How do we "fix" /"tv/", Sup Forums?

How do we "fix" /"tv/", Sup Forums?

Bring back cuckposting.
Ban all IPs from r eddit.
Ban all IPs from 8ch.
Ban all IPs from SA.

Aside from that Sup Forums is alright.

ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums and all its run off boards
ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums
ban wannabe Sup Forums(aka Sup Forums)
None of these users have contributed to increase the boards quality only to degrading it

ban the game of thrones general as its not even airing now
ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a Sup Forums pass can post from mobile networks
give youtube its own board
block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
a good amount of Australia can't post on Sup Forums because of that one guy so do the same here
convince hiro to do that thing where the site doesn't show up on google results or if possible just for Sup Forums
trial board: /superheroes/ or /film/
bring in the robot for a month or 3

>ban wannabe Sup Forums(aka Sup Forums)
This is a shitty meme and was never proven to be true.

t. Actual Sup Forums

Get actual mods, not part time fags from other boards. someone who will actually do some fucking work.

>bring in the robot for a month or 3
This one first out if all the others

You aren't "Sup Forums" Donald Trump memer.

>whining about gophergate
Sup Forums's position on it is both sides are retarded

Especially /r/ShitRedditSays

pls go back

>ban mobile useragents

Whoops I just restored Sup Forums back to its former glory.

Dedicated and eternal BLACKED generals.

by only shitposting

1. Make it a pink board/allow NSFW
2. Enable webm with sound
3. Board saved

More baneposting.

I agree with all of these except:
>ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a Sup Forums pass can post from mobile networks

I post here on mobile when I'm at work and don't want to miss out on Sup Forums just because of all the mobileshitposters

Maybe just block mobile posters from starting new threads

Ban all porn, ban all blacked, make a capeshit board

Ban all americans

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

Permaban this copypasta.

>ring in the robot for a month or 3
this would literally end all the cancer and allow actual discussion
make /tvg/ for the memers and general cancer

shrink rays and horse cocks

>ban everything I don't like

Sounds like you'd be more comfortable at reddit or tumblr

ban boogeyman posters

More vjuice tits

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well you can't atm because you have a bunch of fucking political morons ruining the place. good luck!

give me mod powers to ban everyone I don't like.

I bet there's so many unleaked VJ nudes locked up on some faggots hard drive
Makes me get a chub just thinking of it desu

>Sounds like you'd be more comfortable at reddit or tumblr
so Sup Forums??

What's wrong with mobile posters? I usually post from my phone because I'm too comfy in my bed to get out.

>block european and Australian isp/ips
Top kek not only are Amerifats the biggest off topic shitposters, they are also the most arrogant assholes
Fucking cancer

t. Mad Aussie

>a good amount of Australia can't post on Sup Forums because of that one guy so do the same here
explain

That scumbag has ruined Sup Forums

shitposting only

baneposting ruined Sup Forums
that pedobot has given me many free "Illegal content" reports for when you reddit memers spam cuck and meme shit and the janitors can't ignore it

t. amerifat

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>/film/

Yeah, lost me there.

chili and sea bass

Made me think of Korra for some reason.

>brown nips

disgusting

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