Where were you when Cartman became a numale?

Where were you when Cartman became a numale?

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not watching dogshit that's over a decade past its prime

'membering old South Park

>missing the point

>thinking he's for real
he's clearly in it for the long con

Whats his end game?

this

im amazed theres people who think they're playing this straight

it's fucking cartman, he's probably plotting something

CRASHING THIS PLANE

Alt-righters are ready to believe anything as long as it confirms their insane world view (inb4 but muh sjw)

Just want to see what he does when she cucks him

I'm so waiting for the season finale when Heidi reveals her true identity as the trolls leader

He's the Devin Faraci of South Park

elaborate

I haven't even watched the new season and I get the joke

get off on it

His past is gonna be at odds with his new ideology and it's gonna bite him in the ass in some way

Crush puss.

Nah all his stuff was broken, he's just an empty shell now

>cartman got a girlfriend before (You)

at what cost though?

Why is she so cute bros?

Cartman is the visage of a man contented. He has found love and is optimistic and less selfish for once in his life.
Maybe it's Matt and Trey's way of poking fun at the audience for wanting to eschew character development for the sake of nostalgia, for 'membering old Cartman.
Or maybe he's plotting something, who knows.

All great and well but when you make t-shirts that make your gf depict you as stupid you have some issues

>mfw you fucks don't realise Cartman used Heidi to get to access the most powerful computer in the world

shut up

>2016 Cartman is a PC feminist with a gf

end it all

They don't give two fucks about other people. I love it.
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why do you keep doing this op, I'm guessing it was you around a week ago using the op picture of the teaser clip. making people think that a new episode is out

fuck you and fuck your mother

damn these Kyman fee fees

Wasn't me last week but I'm still glad you're upset

I dont care what anyone thinks but that pissing scene was fucking hilarious

literally laughed my ass off

It's the hat.

What did Matt and Trey mean by this?

Is this a thing in America or is it just a South Park in-joke?

nothing this season has been funny or mildly entertaining and it wont be since they make all about politics where they pander to the left losing their middle ground because they dislike trump and wikileaks

Cartman will fix everything. It's going to be bigger than Scott Tenerman

The delusion kek

Cartman's point is to be the biggest asshole in the series, he's literally the character written to be hated on some level. Matt & Trey thought that only way to make him worse is making him a feminist.

It's a show where nukes have been placed in Hillary Clintons vagina and a kid was fed his parents. How is believing Cartman is plotting something delusion?

This season clearly is about subverting expectations. Everyone wants Cartman to be behind everything therefore they won't do it.

Cartman is not a numale. He is simply in love.
I don't expect anyone on this site to understand that feeling.

I understand true love

that is one strange ship

Well I guess I stand corrected.
Not because of you, but because of all the Trumpfags. I mean they literally walk around with an "I am an idiot" hat because he told them to and they jump to their husbando's defense everytime someone says something bad about him. In a weird way, that's love too

Season 19 > Season 20

I like pure love

I don't see the relevance of Trump in this comment chain

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Trumpfags know love too. And some of them are on this site.

I'm sure Elsa will fall for the same con-artist that deflowered her sister.

He never touched her.

Also Disney seems to think they make a good pair...

>>at what cost though?
I would fuck heidi.

Their entire song was metaphoric for the deed that can't be shown in g-rated movies. Also those figures suck balls.

yea except royalty have to get married first

disney already confirmed hans would play a major role in the sequel too btw

im with stupid shirts have been on tons of shows

It's either going to be
>cartman had something up his sleeve the entire time
Or
>Matt and trey thought it would be a great inside joke for them if cartman actually DID change and everyone kept claiming the entire season that he's still evil and ends up that nothing happens at the end of the season

arguing over some animated disney movie for 10 year old girls

literally kys

>nothing happens at the end of the season
but they already did that last year

Did they? What happened last season I barely remember it

They pulled the 'It was ads all along' bullshit out of their ass in the last two episodes but they never resolved that conflict. They are still out there.

Well how else would he get pussy? He's fucking fat.

>just b yourself :)

That's true, I caress my MAGA hat every night ;^)

Man everything in that clip is so out of character.

Oh shit. He wants to get back at those faggots who called him fat last season when he posted his picture calling himself buff.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIT

It's a real shirt, you ignorant hippo.
This emotion you call wuv confuses and frightens me.

i dont belive that

i think SHE is the one using cartman, and she sees that he actualy likes her she will dump him for the black kid

then cartman will go postal

Well it wouldn't be Sup Forums without cuckposting I guess

>Cartman and gf goes to Denmark to help the government to fight trolls
>Looking in the system his gf find out about Cartman's past
>She is disgusted by it
>She leaves him
>Cartman is trapped in his past
>He takes an overdose of member berries
>Mr Garrison won the election
>Looking everybody through the window and see the crowd cheering him
>He decides to fuck himself to death
>In the end everybody lost his essence because the essence of life itself is be always evolving.
>However, we created a system ( culture, Politics and social media) which always put the past in front of us and the future in virtual reality.

>THE END

wtf I HATE cartman now

Heidi Turner has been in Cartman's class for like 4 years, she knows who he is and what he's done. Everyone does.

Heidi already knows all the shit Cartman has done which is why the girls are so disgusted by her. At the beginning of the season she immediately thought that Cartman was the troll because of his past.

I felt physically ill because i have couple friends who act just like that and it kills my soul every time they talk.

Get a girlfriend brah. Then you can make others feel awkward.

At home sleeping because I'm european and that shit airs at night for me.

This nigga gets it. The whole point is that men don't care about social issues if they have a puss to crush every night

I imagine what's going to happen is they break up and cartnen is going to snap out of it and realize how fucked up everything is

Jajaja a mi tambien me gusta el bano reddito meme

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So are Matt and Trey officially out of ideas?

trips don't lie user

But you are not out of digits there user.
Idk, I happened to have found a gf as well, makes me happy for him.

Thanks for acknowledging my trips. I worked all night on them.

Calm down, dirty spic.

>his gf find out about Cartman's past

nigger are you retarded? heidi has known cartman since the first episodes of the show

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They ran out of ideas around the 100 episode mark when they started making stupid plots with ridiculous settings.

Member?

>for the black kid
uh he has a name. he is more than just the token black kid

Matt and Trey really had a stroke of genius when they gave their diehard fans a meme deflection for criticism against their show.

Im hoping they change his character to fully sink in the stupid member berries joke.

It didn't air yet eurocuck

Samething happen two seasons ago with the "grandpa" shit

Your opinion is a decade old and you keep shoving that in everyone's damn face

First class bait. Well done.

Well, he is supposed to be the asshole that nobody likes, so it fits him

It's just an ironic t-shirt geez. How embittered are you?

>don't use social networks
>has a girlfiend
>don't give a shit about what the others think about it

He's the opposite of a numale.

But he's attention-whoring 24/7 just so everyone knows it. Or do you think that really gives a shit about the gender conflict?

Me on the right