Okay, Sup Forums so I ran into some weird ass predicament that I've never actually been apart of before

Okay, Sup Forums so I ran into some weird ass predicament that I've never actually been apart of before.
I match this chick on tinder. Looks like she'd get my Sup Forums sense of humor so shit might work out. I come home from the bar and wack off because, you know, stuff. And I roll across this video...

It's the chick I matched on tinder like a week ago. Blow banging literally 30 dudes.
I'm halfway like "well that's funny." And "that's fucking gross dude." In the same breath and I'm not sure how I should talk to her now. Gave her some generic shit in the start. But damn.

So link us the vid ya fag

Porn hub

view_video.php?viewkey=ph595bad18aab95

It kept coming up as spam, dick. I was trying to. That's the best format I got.

so help me god if you don't go for it

But like, Jesus. 30 guys? How do I even bring that shit up? This was my opening. No reply.

seconding this. shows she should be easy. It's not like the 30 dicks stay on her. dont be a fag go for it

dont think condescending was a smart opener, she could be into that and bashing her potential thing aint cool. even though furfags are weird. hope you get some play my dude

She's got good blowjob technique. You'd be a fool to let her pass you by!

I need some fucking advice first. Refer to:

consider this, imagine how happy mycherrycrush's boyfriend is. All goes well and you have a gig fucking her and making money from it

It was a joke. And if she doesn't find the ridiculousness in furries than shes a fucking psycho anyway.

Hmm. I'm listening.

she'll never reply because what you said is retarded

Has it occurred to you it might just be a bot using random porn girls photos? I see those all the time on tinder.

well, I mean, at least she won't be picky about your cock size? Judging by that manyvids page, she gets off super hard on being a public whore.

People post porn star pics on Tinder all the time.

At best, you’re being catfished.

seems like a catch to me

>756451771
I browse Sup Forums. What the fuck did you expect? Give me some advice to bounce back then. I mean. Look. She banged the pothead legend. How do I come back from that?

Believe me. I thought the same shit. Until the DJ shouted out the general area I'm in. Then shit got real.

Upside. Lol

Yeah, but the fact that the vid is from my area dude.

...

You can joke about furrries fine, but you basically just called her gross. You're done here.

How can I get across that it was a joke though, dude? She was in room with furries. Come on. The joke wrote itself. Anyone with a sense of humor would get that shit.

That's motherfucking cloe palmer. Fuck her she's a hot porn actress

No like I said, the furry thing was fine, but the shower bit was fucked. You're subconsciously implying she is dirty now (and not the good way), that it is disgusting. You've shamed her for sex. You're done.

Furries smell like piss and b.o. motherfucker. Are you kidding me? Sex aside.
Are you still furry, user? Got some shit you need to lay out in this thread real fast?

You trying to turn this around on me? I'm not the fuckwit trying to pick up a girl with a one liner about her needing to take a goddamn shower you autistic dickhead.

Good point. You done goofed OP. Fell at the first hurdle.

I mean, the one liner really isnt that bad, you do come off as defensive too lol

God damn it. Scroll up. What should I say to catch her attention? Waiting for a good third reply I can send to her from you fuckheads.

"Don't make this weird.. Its cool"
Play it off cool if your handsome

Just talk to her like a decent human being flirt and shes dtf

Fuck it. The only decent reply I've gotten.

This will either turn out good or bad. Either way, who give a fuck. She swallowed 30 loads. I win either way here.

Put those 2 neurons in overdrive son and stop asking for this kind of help here.

and now you seem desperate and trying to recover.

Nah uh.

>don't make this weird
What a pathetic, desparate demand from the person with no power to make demands right now.

Whatever. Move along I guess. Won't be apart of the next 30 man blow bang then.
Will that make it 29?

I'm really not caring right now. But thanks Sup Forums. I guess. Jesus. Lol

LEARNED MY LESSON.

YOU'VE MANAGED TO MAKE THIS WORSE OH MY GOD MY SIDES

NO THANKS TO YOY FUCKERS

WHY WOULD YOU EVER LISTEN TO US DEGENERATES IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?

Lol smh... No game at all. Couldn't even bag a whore. BTW that's a catfish.

I TRUSTED YOU. I TRUUUSTED YOOOOOOU!

Holy fuckity fuck you have literally no game.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Like honestly OP, listen :

I know you are desperate AS FUCK, judging by the way you conduct yourself, but do you honestly think if that WAS REALLY HER, she'd use THAT PICTURE!?!?!

How desperate are you to formulate in your mind that's actually her..

I'm only doing this to ease your mind, move on.. Nothing was lost.

I've accepted it's a meme at this point. Im drunk and didn't give much of a fuck in the first place. Was debating on making this a dubs roll thread anyway.

Have game with normal women.
Whores I find out are whores a week later? Fuck. Might as well be a dead fish.
Never could get the attention of the slutty girls in high school. Call it bittersweet.

wew, lad.
no wonder you end up with porn actresses - and even they dump you before anything happens. lol

>OP literally failed at talking to a whore who prefered swallowing 30 loads of furry dressed men than reply to him

I'm drunk and this thread was for fun anyway. Not gonna wake up tomorrow thinking "MY GOD MY LIFE IS OVER. THE PORN LORD ON TINDER DIDNT REPLY TO ME!!!"

Im not really desperate. Just drunk and think this shit is funny. I thank you for making me feel good though. Condolences.

absolutely autistic

Well fuck. Forever alone.

>I browse Sup Forums. What the fuck did you expect?
>I win either way here.
>Fuck it. The only decent reply I've gotten.

Depending on your age, you might be past saving, but let me give you some advice: if you being on these boards is making you a social misfit, you need to stop coming here. Most people here are either able to separate these boards from real life, or are social misfits to begin with and that's why they're here. You sound like a normal guy who is kid of weak and you've let a spurious relationship with people online change the way you act, which is more terrible than you know.
Spend 6 months offline, and see how it affects you, bro.

>Was debating on making this a dubs roll thread anyway.
*cringe*
get a life

I can separate this from reality. This was all a joke. I have no desire to be with a porn star. I'm looking for a meaningful relationship irl right now if you must know. Just figured it would be a fun ass thread to fuck around with.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Plz clap....

y'all just got trolled by the OP. damn.

Jesus christ you desperate fuck, you literally have no fucking game at all.. just kill yourself now you will never have a gf anyway

Yes this was bait. Congratulations.

-OP

You're young enough to believe this kid? lolwow

>damage control

>please respond

Ah man, you never double text... let this be a lesson...

I watched that video. Her lips barely even got past the tip. You'd think after the amount of knob slobbing she's done she'd put more effort in. In the words of overload Trump - 'Sad'.

>it was all a joke
>feels the need to get serious for a moment to explain it was just a joke
That user was right, get out of here while you still have this beautiful naivety.

Sorry op that's not really her. Its some 50 year old dude in mom's basement. If it was you would be crazy not to take her out. She would put out and sex is great. You can't be in a serious relationship with that kind of woman so only fun