Why, Britain? Why didn't you bin that knife when you had the chance?

Why, Britain? Why didn't you bin that knife when you had the chance?

yfw brits are literal children

it works as crime prevention, though stabbings are brutal they aren't as common as gun crimes

I think that's actually a good idea

There's nothing wrong with murdering people.

>there will be no CCTV cameras recording

Only in Bongistan would anyone feel the need to add this sentence

>anti-stab knives are a bad thing
Imagine being this contrarian

You have to go back, Nige.

vruuumm

inb4 people start sharpening random objects to shank each other

UK is becoming prison tier

In Australia the all police carry pic related so not even half the shit that happens in Britain occurs here.

Police not being able to carry weapons is madness.

having a low number of radicalized minority poor helps

>2009

Im sure it will work just fine for beheading

You don't know anything about Lebs

this is interesting, is there any actual need for the pointed end on a knife when preparing food?

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Did you never use a knife in your life? Of course there is.

>Removes guns from existence
>Can't even be cool about it and go back to armour and broadswords

baka desu senpai

Sweet Athene, this is real.

>Police not being able to carry weapons is madness.
Citizens not being able to carry weapons is madness. Police not being able to carry weapons is complete batshit.

>anti stab knife
so just slash with it

>tfw brits will soon be stabbing each other with sharpened sticks

Only if it's done in the name of Allah

>that feel when they react by turning the entire country into an american tier airport

absolutely terrifying

I just chop with a knife, never used the point
what do french use it for in your 'cuisine'

what if you need to slice something delicate or be able to penetrate a piece of meat?

>anti-stab knife
*blocks your path*

lol

the british bad food meme must be true if they are openly admitting that they don't need kitchen knives

knives are only really dangerous when stabbing

>knife crime
>gun crime
What's next, tyre iron crime? Rusted pipe crime? Axe crime?

When will they realise that you can't ban violence, the criminals will just move to the next instrument. The only thing they manage to do is strip law-abiding citizens of the means of protecting themselves.

>not staying in your cell

>can't ban violence
I'm pretty sure it is banned in the most of the countries...

>This is for Allah

WHY DO THE THEY DO IT? WE'LL JUST NEVER KNOW

We just have to ban hands and feet too.
Quad amputation is the way to go.

*legally buckshots you off of his lawn*

Pretty sure he means you can't stop violence.

That's the point. It's ineffective.

This attack was executed by the british government to enact a harsher nanny state.


if they dont rise up and revolt against their masonic dictators theyre going to die anyways under their ruthless boot.

internet crime obviously finon

*stabs you in your kitchen with a screwdriver *

*penetrates your wife in your bedroom with a dick*

>Banter will soon be illegal here

[Text has been redacted by the Ministry of Polite Discourse]

Are Asian dicks illegal in the UK?

*films you for evidence*

>bongs lose banter
>ropes become illegal

What is happening to British society?

kek
What's the point of collecting knives, since people can buy new ones.

No worries, there'll be plenty of terrorist attacks to get ourselves killed by. We'll just stand around any major city and wait for the inevitable.

Instead of getting rid of the Cockroaches, lets just torch the whole place instead. That'll work :^)

The funny thing is that the UK is actually the stabbings capital of West Europe.