In philosopy

>In a work meeting
>boss asks me if I've ever had sex before
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from MC Ride
>"I've seen footage"
>Boss looks stunned, coworkers give me a round of applause

>in plane
>cia asks me about my mask
>put on the spot, start panicing, but remember a certain quote from someone
>"it would be extremely painful"
>"you're a big guy" he says with a smirk
>interrupting him, "for you"
>cia looks stunned, the passengers give me a round of applause

>Gripspill

god this place gets more like reddit and Sup Forums every day

I don't think I've ever seen a less funny attempt at a joke. Just the idea that you would even think what a short running gag would need was a baneposting reference, it's just too much. You are such a faggot, it's unbelievable. Thanks for reading.

im literally clapping

I like this thread

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicking, but remember a certain quote from John Balance
>"Man is the animal, so pay your respects to the vultures, for they are your future."
>professor looks transcendent, the class gives me a slap to my ass.

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the existence of objective morality and ethics
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Kanye West
>"Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, im'ma feel like an asshole."
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Trent Reznor
>"I want to know everything. I want to be everywhere. I want to fuck everyone in the world."
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

>in philosopy
>professor asks me about the meaning of life
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Kurt Cobain
>"oof"
>professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause