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These absolute states of the United Kingdom edition

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>oh my god pray for london xxx we brits are so tough we WILL NOT BE BEAT xxx

the absolute STATE of normans lads

gf

sort of liked being choked during sex but then afterwards i feel sick and hate thinking about what i just did

help

I hope you will make the right choice thursday

Less privacy day after day with the government partnering with google and facrbook for brain wave reading technology and STILL this happens

babestation

racists out

twitter.com/search?q=fucking muslim cunts&src=typd

sister

>birds have just started twittering outside
>STILL havent gone to bed

absolute state of me lads

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link of the video of the girl getting fucked by bbc filmed by a girl pls la' x

Loads of the tweets/favs on that are spam bots

There is no such thing as a muslim terrorist
In Islam you cannot kill innocent people!

americans are mentally disturbed interracial cuckolds

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i really hate the word "folks"

This.

If you want things to continue as they have, by all means keep electing (((tories))) lads

#ImWithHim

i didn't choose to be mentally ill

Glad I moved to the us lads. Cba dealing with pakis bombing everything.

alri folks

>6 civvies dead
>3 terrorists dead

a KD ratio of 2 is pretty pathetic honestly
well done our coppers, and thank goodness we have good guncontrol

tea all round i think

Same thing after jerking to my sister

?

the brainwave reading is reserved for important stuff like figuring out the optimal buzzfeed articles to display in your feed

people like this still really exist

The number of Muslim terrorists is zero because anyone that commits terrorism is not a real Muslim, checkmate Islamophobe.

time for bed
all rorked out
night lads

this is 100% a Sup Forums false flag retard

xvideos.com/video27038995/2_sexy_amateur_college_girls_take_bbc_real_homemade

I kinda want to try taking it in the ass but I want to be fucked by a cute STD free 20 something and not a diseased old man. Sadly, all gays seem to be hyperpromiscuous degenerates. Many such cases.

19/120lb/5'3"/white M btw

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might do a cheeky 'withdraw from all human contact and start talking to myself' move for the next few days

cant stand hearing normies talk about this stuff, theyre so clumsy and poorlyspoken it makes me proper mad

BEEP BEEP

just want to wank to that video but the lad won't link it

le sigh

We're fucking doomed, mate. They don't care that people are being killed, they just don't want people to criticise Islam.

I have a left wing troll account on reddit and posting an ebin troll and got upvoted, the country is fucked.

>leftypol convinces itself everything is ok

yeah, they can just shoot you instead

>5'3
howling
i wouldnt let you near my ass for all the tea in china

proofs????

Hmm...

leftypol really is the buzzword of /brit/ 2017

THANK YOU

I'm a bottom you illiterate

stop stealing my ideas

fuck off back to leftypol discord

har har

imagine being that guy who stabbed someone for an unrelated reason in Vauxhall and then hearing literally dozens of police sirens and hundreds of armed police running toward yer down the street

har har

What buzzword you fucking idiot? It's a popular board and has been proven to be raiding us constantly

WHO ELSE /MANLET/ HERE?

hmmmmmmmmmm

>anyone that commits terrorism is not a real Muslim

The terrorists are the only real Muslims.
Their holy prophet was a fucking terrorist.

thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx

Alright lads, my name is Kezza.

I'm a 27 year old American Deanoboo (Essex fan for you yanks). I watch the footy and The Inbetweeners on my licensed telly, and spend my days perfecting my banter and playing superior Deanocore games (FIFA, CoD, Battlefield series).

I practice my full Windsor every day, this superior tie knot never comes untied because because it is looped over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other tie knot on earth. I earned my tie license two years ago, and my knots have been getting bigger every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Estuary and the Cockney dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their lad code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my UK visa, I am moving to Essex to attend a prestigious ex-poly to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an estate agent or a JJB Sports manager and mortgage a Barratt new build!

I own several polyester suits, which I wear around my local nightclubs. I want to get used to them before I move to Essex, so I can fit in easier. I share LADbible posts on Facebook as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Essex!

WHEN will they learn

im a 5'9 manlet
luckily im a thicc powerbottom so it doesn't matter

glad im not a hetero - it would really suck then

all theses people dead and everyone is angry that the BBC played footage of the Muslim terror attack when someone yells "fucking Muslims cunts". don't worry about the victims or that, wouldn't want to offend the attackers or their mates

>fucking
>yank flag

haha you say that word like a spastic

>tfw manlet but huge dick

>not all muslims are responsible for terrorism
>all white people are responsible for colonialism

?

Been 2 attacks already since I left England, none in Seattle.

Avent even seen a paki here yet.

literally me on the left

shit the first time it was posted and shit now

reminder

Hello Deano

im 5'8, it's a child's height and people don't take me seriously

going to have to agree unfortunately

6'0 here.
I've had girls flat out stop talking to me when they found out my height.

Sorry to hear about the bridge incident lads, thoughts and prayers xoxo

>Seattle
lolllllllll

who else /happythattheUKpolicedeadlyforcepolicyhasproventobeeffectiveandflexiblethusprovingthatyoucanhaveunarmedeverydayofficersandstillmaintainahighlyeffectivearmedcapacityforspecialistcircumstances/ here?

Did you see the fella interviewed earlier that described seeing a lass getting stabbed on the ground?

Described them as Muslims and got castigated on Twitter for it.

cheers

>5'8''

pics mate
also whereabouts do you live

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a yank got absolutely annihilated by janny earlier today lads

Meanwhile.. Your special forces are acting as good puppets

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/619625/Doomsday-nuclear-bomb-UK-US-Crick-Airport-Scotland-military-plane

Jesus Christ just fucking end me

europe is so unprepared to deal with what's coming
it's not even funny

i've been arrested for vandalism 12 times

Yes

More gibs! More muslims! More rights taken away!

vandal

>People had to throw chairs at the attackers because unarmed police officers ran away

What was he responding to?

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>people had to throw chairs at the attackers because unarmed police officers ran away

yes very good.

>has been proven to be raiding us constantly
no

I'm straight, m8. You fags have it easy. Just go on grindr or something.

ah yes let's just give all police officers guns
that'll totally not create a dozen new problems

>these muslims couldn't perform a mass shooting because we have sensible gun control laws

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>UK police

yeah but its not really gay to show off your dick online
go on mate

might change my name to vandal since it's a pagan name and i have a biblical name and hate jews

Give them swords.
that way they don't have to have guns, but they can still stop knife attacks

We should. We among one of the only countries in Europe and the world to have unarmed police you fucking cretin. We should absolutely have armed police.

business idea: give coppers morningstars and pikes back in the good old days of the 17th century

stop bullying brits

>Brits are currently bragging about how minor their second terrorist attack in a few weeks is

Holy fuck you guys are fucked hahahahaha