What the FUCK was her problem?

What the FUCK was her problem?

dry cunt

Miserable cunt

Can't act, looks like Dawkins(Richard), feminist, no talent, meme status, the list could and probably does go on.

she was hoping Harry was the alpha she heard he was and would dominantly put her in her place sexually, mentally, and magically

My name is Ron Wesley, my wand is lame and i'm best friends with harry fucking potter. He can talk to snakes, btw.

Insufferable Know-it-All

She was upset that she ended up in one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises! each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>proud feminist
>is used as a cock sleeve by Russian billionaire

what did she mean by this?

Then he just sat idly by and let that sickly ginger faggot Ron put his pasty pud in Hermione's puss. Ron should have stayed with that fat bitch. She did things to muh dick.

Harry was beyond such things. He was playing kill or be killed against Voldemort from day 1. He couldnt give a house elfs shit about Hermiones puss

No, instead he chased a fucking Irish chink puss and got rejected. Well done Harry.

HOWEVER.

He can focus on both t b h. I mean, he wanted to dip his chopstick into a random Chinese dish. It's not like old Voldy was hanging outside a window waiting for Harry to get laid so he can swoop in and execute him mid-coitus. He should have been, though.

>Atlas Shrugged
>God Tier

Ayn Rand was a cunt.

>"It's Levi-OOOOH-sa not LevioSAR. She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!"

jesus christ, did raimi write that scene? I see now why the first one was rated PG.

Sheltered mudblood

She was hoping Harry would spank her, dominate her, and make her his bitch, using her as his toy.

Poor Hermione.

he just wanted an azn gf

Never go for fake Asians. Always legit.

...

Being a feminist

#HOTGLUE

Creepy

but ron that was my chocolate

Who could need this level of detail and have pure intentions at the same time?

"Shouldn't we help her?" Ron asked Harry nervously, as the Slytherin girls pinned Hermione down and spread her legs.

"No...we must not disturb this, now is not the time, Ron." Harry was calm and wise.

Hermione's panties were torn off and stuffed into her mouth. Ron felt guilty, but Harry remained steady in his passivity.

Got paired off with the comic relief character.