These absolute states of the United Kingdom edition
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>oh my god pray for london xxx we brits are so tough we WILL NOT BE BEAT xxx
the absolute STATE of normans lads
gf
sort of liked being choked during sex but then afterwards i feel sick and hate thinking about what i just did
help
I hope you will make the right choice thursday
Less privacy day after day with the government partnering with google and facrbook for brain wave reading technology and STILL this happens
babestation
racists out
sister
>birds have just started twittering outside
>STILL havent gone to bed
absolute state of me lads
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link of the video of the girl getting fucked by bbc filmed by a girl pls la' x
Loads of the tweets/favs on that are spam bots
There is no such thing as a muslim terrorist
In Islam you cannot kill innocent people!
americans are mentally disturbed interracial cuckolds
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i really hate the word "folks"
This.
If you want things to continue as they have, by all means keep electing (((tories))) lads
#ImWithHim
i didn't choose to be mentally ill
Glad I moved to the us lads. Cba dealing with pakis bombing everything.
alri folks
>6 civvies dead
>3 terrorists dead
a KD ratio of 2 is pretty pathetic honestly
well done our coppers, and thank goodness we have good guncontrol
tea all round i think
Same thing after jerking to my sister
?
the brainwave reading is reserved for important stuff like figuring out the optimal buzzfeed articles to display in your feed
people like this still really exist
The number of Muslim terrorists is zero because anyone that commits terrorism is not a real Muslim, checkmate Islamophobe.
time for bed
all rorked out
night lads
this is 100% a Sup Forums false flag retard
I kinda want to try taking it in the ass but I want to be fucked by a cute STD free 20 something and not a diseased old man. Sadly, all gays seem to be hyperpromiscuous degenerates. Many such cases.
19/120lb/5'3"/white M btw
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might do a cheeky 'withdraw from all human contact and start talking to myself' move for the next few days
cant stand hearing normies talk about this stuff, theyre so clumsy and poorlyspoken it makes me proper mad
BEEP BEEP
just want to wank to that video but the lad won't link it
le sigh
We're fucking doomed, mate. They don't care that people are being killed, they just don't want people to criticise Islam.
I have a left wing troll account on reddit and posting an ebin troll and got upvoted, the country is fucked.
>leftypol convinces itself everything is ok
yeah, they can just shoot you instead
>5'3
howling
i wouldnt let you near my ass for all the tea in china
proofs????
Hmm...
leftypol really is the buzzword of /brit/ 2017
THANK YOU
I'm a bottom you illiterate
stop stealing my ideas
fuck off back to leftypol discord
har har
imagine being that guy who stabbed someone for an unrelated reason in Vauxhall and then hearing literally dozens of police sirens and hundreds of armed police running toward yer down the street
har har
What buzzword you fucking idiot? It's a popular board and has been proven to be raiding us constantly
WHO ELSE /MANLET/ HERE?
hmmmmmmmmmm
>anyone that commits terrorism is not a real Muslim
The terrorists are the only real Muslims.
Their holy prophet was a fucking terrorist.
Alright lads, my name is Kezza.
I'm a 27 year old American Deanoboo (Essex fan for you yanks). I watch the footy and The Inbetweeners on my licensed telly, and spend my days perfecting my banter and playing superior Deanocore games (FIFA, CoD, Battlefield series).
I practice my full Windsor every day, this superior tie knot never comes untied because because it is looped over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other tie knot on earth. I earned my tie license two years ago, and my knots have been getting bigger every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Estuary and the Cockney dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their lad code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my UK visa, I am moving to Essex to attend a prestigious ex-poly to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an estate agent or a JJB Sports manager and mortgage a Barratt new build!
I own several polyester suits, which I wear around my local nightclubs. I want to get used to them before I move to Essex, so I can fit in easier. I share LADbible posts on Facebook as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Essex!
WHEN will they learn
im a 5'9 manlet
luckily im a thicc powerbottom so it doesn't matter
glad im not a hetero - it would really suck then
all theses people dead and everyone is angry that the BBC played footage of the Muslim terror attack when someone yells "fucking Muslims cunts". don't worry about the victims or that, wouldn't want to offend the attackers or their mates
>fucking
>yank flag
haha you say that word like a spastic
>tfw manlet but huge dick
>not all muslims are responsible for terrorism
>all white people are responsible for colonialism
?
Been 2 attacks already since I left England, none in Seattle.
Avent even seen a paki here yet.
literally me on the left
shit the first time it was posted and shit now
reminder
Hello Deano
im 5'8, it's a child's height and people don't take me seriously
going to have to agree unfortunately
6'0 here.
I've had girls flat out stop talking to me when they found out my height.
Sorry to hear about the bridge incident lads, thoughts and prayers xoxo
>Seattle
lolllllllll
who else /happythattheUKpolicedeadlyforcepolicyhasproventobeeffectiveandflexiblethusprovingthatyoucanhaveunarmedeverydayofficersandstillmaintainahighlyeffectivearmedcapacityforspecialistcircumstances/ here?
Did you see the fella interviewed earlier that described seeing a lass getting stabbed on the ground?
Described them as Muslims and got castigated on Twitter for it.
cheers
>5'8''
pics mate
also whereabouts do you live
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a yank got absolutely annihilated by janny earlier today lads
Meanwhile.. Your special forces are acting as good puppets
Jesus Christ just fucking end me
europe is so unprepared to deal with what's coming
it's not even funny
i've been arrested for vandalism 12 times
Yes
More gibs! More muslims! More rights taken away!
vandal
>People had to throw chairs at the attackers because unarmed police officers ran away
What was he responding to?
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>people had to throw chairs at the attackers because unarmed police officers ran away
yes very good.
>has been proven to be raiding us constantly
no
I'm straight, m8. You fags have it easy. Just go on grindr or something.
ah yes let's just give all police officers guns
that'll totally not create a dozen new problems
>these muslims couldn't perform a mass shooting because we have sensible gun control laws
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>UK police
yeah but its not really gay to show off your dick online
go on mate
might change my name to vandal since it's a pagan name and i have a biblical name and hate jews
Give them swords.
that way they don't have to have guns, but they can still stop knife attacks
We should. We among one of the only countries in Europe and the world to have unarmed police you fucking cretin. We should absolutely have armed police.
business idea: give coppers morningstars and pikes back in the good old days of the 17th century
stop bullying brits
>Brits are currently bragging about how minor their second terrorist attack in a few weeks is
Holy fuck you guys are fucked hahahahaha