Why didn't he (and Abe) even try to dodge the bat?

Why didn't he (and Abe) even try to dodge the bat?

If someone started swinging I'd get the fuck out of the way

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he was operating under the 4th wall breaking assumption that the plot would protect him

Abraham didn't want to show any signs of weakness as an alpha male. Glenn didn't even see it coming.

aaaaayyy. what's paying attention? If they did anything at all the rest would be killed. that was the game.

/this

Abe was practically proud to take the blow for every else.

Glenn....good lord, Glenn made some spooky ass claim he'll find maggie, like he'll come back as a walker and find her?! Like shit....the blow fucked up his head.

This show is so fucking bad and I'm sick of hiding these fucking threads

My only problem was they weren't both instantly knocked unconscious.

You could be the baddest motherfucker alive, a blow to the head is still lights out.

This is after suspending disbelief about the whole zombie thing, right?

No, that's a trope.

A skull is damn tough.

he said this in past seasons i presume thats why the writers thought it made sense to say it now when his minds fucked

yeah he literally meant he was going to come back as a zombie and feast on her brains. pretty fucked up but there's glenn for you. a psychopath to the end

>A skull is damn tough.
So is a bat.

Not arguing for or against that user's position, but that's not how suspending disbelief works. Zombies in the show have been given a plausible explanation and are established as already existing in the world, therefore you can't explain away every other thing because "it has zombies lol, they ain't gotta explain shit". Your universe still needs to be internally consistent.

The barbed wite and the guys' glorious hair cushioned the impacts.

I liked Abe way more then Glenn and would've liked to see him live but I hate to see a child lose their father and a mother become a widow. Especially a pregnant one.

Not sure you understand how getting in the head hurts.

You just don't get knocked out when you get hit in the head by a certain amount of force.

Not it isn't, I see videos of guys getting knifes to the head, and they are still awake and moving

Yeah one good blow will knock you unconscious, basically. You can't get up.

Keep telling yourself that, but you'd most like freeze while pissing yourself, like any of us.

Do you know what causes the knockout?

The brain getting rattled front to back = lights out.

If you don't know why it doesn't work from an overhead strike you're boring to me.

>brain is immune to overhead strikes

>Glenn made some spooky ass claim he'll find maggie

He meant he would find her in whatever comes after this life.

Like that he loved her so much that it would transcend the boundaries of death.

>brain is immune to overhead strikes
I would have said insanely more protected, but shit post away.

You can get shot in the head and retain consciousness, you literally don't know shit.

Prove it

So Glenn's blood is on Daryl's hands right?

tHIS IS WHY I HATE THIS SHOW LETS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE EMO
FUCK SAKE WHY COULDNT THEY JUST KILL GLENN ABE WAS THE ONLY COOL GUY IN THIS SHOW I MEAN RICKS FINE BUT ABE ABE IS MY BUD

Daryl had a lapse of judgment in which he couldn't control himself. Still Negan's fault for putting them in that position in the first place, though Daryl isn't blameless.

You can also get a concussion by falling off a chair, your point?

Actually, it's rick and his groups fault for getting themselves in that position. If they didn't fuck with negans group, it would have never happened.

Because you're gonna die anyways. Might as well try to die with the first hit.

>Glenn made some spooky ass claim he'll find maggie, like he'll come back as a walker and find her?
retards still don't know what the "I'll find you" line meant. KEK

>You could be the baddest motherfucker alive, a blow to the head is still lights out.
Believing the every blow to the head knocks you out meme

his point is that it's not impossible to get up from a blow on the head idiot

Was it gory?

I remember all the faggots whining that AMC would probably cut away from the actual violence and we'd just see the reactions on the faces

was it some cheesy afterlife shit?

Don't worry they'll go for MAXIMUM EDGE this season and have Maggie's babby die like Rick's babby dies in the comics.

Honestly it was probably the goriest and most disgusting thing ever shown on television. Yet they had to do an alternate take last season where Neeeegan doesn't say "fuck"

what if he died after the first blow and he was just making zombie sounds that sounded like "I'll find you"?

But bane threads are ok, rite? Kys

Obviously. He meant when she died, he would find her in the afterlife.

Anyone who thinks this line meant anything else or was some cryptic message is a fucking retard.

but there's no afterlife

they were as tired as harrison ford was of this shiiieeeeeet.

man, you are not kidding about the maximum edge shit.

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Right, you become a zombie unless some bashes your brains in... oh wait.

wtf I hate Glenn now

>Skull is damn tough
That's the point you idiot. The force of your brain hitting your skull would knock you out instantly.

what did you expect. He's Asian.
I knew they would bring in Reimi to direct this episode when a fucking chink was going to be killed. I mean you could tell from the final episode of last season when Negan said "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a nigger by the toe."

