Explain this, atheists.
Explain this, atheists
Mason Cook
Dylan Hall
Such wooden acting his features literally turned to wood
Isaac Foster
don't be jealous m8
Eli Clark
Botox
Landon Barnes
Gentics is one hell of a drug.
Cooper Ward
the similarity in those portraits is actually spooky
Michael Rivera
wtf I believe in God now
Asher Harris
uhm how can that pic on the left be 70000 old when the world is only 8000 years old lmao
Mason Gomez
>not believing in Aliens
You user have a lot to learn of the spiritual dimensional Alien Jinn race
Brody Harris
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Joseph Reyes
Six thousand.
Get it right heathen.
Michael Rodriguez
are you the white muslim?
Liam Robinson
>egyptian
keanu ain't black doe
Blake Lopez
333bc is not keanu, thats the guitar player of system of a down you dipshit.
Matthew Reed
Neither were the Egyptians rich enough for a sarcophagus
Jacob Carter
They were ruled by white Greeks.
Carter Rogers
They're similar because they're all him. Keanu is immortal, much like Sean Connery and Hirohiko Araki.
Landon Murphy
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Nathan Powell
Are we sure it's a sarcophagus and not a statue?
I mean it would hardly make sense to make a coffin for someone who never died.
Andrew King
Time moves on you know? The bible is pretty old so Keanus at least 6001 years old now.
Nathaniel Kelly
WE
James Phillips
this picture is going to depress me when he dies
Chase Watson
WUZ KEANU N
Luke Sanders
just google literally any older celebrity that you think looks good
current picture will always make them look like a bag of bones
Landon Robinson
He's a Highlander. There can be only one.
Brandon Rivera
>keanu nobodycares reeves
>alexander the great, conqueror of the known greatest king in human history
The phalanx will come for you to make you pay for this disrespect
Zachary Flores
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