IIT: We write the next movie of Seth Rogen

>IIT: We write the next movie of Seth Rogen

>ITT: We write the next movie of Seth Rogen
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DUDE WHAT IF LIKE, IT WAS ELECTION DAY, AND LIKE, EVERYONE SMOKED WEED AND THEN WENT TO VOTE, AND THEN EVERYONE VOTED FOR WEED, AND THEN THE PRESIDENT WAS ACTUALLY WEED!

Commander In Keef: A Seth Rogen Film (2017)

>HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

starring Danny McBride, James Franco, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jonah Hill

Tfw afraid to post my idea because it's really good hollywood good and seth rogen probably lurks here

BUD LIGHT

Dude what if aliens stole all the bud and stoners have to save the world?

Seth Rogan plays a weed smoking manchild who subtly browbeats the main character into conforming to pointless society standards while pretending to be a rebel against such conformity.

>Commander In Keef

I actually like most seth rogan films but the night before was probably the worst film I've seen in 3 years.

Seth Rogen plays an autistic NEET stoner living by himself in a small trailer in the middle of nowhere. He wakes up every day, collects his NEET bucks in the mail, checks on his weed plants, gets high, and browses the internet until 3 in the morning. The film is just a series of still shots of him doing this over and over. The repetition and loneliness of his lifestyle begin to break him down, as he comes to terms with the bad decisions he has made to get here. He continually tries to justify it and convince himself that he's happy, but in the end he smokes one last joint and blows his head off with a shotgun.

Seth Rogen is the only actor in the movie.

Film titled "Weeno", for weed-kino.

Sethos character gets really stoned and wants to make a sandwich because of "munchies" but he's out of bread so he has to go to the supermarket where he unfortunately runs into his hot neighbor (played by Amy Schumer). She's dating some big jerk guy, played by Danny McBride who loves and sells cocaine. The two bond over there love of weed and food and wins Schumer over by trickin McBride into selling cocaine to undercover agent Paul Rudd, also Jonah Hill is his best friend. Movie is called Munchies.

His recent films have been really shit, I don't know who's making them but since he became friends with those faggots like Zac Efron or the idiots from Workaholics his movies have become shittier than they were
The last good thing he was in IMO was This Is The End

I don't understand what Joseph-Gordon-Levitt did wrong in that movie at all. And Seth Rogan could have been completely excised from that movie and it wouldn't change a thing.

DUDE HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED OUT OF AN APPLE
IMAGINE IF THE PRODUCE SECTION WAS FILLED WITH STONER FRUIT HAHA

lol

>what if weed could smoke weed?

>something something weed and atheism

Stop

Dave Franco travels through the 7 levels of hell and tries to convince god that he doesn't exist.

He tried to come across as a relateable everyman but it ended up just making him look like a cunt. Rogan overacted the shit out of every scene and fucked up the delivery of almost every 'joke' in the film. The black dude actually had the best performance of the 3 and he wasn't good.

I hate this so much because it's going to be a real movie in the near future.

But I don't remember what he did wrong. All I remember was that he wanted to spend one last Christmas with his friends and he broke up with his girlfriend.

I think he didn't want to commit to his gf long term and she broke up because of it?

Fuck I didn't even watch it until the end, I saw miley cyrus open her mouth and just turned it off.

...

Seth rogen and the guy who ate his arm kill the prime minister of south Korea

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

DUDE I'M A SELFLOATHING JEW WHO MASKS HIS LOW SELFESTEEM BEHIND A FACADE OF QUIRKINESS LMAO

>Narrator: In fourteen hundred ninety-two. Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

>A ship batters against the storm. The crew calls for the captain.

>Narrator: But what you didn’t know, is that he brought a lot… of green.

>Paper Planes starts playing

>The captain’s door swing open, releasing a column of smoke. A figure stumbles through the haze coughing.

>Seth Rogan as Christopher Colombus

>Rogan: I’m telling you, the world is round!

>Melissa McCarthy as Queen Isabella

>McCarthy: Listen, I am round. The world is not!

>Jay Baruchel as King Ferdinand II

>Baruchel: (passes joint) You know… I might just be high enough to believe that.

>Michael Cera as Montezuma

>Fully nude and drenched in blood, Michael Cera sprints through the jungle

>In a clearing, Rogan is smoking a joint with James Franco (playing himself). Franco raises his hands and Cera slices off his fingers and the joint.

>Rogan and Franco make eye contact and scream as blood gushes from Franco’s hand

>Colombus Day (All vowels are pot leaves)

>Music Stops

>Franco is dodging Cera’s knife while Rogan fumbles around in the mud

>Rogan: I can’t find your fingers dude!

>Franco: Forget the fingers! (dodges swing) Save the joint!

>October 2016

It's time to go to bed, Seth.

In this historical period piece buddy comedy set during the buildup to the French Revolution. Seth Rogan plays a marijuana smoking speech writer for Louis XVI (James Franco). Louis becomes increasingly paranoid due to news of growing resentment from the cities while Seth gets increasingly paranoid due to crops of bad weed from the disgruntled peasants. They must work together using the power of the pen and the sword to dig France out of financial crisis to assure their futures!

>Michael Cera as Montezuma
>Paper Planes starts playing

I still laugh my ass off every time, 10/10 pasta, would literally watch this movie

Dude, they legalize weed but I develop an allergy to it. And like stuff.

Seths becomes interested in cuckoldry after his wife makes a tweet telling the self help book guy that shills for Trump that she would fuck him

He also smokes weed

Fuck lol, too accurate

That who doesn't exist?

The mere mortals that in habit the earth God had created...

... or the deity himself?

>Commander In Keef

now post the bomb squad one

>Seth Rogen and James Franco are ex-wizards from Hufflepuff house who are on the run from the ministry after trying to grow and distribute magic weed to the muggles
>featuring Harold and Kumar

It's perfect

is that norm macdonald

W
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Guy gets so high that he forgot that he was supposed to get high

came here looking for this pasta

Sup Forums you do not disappoint

He and his wacky gang eat a bunch of edibles, lose consciousness, and awake as the President, VP, and full cabinet. Jonah Hill is speaker of the house, and spends most of the movie on his own side adventure.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was his next film