>hes never seen any beaten up with a blunt object

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American values everyone

no wonder their kids are fucked in the head

not impossible=/=possible

nope, he was so fucked up he didn't have a clue where he was. It wasn't some after life shit. It was brain damage.

Deep down Maggie is secretly happy that she can now be fucked by a man with a normal sized penis.

Didn't you see her smile under the facade of the shock?

Man... women are so depraved.

>dodge bat
>OH HE THINKS HES TOUGH
>BASH HIS PREGNANT GIRLFRIENDS BRAINS OUT NOW TOO, THEN HIM
negan logic

No. The head is not an instant knockout button like movies make it out to be. The scene was realistic.

Negan literally attacked him when everyone was distracted

A knife is not capable of delivering large amounts of concussive force. A bat is. The impact of your brain slamming into your skull when a bat hits you in the head is what knocks you out.

This

That was the most fucked up part IMO. Dude is totally fucked up and dying. I figured that he was only able to recognize that something bad is happening that is separating him from his wife and the "I'll find you" just kind of spilled out, the result of neurons firing wildly in his dying pummeled brain. Like u aint gonna find anybody lol you dead nigga.

yall motherfuckers watch too much tv.

in real life, blows to the head don't guarantee a knockout. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Express_Flight_705

multiple fucking hammer blows to the skull and they fought the guy off.

>He meant he would find her in whatever comes after this life

Exactly, as a walker! That's fucking spooky. Maggie would have to put him down.

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the feels

>yfw Ghost Glenn protects Maggie and the baby and they just think it's just really good luck

The best thing about the whole scenario was the fact that Maggie actually spoke up when Corol was gonna get his arm chopped off by his dada.....
Thinking about it,,,,didnt Daryl swing for the big guy AFTER he had bashed Glenns head in?

Fucking DROPPED

>the baby
She names him Hershel.

> " he'll find you"

I hate you

Man, Glenn was probably the least edgy death in the series. It was poetic.
He was probably the most unlucky character when it came to actual zombie situations, but always managed to come out alive more than any other person in the wasteland.
This guy killed thousands of walkers, easy.
And he ends up getting tied up and batted in the face by a gang of marauders.
It was going to happen eventually.

Not impossible literally means possible, even a 0,1% chance is possible.

>the holocaust wasnt imaginative enough
how does raimi seriously still get work

I knew hiring Raimi as a guest writer would have some repercussions.

So he asked her to suicide?

im pretty sure he was meaning he'd find her as a zombie actually

Negan will joing the team and nobody will bat an eye

anyone got the pornhub edit pic?

I'm used to gore (liveleak, theync consumer) but bat killings where really uneasy to watch. Never seen anything this brutal on tv.

Didn´t Negan say: If anyone moves, cut the kid's eye out and feed it to his dad.

So why didn't he when Daryl moved?

probably has some cliche moral code about harming kids. supported by his bluff with cutting off carls arm

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He wants Carl's boipucci

Cuz Glenn's vision only works horizontally. Negan swung vertically.

>ywn see Negan impregnate Carl and worship that growing baby belly

Because it's a pleb show with awful writing, acting and cinematography

kek

Who else cried this episode?

Glenn is so cute

Why did he have to die? Is this series going to kill off everyone until Coarl is the last man on earth?

>Abe looking at the camera with half his brains out
>'Oh man I need a holiday'
What did he mean by this

>ywn be alone on this planet with Coarl spending your last days emptying your balls into his prime twink boypucci

Reminder that Glenn is not really dead.
>See attached pic from next weeks episode.

uh... no

Glenn wasn't religious. Don't listen to them.

His mind went back to when they were seperated.

All this people saying it's a heaven thing are going to be real upset after the timeskip.

That was in regards to someone interfering with him killing Glenn.

Also, Neegan is a lot of talk.

I cried like a pussy. I looked like Rick looked in this episode. These cunts aren't crying. They're forcing sad faces and that's all they're doing.

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>"If anyone moves, cut out the boys other eye and feed it to his father."
And even taking out that, you're surrounded by an armada of guns.You move, you get shot. Although to be fair, might as well and take a bullet, quicker than what actually happened.

FEMANONS OF TV, ADMIT IT

HOW WET DID YOUR ROASTIES GET DURING THE SCENE WITH NEGAN AND RICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE, YOU WORTHLESS SACKS OF SHIT?

What's the bet Glenn survived by tucking his head into his shirt when Negan turned around?

It wasn't Glenn. He had a twin brother all along that was with him.