ITT: Shit movies Sup Forums told you were any good

ITT: Shit movies Sup Forums told you were any good

gonna need bigger bait

I love John carpenter but I didn't really care for this movie

agree with this, it's one of Carpenter's worst

Indeed

Totally

Well you know what old Jack Burton says at a time like this

>stop disliking what I like!

Big Trouble is a fun flick.

Escape from New York is the real shitter

I agree with this

Watch it with the commentary on. That's it's own seperate movie entirely.

Mike please leave.

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There Will Be Blood

3 hours and literally nothing happens except MUH MILKSHAKE

JUDAS!

It was a pretty good milkshake though

STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME BLEED

Escape From New York is 100 times the movie that Big Trouble is

It also has prime MILF Adrienne Barbeau

Not shit but definitely not amazing. It looks pretty but goes absolutely nowhere

John Carpenter as a whole, not shit, but none were up the level people acted like they were.

Also, how many times a day do you think he cuts himself for having not directed Alien?

>Also, how many times a day do you think he cuts himself for having not directed Alien?
Never heard anything about that, he did however direct a proto Alien.

The Thing is garbage

yeah I agree

>none were up the level people acted like they were
that's because most are cult classics. I love big trouble and it's probably my favorite movie but it's defnietly not for everyone.