Asked her about her log, we'll see how that goes

Been meaning to watch this show for a while

>you realise normal cats walk for miles each day?
>you can't walk for miles in a full sized house
he won't be chuffed when he gets eaten by a coyote outside

Have they lost yet?

just realised PNG's flag is the anarchist communist flag

>over 50% of british pakistanis are married to their first cousin

youtube.com/watch?v=BwB1D6QCP-s
Are Pakis the most fucked up things on the planet?

>ugly as fuck
>inbred
>rape white children
>honour killings
>worship pedaphile warlord

>just realised PNG's flag is the anarchist communist flag

It's half time and they're losing

are vicky seemed to like them

The original is great but I haven't seen the sequel yet. From what I've heard it jumps right back into the story and doesn't make things fresh for a more casualized or normie audience which is quite based of Lynch.

Good. Only 0.5/10 games to go

going out now bye x

t. Pranjeep Rasheedavathauanatham

It's a pretty cool flag, but I see it everywhere here. They are so proud and nationalistic of their country here.

Take pics of your adventures for the lads :3

miss u xxx

*blocks your path*

>NOT GONNA GIVE THAT STUPID YANK ANY (YOU)S

hnnngg
are the papuan women hot?

*lays my delicate bollocks under the treads*

material i want in life
>nice kitchen with lots of meme equipment
>a home gym consisting of power-rack and lifting equipment
>a nice garden with a green-house full of useful herbs, spices, vegetables and drug-producing plants

moving to laos lads

ah yes, the bourgeoisie

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Reminder that she is the real victim

raaah me nyeed a bad gyal to wine pon mi cock

>spends so long on a mudhut island he starts thinking nigger women are appealing

Not really, but when I'm desperate they start to look good.

>he doesn't have in-house climbing gym
Sad!

I don't get why that picture was so controversial, it just came across as cringey to me desu senpai (a lam)

>no home theatre

barron (10 year old autist) saw it and freaked out

It appropriated Daesh iconography

>10 year old

Fuck off, he's like 6ft

No woman that ugly should post pictures of herself. You'd have to be blind not to be offended by her face

I kno dis felling

Yeah so much time in the Phils and here I like a bit of colour in my women.

Decent body tho