Medieval battle

>medieval battle
>antagonist: "FIRE!"
>"b-but sire, we will hit our own men!"
>"I SAID FIRE!"
>arrows rain down on the battlefield

>character orders bowmen to "fire" their arrows

That word was used much later, when gunpowder came about. Originally the term "loose" was used to shoot arrows.

Why is that pixilated pepe making me laugh so much?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no shit you nerd why do you think i posted the frog face

>arrows rain down on the battlefield
I wasn't aware that Chris Cuckmann was writing another story

I thought it was in regards to being willing to kill your own men.

>Medieval marketplace or Banquet scene
>people eating Tomatoes and Potatoes

...

Obviously because you think the whole killing your own men thing is cliche. If you wanted it to be specifically about the use of the word "fire", you didn't make that clear at all.

Literally a dumb frogposter.

this is bitter as fucc

i literally specified "arrows" in contrast to "fire" in my last line you dumb hick

if that went over your head you have to be some kind of special needs retard

'fire ? fire what? is there a fire?'

>medieval dinner
>king eating chicken with hands

>medieval film/video game/book
>there are dwarves and elves

>medieval dinner
>some of the seated people are asians, black people, mexicans, etc.

>swords are portrayed as better than spears

>medieval dinner
>people don't sit close to the king according to his regard.
>jester gets to insult the king
>queen is openly eyeing some guy

>medieval rich people eating chicken, not capon

Jesus you are retarded. Get back to class you faggot.

>actually going to class

lmao every time you post I'm convinced you can't get any dumber but this really takes the cake

WE WUZ FUGGIN KANGZ N SHEEEIT YO

WE WUZU KINGUZU ANDO KWEENZU ANDO SHITTO

EY ESE WE WUZ KENGS N SHEIT

That makes no sense. In the future, don't complicate your message by including an additional aspect (killing own men).

That's just a variant of the larger category of
>But my men are still there!

Integrating multiple cliches seamlessly is what makes a great frogpost.

But "fire!" being anachronistic isn't an obvious enough fact so it gets easily overshadowed by the killing your own men cliche.

What did they day then?

They would have said "loose" or some variation of that.

Only a true connoisseur of threads such as this would notice

That's what makes it so genius

It's not genius when the OP freaks the fuck out at anybody that didn't pick up on it.

>Medieval Dinner
>"Let us all say grace"

>any medieval weapon being a guaranteed foil against another one

Sure hope the swordsman doesn't get past the spearhead and grab the shaft.

>grab the shaft
Don't worry your mom already took care of that