AVADA

AVADA...

what did he mean by this?

was he really going to kill Harry Potter just outside Dumbledore's office because of an elf?

upvote r*ddit style

>in da gadda da vida

Hahaha upboat train
CHOO CHOO
xD

KEdullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I really, really like this pasta.

Was he Sup Forumsmblr?

No, he was Sup Forumseddit

he doesn't give a fuck

That's one long ass spell.

where is the other pasta?

So why exactly weren't the Malfoys thrown into Azkaban?

nice

Same reason Hillary isn't in jail.

but there's no way of getting away with it.
IS LUCIUS A MAD MAN?

I know this is a meme thread but has anyone here read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality?

Imagine what Based Dumby wouldve done to him lmao. He wouldve wrecked him

Couldn't get past the second chapter, the writing manages to be worse than rowling's

Noticed that when I saw the movie too, doesn't happen in the book.

Can't blame you. I considered dropping it a few times but since I have autism it'll bother me if I don't finish it. And it DOES get better as it goes along.

...CARDO!

i dont get it

but we actually see the malfoys do something wrong. it wasnt just a bunch of baseless wizard conspiracies leveled against them

those are very expensive in my country

I don'T think I've ever seen a HP thread without this pasta in it. It's quite impressive t.b.h.

thanks for the correction hermione

I want a Slytherin gf.

NOT SO FAST MAGIC NAZI

is this always the same guy or does one user always come along and continue the tradition