Mark or Jez?

Mark or Jez?

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i like jez because i am gay and, much as it pains me to admit, i am so incredibly shallow that i prefer homosexual characters to breeder ones

sorry

Mark because he is /his/ incarnate

I feel like I have the worst attributes of both

As in "who would I rather share a defensive position with during the Kursk battle in 1943?" Mark, definitely Mark. Hands down.

Superhans

me behind the wheel

>the bmw
>the gloves
>the glorious moustache
God I love johnson

Exactly how I feel.

I have the low standards and nonexistent dignity of jeremy but I'm also a socially awkward history buff that never gets laid like mark.

>tfw you will never get to dry hump dobby in the supply closet until you cum

Dobby was too good (and too fun) for Mark, sadly
dat nose tho

Dobby was a giant fucking bitch who wasn't even very attractive.

Literally a manic pixie dream girl.

Don't forget the voice

At different times in my life I've been both.

>being jez irl, ever
disgusting.

Dobby was a garden variety nerd-girl who turned into a hipster. Mark was lucky to dodge that bullet in the end.

Who was really Mark's 'the one'?

Bottom left wanted his dick so fucking bad (For some bizarre reason). Any sane man IRL would have fucked her brains out.

it was actually her

Did they make Jez gay? I only watched the first 5 or 6 seasons.

Also as a fellow gay Mark is best because David Mitchell is comedy god

Is this what Australian women are really like?

I once was jez but at 35 im definitely mark.

Sadly yes. They're disgusting. I always avoid other Australians overseas.

Well, they have joked about Jez being gay/bi/whatever thorough the series. But in final season he had a serious relationship with a man.

doby is so friggin adorable

I used to do a lot of drugs so I'm more like Hans
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This. I have the laziness and lack of direction of Jez, and the social awkwardness and uptightness (no drugs, relationships rather than one night stands etc.) of Mark.