Scenes you lost your fap virginity to, 90's edition

Scenes you lost your fap virginity to, 90's edition

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I don't think I've ever fapped to an actual movie but if I ever do it will be to Jessica Alba's dancing scenes in Sin City 2.

eww

I first came after fapping in the shower.
The first shit I fapped to on tv was runway shoes.

Can you imagine her riding you... jeez Jamie's still got it

post yfw this character got some "development"

got my first boner watching this, people saw it

DAMN
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Jamie Dick Curtis looks like *that*!?

Wild Things

Numale, underage, or grey ace?

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>first fapping to pg13 movies

for fucks sake. did you not have a dad?

my dad intentionally left porno mags and loaded guns around. so he knew I used them. then he would beat the shit out of me.

>imagine etc

the internet has been common in households since people who are now 30 hit puberty and I don't know what being numale has to do with not fapping to movies

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youtube.com/watch?v=TpNfQlcIjAM

She had a good body but goddamn is he ugly. Only a real lesbian could fap to her.

So you started fapping to internet porn at 16 instead of sexy movie scenes when you were 10? Fucking normie

I first fapped just because it felt good. I don't think I even thought of something.

there was internet porn 20 years ago... did you just turn 18 or something?

But I first masturbated in a bathtub after a shower thinking about a girl in my class, I wasn't watching anything.

Who's that guy?

Not him but I didn't start fapping until age 16 because I have hand issues, my hand writing looked like sanskrit and made playing video games quite the challenge

First time I ever came it was by by wedging two pillows together and fucking them while watching Wild On E!

You're saying that as if it's a good thing. I feel sorry for you user.

t. Bender

Something about young innocent looking Anna Faris

my first jerwowasto a was looking at a penthouse mag in my garage. my dad left 2 penthouse magazines in the toolbox. I was probably 11.

my dad was an abusive drunken asshole. but when he was feeling good he did nice things.

Mena Suvari. It's in the filename, doggo.

p sure she's the source of at least half my fetishes

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My fap virginity was lost to a girl from Sunday school at age 7, for whatever reason I was already into the idea of her dominating me because she was such a moody bitch

>90's

The first thing I've ever jacked off to was a censored pictures in a magazine. And it was to that biking video game where that girl takes her top off I think it was called BMXXX. The only time I jacked off to a tv show or movie was in the sopranos where Tony fucks that catholic girl over his desk. Her tits were amazing

what was it with dark haired dominatrices in the 90's

What ever happened to that ugly, Jewy looking Dago?

perfection

you and me both lad

i think there are a lot of us who grew up in the 90s who were (sometimes not so) subtly influenced by her

>first fapping to pg13 movies

American Pie was rated R, you cuck.

I ised to feel sory for myself. he kicked me out 3 times before I was 19. I slept in the garage a few weeks. he made me eat dinner with the dog on in the porch anytime he heard me eat. and of course the beatings.

I forgave my dad a while ago. I only recently forgave everyone who knew. at this point it is a funny story. "remember when you forced me to repair a leak in the pool that didn't exist in february until I almost died? hilarious"

youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8

Sensual movie scenes > playboy

Playboy isn't a porno mag

My first fap was to some shitty Kirstin Dunst movie idr what it was

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someone post it already

Nova

As in Casanova

is it necessary if were all already thinking it?

webm of the gabagool scene in question?

yes

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I remember i still had hope when first watching this scene.
The future seemed bright.

This sounds like one of those "A Boy Called Dog" "true life" experience "inspired" books.

Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, Sup Forums MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sup Forums. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

youtube.com/watch?v=H27E0dXV0KQ

DAMN, Sup Forums MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*??

hello lollipop

>ywn be married to a mentally unstable Japanese qt

Ia this the stranger things pasta?

YES this

>Granny panties

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR AMERICANS?

Reply/10

I know it's a season two episode. I'd help you out by uploading it to puush, but I don't have it downloaded. It's too bad because I'm not sure if you could even google it

Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, Sup Forums MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sup Forums. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Feminism.

This bit from the mask, almost wore out the VHS tape.

hiah

Enjoy your stay friendo.

Good times.

choker

my negro

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first time I got a boner was watching Saved by the Bell and Married with children. Didn't really pay much attention to it since I don't know why I had those boners and don't know what to do with it

but this was my first fap

Fuck yearr son. Sometimes you could see nipple. I remember fapping to cinemax when I got satellite in 2003. But before then, it was pic related.

Anybody else also get boners looking at porn mags but didn't know what to do and just kept a stiffy for a bit? I did this shit when I was 11 in 2001.

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I'm fucking old. But I wasn't then.
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I have no idea what that is. I can describe the garage I had ti sleep in. and there are police reports for everytime he kicked me out, since they called the cops to get me back each time. but that would mean releasing my name.

ask me anything to explain.

I did not have a bad childhood. yea I got thrown out a few times and beaten alot. but I had a ps1. and I had 100 acres to explore and shoot shit on. I caught a 5 pond bass when I was 12. how many 5 pound bass I caught?

>tfw pausing at the shower scene of the sf2 animated movie

god bless the normies that worked at the local video rental place

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I watched Basic Instinct with my dad. When he was drunk, I got to watch all the rated R movies. And he was drunk all the time.

You bothered to use the correct plural of dominatrix but still misplaced the apostrophe in '90s

Hell ya
the church said not to fap but had no rules about enjoying a good boner
it was another 4 years before i loopholed myself into thinking fapping without hand contact was ok
it was another 2 years before i fapped with hands and another year before i even thought to use lube

>not loosing your fap virginity to Sábado Gigante

I first fapped with my best friend. We were sitting across the bed from each other so we couldn't see each other, and we were looking at victoria secret catalogs.

We're no longer friends, but he's the only guy I'd be gay for. I sucked his dick one time.(no homo.)

Feels good to finally get that off my chest.

>tfw discovered masturbation by accident
>tfw fapped for more than a decade without porn/visual aid

Sex scenes aside, The Reader is actually a pretty good movie.

Kaiser Soze

faggot

Never found her fappable till she actually started doing nude scenes in Spartacus

Good choice