Criminals of Sup Forums

1. Your country
2. Have you ever commited a crime?

Brazil
I have stolen a few things from the supermarket once. Mostly food.

Are you starving desu? Oh I hope you're okay. Come to USA and you can have all my fast food left overs.

Forgot to say:
1. USA
2. An African American was stepping on my shoes and throwing salsa at me, so I elbowed him multiple times in the face and I almost got arrested over it.

I read that as "so I disemboweled him"

Only minor stuff like road law violations and blazing da kush.

>Bilad Al-Freedom
>Defrauded HUD for a year
Same

yeah. theft (real and virtual), breaking in, arson, stabbing and other physical assault, trafficking narcotics... goodboi points are negative

Asspain

Yes, I seek south american families in the neighborwood and steal their gold while they are out.

Brazil
I've been framed by the police a few times. Had to stay in jail for 2 years.

Nah, I'm middle class. i was just a little bit hungry and didn't feel like paying it.
I stole one of those in pic related

>stepping on my shoes and throwing salsa at me
what the fug? why was he doing that?

are you posting shitty memes ironically?

really? expand on that.

theft as in piracy? i've done that as well.

story time

>theft as in piracy?
no theft as in i stole peoples tech, like laptops and phones etc.
also digital stuff like game accounts etc.

That's nasty, bro.
Rough upbringing?

There's something for you to ponder in the late hours.

not exactly. "middle class" or whatever. just enjoy the adrenaline i guess.

>Cunt
Flag

>Crime
Pirating
Tax evasion
Stealing from a government intuition
Drifting
Speeding
Illegal vehicle modifications
Underage drinking (for the burgers out there)
Converting a semi-auto firearm to fully automatic

Took a shit in a swimming pool in Spain

You disgusting normie.

Have you ever been caught by the police?

The only ones I oppose here is tax evasion and steling from the government.

Me too. It was awful.

Only piracy

Poaching
illegal drugs
tax evasion
underage drinking
illegal weapons
street racing
street drifting
document forging

>Converting a semi-auto firearm to fully automatic

cool desu

>Have you ever been caught by the police?
no. my only encounters with the police have been associated with taking a piss into some poor guys pickup truck after running over cars smashing the windows and houseparties that went too wild and loud

>Illegal vehicle modifications
what would that be

In Spain? Nice

1. Ru
2. Buying weed and also shoplifting as a kid (a couple of times)

Nah, I've never been outisde of Brazil.

1. Germany
2. I pirate music and visit illegal movie streaming websites.

>USA
>Bought drugs off DNM and sold them in high school

I never got caught and now I'm straight edge.

Speeding
vandalism (caused like 10k R$ damage)
Pirating softwares

I would tell more but I think you may be from Polícia Federal

>Poaching
Shot ptarmigan out of season
>illegal drugs
did E
>tax evasion
meh yeah
>underage drinking
Started drinking when I was 16
>illegal weapons
Automatic knife
>street racing
I smoked some civic in a BMW
>street drifting
I did some mad skids in a bmw
>document forging
I sent the customs forged bills for some things

>Automatic knife
Why do you need a knife?

>BMW
Are you rich?

>BMW
>Are you rich?
bmw is bydlo tier car in europe

>BMW
>Are you rich

Really?
Only the bourgeoisie own BMWs here in Brazil.

Stop it, germoney.

Not him, but BMW only sell luxury cars in Brazil, like Ferrari

>luxury cars in Brazil, like Ferrari
You telling me you don't get the shitty 318 or 118?

it's not the car itself, don't get me wrong. bmw is a fucking beast, but the people most likely to buy one are the bydlo who like to go fast and crash a lot, or organ donors as the doctors like to call them

i murder my grandad 2 days ago

>Why do you need a knife?
to look cool
>Are you rich?
>1996 E36 328
>expensive

>You telling me you don't get the shitty 318 or 118?
>318
ahh yes
You can get them for like 1000-1500 usd or less

No.

>organ donors as the doctors like to call them
AYYYY

>to look cool
really? brah...

i also used to steal candies when i was like 10, glad i never got caught

>minor drug sales in HS (weed only)
>possesing and using a fake ID
>minor vandalism

that's about it, Imma good boi who dindu nuffin

>minor vandalism

why do you guys do this?

Someday people will know the truth and you'll finally pay for your deeds, mark my words

Rules are meant to be broken

Yeah
bought it from dhgate for 15$

Nothing serious,just stuff like
Dude weed lmao
Drunk driving
Underage drinking
Vandalism
Breaking in to an abandoned house

My friend back at uni had one like this. I kinda liked it tbqh, comfy when we had long rides and the engine was a beast

>be young
>be drunk
>be stupid

that's about it

Old habits die hard tío.

>e32
noice

Story? Wew

Only torrenting

Sweden
Murder

Mexico
Just a beheading or two every now and then

I was in a fight, well, it was me assaulting him.
he had a broken nose, a broken cheek bone, 4 front teeth missing and bruises all over his face.

I didn't go to jail but spent 300 hours of community service, cleaning up streets, parks and open air markets.

Brazil
Sopa de macaco

I was in a bus. I had to pay 11 lemps for a ride, I only had 10 in my wallet.

?

>it was me assaulting him.
what? why? that's wrong

Piracy, dine and dash, shop lifting.

>Friend buys some old traphouses in the hood for like 100K each
>Pay appraiser to appraise them at like 300K
>A certain "civil rights leader" in Chicago with a bullshit non-for profit applies for HUD money to convert these shitholes into "low income housing" for the needy
>Bank makes insured loans and everyone walks away with 1 million insured bucks to split
>Make some goons up the place and Mr. Jack tells the bank they can't meet the terms and walks off Scott free

Fun times

They got plenty money already

If the any cops find out I'm screwed big time

Increasing engine power

sopa
de
macaco
uma
delicia

I once accidentally walked out of a store with a can of soup in my pocket without paying for it. Don't rat me out.

Bunch of innocent street fights.

Nothing serious.

When I was in middle school we used to steal from supermarkets for fun. We often had the cash to buy stuff, but paying for things isn't exciting!

Against refugees?

don't think dutchcucks have the balls to stand up to them

>1. Your country
>2. Have you ever commited a crime?
Spain
yes.

basically cybercrime..i had my own spamming botnet and won 1000€/month and some scamming webpages

finland
yes

Stand up to refugees? They live in open prisons with 8 in a room here.

>england
>arson
>selling cannabis
>assault
>carrying a large knife

>Burgerstan
>possession of weed, acid, shrooms, DMT, 4aco, etc.
>underage drinking
>trespassing
>vandalism
>piracy
>various traffic violations
Never got caught for anything except a speeding ticket once

>Increasing engine power
that's illegal?
like how

I shoplifted some chewing gum when I was 6

Add trespassing to the list