In philosopy

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from MC Ride
>"We are born without any inherent purpose so it would be most logical to pursue short-term pleasure."
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

how post modern of you

>in psychology
>professor asks me to describe the theory of child hood development
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Jason Aldean
>"we begin as new dirt, then we become old boots."
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>in politics
>professor asks me about the political climate in America and how to deal with Trump
>put on the spot, start panicking, but remember a certain quote from Trump himself "You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on"
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause and they all vote trump

jason aldean looks fucked up these days

>We are born without any inherent purpose so it would be most logical to pursue short-term pleasure.
I don't understand how those two things are related.

But that's not an MC Ride quote

This is the essence of the Gripspill you dumb fucks

>in blue collar work force
>boss asks me about manual labor
>put on the spot, start panicking, but remember a certain Swans lyric
>"cut out the infection beat up the violator gag him then screw him down
hammer the nail hammer the nail hammer the nail hammer the nail
knock him down murder his influence cut off his deception
rape his memory
hammer the nail hammer the nail hammer the nail hammer the nail"
>boss looks stunned, the co-workers give me a round of applause

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Ringo Starr
>"Peace and love."
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>In a work meeting
>boss asks me if I've ever had sex before
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from MC Ride
>"I've seen footage"
>Boss looks stunned, coworkers give me a round of applause

>in plane
>cia asks me about my mask
>put on the spot, start panicing, but remember a certain quote from someone
>"it would be extremely painful"
>"you're a big guy" he says with a smirk
>interrupting him, "for you"
>cia looks stunned, the passengers give me a round of applause

>Gripspill

god this place gets more like reddit and Sup Forums every day

I don't think I've ever seen a less funny attempt at a joke. Just the idea that you would even think what a short running gag would need was a baneposting reference, it's just too much. You are such a faggot, it's unbelievable. Thanks for reading.

im literally clapping

I like this thread

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicking, but remember a certain quote from John Balance
>"Man is the animal, so pay your respects to the vultures, for they are your future."
>professor looks transcendent, the class gives me a slap to my ass.

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the existence of objective morality and ethics
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Kanye West
>"Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, im'ma feel like an asshole."
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Trent Reznor
>"I want to know everything. I want to be everywhere. I want to fuck everyone in the world."
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Kurt Cobain
>"oof"
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

thats hedonism 101

>in philosophy
>professor asks me about Rick and Morty
>put on the spot, start panicking, but remember a certain quote from the show
>ZIMBABWE!
>professor looks stunned hands me my masters degree years in advance, the class gives me a round of applause
>I'm Albert Einstein

>in philosophy
>professor asks me about the fat acceptance
>put on spot, start panicking, but remember a certain Smiths lyrics
>some girls are bigger than others, some girls are bigger than other, some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>in politics
>professor asks about the under representation of black people in the UK government
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Mark E Smith
>"where are the obligatory niggers?"
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>in Sup Forums
>OP asks me about rock music
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Piero Scaruffi
>"
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."
>OP looks stunned, a poster gives me /thread

Underrated

gripspilled

did you win several international awards?

Yes

i think the meme died with this post