Ham Margera

Ham Margera

>People get old
Wow!

>He's trying to look more like Dunn
;_;

>if I make fun of people getting old maybe I won't fear anymore time passing by

I'd say he looks done as well.

>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit

Not crispy enough.

He's possessed by the spirit of don vito, soon the transformation will be complete unless the Hulkster punches the ghost out of him.

BMIDF need to go.

he's a 37yo lifelong junkie. what do you expect?

He's a big guy.

>Ham Margera
>not Ham Margarine

...Bam?

He looks more like his dad

>I'm going sober

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oh fuck

Paybacks a bitch motherfuc-

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Bun Margera
Bam Margheritta

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>Old Bam yells at cloud

Basically this.

He's looking more like his dad

Dude Bam is still going full Phil. Wonder what his final form will be like in the future.

hes such a looser

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The peter pan syndrome is stronger in Bam than any other case, even more so than MJ

Can't wait to read the headlines of him doing a shotgun mouthwash when he realizes he's been living in a fantasy once he chills down with drugs

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Wow so original, hearty keks all round, I totally haven't seen this shit in every other fat bam thread at all.

hopefully he films it in super slow motion

He's 37, he's not old, he's a fat, degenerate sack of shit.

>lo do I see my father in the mirror

>Ryan Dunn pulls off his mask
>It was Johnny Knoxville

you forgot >dunn kicks bam in the nuts before the snake pit.

THIS IS NOT EVEN MY LAST FORM.

Jesus christ, I would let him fuck my brains out! He's fucking perfect.

"you fuckin fat ass"
"don't feed Bam day"

Another victim of the dadbod

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD THAT SKATEPARK... eventually

He's aging just seem to accelerated after 2007.

He really does look like fucking Phil now.

Nothing in life is sacred, not even your comfy Jackass/CKY/Wildboyz nostalgia.

We need to go back to 2000, I wasted the best decade indoors, now there is nothing left to go out for.

>Freeze frame
>*Record scratch noise*
You are probably all wondering how I got into this situation.

>A new show of Bam touring the world
>theme of the show is to get arrested in every single country
>just wait for the episode in Thailand

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More like people get fat complacent and lazy. I'm around Bam's age and I'm not a fat fuck. "Getting old" has nothing to do with becoming a fat waste

he's always been scared he'd turn into his dad right? shit he was right to be afraid.

How do lazy eyes that bad even happen?

I'd be more interested in the Phillipines episode. Maybe Duerte could do the world a favor.

I wonder what he's thinking about here

What will he eat next?!

>WTF I hate Finland now!

love seeing chads turn into inevitable, grotesque losers...it gives me great pleasure knowing he realizes what he has lost, also the fact all the chicks he slept (i'm sure there were many of them) having to accept they gave themselves to someone like him. While they at some point used to brag to their friends about having casual encounters with him... now they probably feel some sort of mix of shame and humiliation at the thought of it ever happening.

>neverending story pendant

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Finland really is the best place for him cause the police are used to dealing with drunken degenerates like him. Once the cops straight up drove me home cause I was passed out on the sidewalk. It's pretty nice.

Looks like a time turner

No it doesn't.

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Mmmmk

Why though?

Because Neverending Story is all about childhood and magic and never having to grow up. And Bam never wants to grow up.

I am really appreciating this meme as of late. Keep up the good work.

He is 10th dan at spying little girls on the parks without looking suspicious.

Mmmk. Thanks for the explanation, user.

This would be the perfect kinoest ending to the jackass saga

You're the loser my friend.