I'm a 27 year old American Deanoboo (Essex fan for you yanks). I watch the footy and The Inbetweeners on my licensed telly, and spend my days perfecting my banter and playing superior Deanocore games (FIFA, CoD, Battlefield series).
I practice my full Windsor every day, this superior tie knot never comes untied because because it is looped over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other tie knot on earth. I earned my tie license two years ago, and my knots have been getting bigger every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Estuary and the Cockney dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their lad code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my UK visa, I am moving to Essex to attend a prestigious ex-poly to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an estate agent or a JJB Sports manager and mortgage a Barratt new build!
I own several polyester suits, which I wear around my local nightclubs. I want to get used to them before I move to Essex, so I can fit in easier. I share LADbible posts on Facebook as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
It's not a conspiracy, leftypol, is here. you can see all their corbyn pictures in leftypol on infinity chan. go and look for yourself. don't know how or why they are here,, seems pointless. but they clearly are, all this commie, lefty corbyn spam was not happening before, and it is now, and it didn't originate here. so, what is your alternate explanation?
Charles Ramirez
Placed a cheeky £5 bet on over 2.5 goals in first half for Juventus v. Real Madrid lads. Wish me luck!
Adam Gomez
Just moved about 20 bibles to the fiction section in my local Waterstones
Michael Cruz
No likey no lighty
Jonathan Lewis
>ariana refuses to be photographed from the left
Lucas Peterson
>ariana refuses to be photographed from the left why?
Benjamin Anderson
corbynposting has been a thing since he ran for leader you cretin
Evan Lee
The tolerant left
Gabriel Rogers
>tfw my entire life, from school to university to my first after university job has simply been following the set path laid out for me with zero initiative, and I have reached this age and see that Chads and women go up the escalator of good times and success while the conveyor belt leads to the grinder for the non Chad males >tfw aged 26 and never had attention from women ever or done anything with them unless I paid for prostitutes
When did you realise the brutal truths about being a non Chad male? It's torture to go to work in sunny and hot days like this and see so many attractive women around my age who fuck ten Chads a day from Tider and who consider me a disgusting non chad. No, lifting changes nothing, I can squat four plate and nothing changed.
And then at work I am the loser who nobody speaks to and who doesn't go to any of the socialising events because making small talk with normies is impossible. Even extroverted normies say little to me.
And every single day I beat myself up mentally because I waste all my free time on mourning the previous 8 apathetic mourning filled years of my life.
Engaging with most culture is a rigged game. You read novels and suddenly you're told you have to read boring as fuck novels or else you're dumb. You start programming and are told you have to use academic mental masturbation programming languages or else your dumb. Everywhere you get, at best, hazing (which is acceptable) but in most cases snake oil salesmen but with self perpetuating pressure to accept their shit.
I think even normies see through the BS. We had a minute's silence for the recent terror attack, with the minute being announced by loudspeaker immediately before. Afterwards all the normies thought it was, "lel so awkwerd". Not that I was fooled, I just thought it was bs for the pol reasons I will not go in to.
Zachary White
Is this style of glasses acceptable? I need glasses but I don't want to look like a numale hipster beta
not like this it hasn't you fucking mong, and the pictures being posted here originate from leftypol on infinitychan, go and fucking look, they are posted ALL OVER that board. it's not a conspiracy if it's right fucking there for you to look at with your own eyes
No there were one or two bitter old fucks Corbynposting last year Now /brit/ is overrun with putrid student communist LARPers
Ethan Hughes
You see no difference in how /brit/ is right now, compared to how it was at this time yesterday, or the day before, or 99% of the time?
Bullshit.
Juan Smith
nigger
Jonathan Barnes
*blocks your path*
Jeremiah Parker
Too smart to be left wing Too strong to be a centrist
Andrew Mitchell
didnt read this but based on the image i give you 1 piece of advice "b urself ;-)"
Colton Reyes
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Christian Evans
>one or two revisionist
corbynposting was always a thing, even if ironically
John Sullivan
*Nonces towards you*
Adam White
I did it on myself to show I was a mod. I'm a mod and a janny
Joseph Parker
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Jaxon Rodriguez
>Engaging with most culture is a rigged game. You read novels and suddenly you're told you have to read boring as fuck novels or else you're dumb. You start programming and are told you have to use academic mental masturbation programming languages or else your dumb. Everywhere you get, at best, hazing (which is acceptable) but in most cases snake oil salesmen but with self perpetuating pressure to accept their shit. On the one hand you complain of lacking initiative and the next you complain that other people tell you to do other things. Develop your own initiative and do whatever the hell you want
Sebastian Sanchez
was going to respond but it's probs some shit old pasta
Gabriel Johnson
champions league final in cardiff lads
Lincoln Adams
yeah i see a bunch of mongs shitposting about pictures of corbyn and spouting /x/tier conspiracies
give it a fucking rest
Christopher Walker
Probably thinks she looks better from the other side desu senpai
Liam Reyes
Does Labour really hate white people? I want to vote Labour (voted Tories in 15) but I don't want to vote for them if it means full on SJW types in power
Mason Murphy
Adieu
Logan Johnson
Read up on Diane Abbott.
Julian Powell
im still here. I did it on myself to show I am a mod
no party would be racist against anyone, literally shouting yourself in the foot logic (unless you're a meme party that never intends to win)
Juan Barnes
collapsed outside today ahahahahahahhaa wish i didnt wake up
Carson Turner
what happened lad
Oliver Cook
why can't I see the (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Ian Edwards
At the pub for the footy lads
Wwu2?
Caleb Barnes
last thread's only on 238 posts
did janny blow a fucking gasket?
Ryder Reed
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Jordan Robinson
got a question lads
...
well?
John Hill
presumably deleted all the shitposts and the post count went down
janny has been an absolute lad today he's had a lot of shit to deal with
Anthony Phillips
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Adrian Fisher
thanks
Lucas Ward
Some of them do. Abbott in particular would be almost guaranteed a cabinet spot with a Labour majority and she's a nightmare.
Caleb Brooks
>he's had a lot of shit to deal with
umm think you mean she are josie
Zachary Evans
Love how the thread went silent all of a sudden. Going to be a nice and chilled three days I think before all the spackers get unbanned
Evan Evans
supposed to go to a show soon but its pissing rain fml
Landon Harris
...
Michael Sullivan
didnt ban them apparently since niagara is still posting
Wyatt Torres
Same lad Many a question and nary an answer to see
Carson Collins
what happened in the last thread
Brayden Nelson
had a tea outside with a girl i know and I started feeling lightheaded and tired (like losing sense of balance tired) but didnt say anything and when we left we walked for 5 minutes before i lost balance completely and just fell down and lost consciousness woke up a few minutes later. she let me rest at her place since it was close the café. went home afterwards but still feel lightheaded
