Tfw failing uni and not telling parents because they swear and shout at me when i even mention that i'm not enjoying it

>tfw failing uni and not telling parents because they swear and shout at me when i even mention that i'm not enjoying it

Why would someone waste good bleach on trash?

I know one guy who pretended going to uni for 2 years.

What are you studying?

>Brit have to pay to attend uni
>I get paid 500€ a month to attend uni

you don't like the field you chose?
if yes, have you bothered studying a bit more to see if you might actually like it?

history

both our countries are in debt and going to have a civil war soon anyway, couldn't care less

i've done two years and failed them both, probably gonna try to continue somehow

>history
enjoy finding no job.

>not telling parents because they swear and shout at me
are you a poo in the loo?

get a job, drop out and then tell them and let them lash out. Don't be miserable just to fulfill your parents needs. Although tbqh entry level jobs are crap, aren't they? Can you survive in london with a job that requires zero credidentials?

btw FUCK the new captchas. Google tries to sqeeze a whole fucking minute worth of efford for every post I make.

a poo wouldn't major in history but computer science or med.

>history

If you failed on both years and you don't like it, then you might wanna consider telling your parents the truth and ask them to help you to go study something else. You aren't going to achieve anything with lying, they'll find out anyway.

>history

You're right.

If you are not motivated enough, drop out, get some minimum wage job and after 6 months you are hell bent on going back to uni

>just follow your dreams

Might as well drop out now because you'll be a fucking loser after you graduate

>like history
>spend whole life reading history books just for fun
>spend allowance on history books
>ask for history books for christmas and birthdays
>encyclopedic knowledge of world geography
>love the history of medieval europe especially
>get to university and it's just people teaching that nigerian pottery was equal to european culture, holocaust is awful, british and american history is racist, and the lecturer telling you brexit is evil and we need to take refugees or we're just as bad as hitler
>get assigned history books written by women on random postcolonial topics like how black women resisted the british empire through interpretive dance or some bullshit

just want to learn about knights and shit desu

>Having dinner during school holidays in yr 12
>Talking about our day
>I decide to pipe up: "today I was slaying monsters" (i.e. playing runescape)
>Dad loses his shit because to him that meant I was wasting time I could have been studying

>Dad forces me out of bed on the day our year 12 exam grades are released to check them
>Got duxes in 2 subjects
>few minutes later hear him swearing on the phone to my mum because I did bad in maths

Traumatising experiences desu

>GPA dropped to a 2.8 because of last semester

>
>history

>duxes
???

being this strict with your children causes psychological damage and makes them dysfunctional people

shouting at your kids, as well as spanking them, both lower IQ points

Same here
I feel you

>tfw I got belted for refusing to empty the dishwasher
Propably explains a few things desu

>Traumatising experiences desu
are you Chinese?

>Dad loses his shit because to him that meant I was wasting time I could have been studying

>>few minutes later hear him swearing on the phone to my mum because I did bad in maths

Are you Asian?

Just get on Adderall like all the other Amerisnort uni students

i refuse to believe Aussies act like this. I thought you guys were happy drunks that took life as it is and never got mad?

>get some minimum wage job

you can't fucking live on minimum wage here even basic necessities, I wish this were an option for me

...

I am undergoing a similar experience with my father right now

this would probably help but i figured if i need drugs to succeed it's not worth it

>used to be able to afford a house on a job straight out of high school

XD

Yeah you can, you just have to live within your means

fucking kys I wish I were you

my gpa was 2.9 I considered that pretty fucking good and then it dropped to .8 because of last semester

lmao getting belted was pretty common up until sometime after 2000.

>.8
what's your major? I can only see someone failing this hard if they were way above their head in STEM.

Same as you here pal, I'm in my third year of medical school and I'm going to fail my pharmacology class for the second time, I already failed my medical physics class on my first year here, so there they went, three years of my life wasted. I'm going to tell them that I passed the class and just go learn French in some courses that my college gives. Fuck...

They don't get mad at me, though, they just get kinda disappointed.

Nah anglo and those two events were different days. My dad just had high expectations of me but I am the autistic loser

Now I remember one of the worst ones though. I was doing the 40 hour famine and gave up technology and then my parents decide we need to go to a tech store that weekend (and I'm 10 so I'm not allowed to stay at home). I refused because I thought it would break my famine seeing all the TV screens there and my dad yelled at me and spat in my face and I'm pretty sure belted me etc because of that.
I think he has some anger problem

I thought you guys were passive people who even said cunt around your parents?

means of what? no internet, drive a ton less, eat a ton less, have a shitty tiny ass dirty room in a shit apartment complex?

I mean look fucker you can "get by" on fucking scraps.

>famine
What?

you got it

everyone says "do what you like, follow ur dreams :^)"

I WANT to be good at math, that's pretty much my fucking goal. I'm too stupid.

There is no way in hell you can have a minimum wage job AND go to college without some form of welfare and/or help from family.

Holy shit, I knew it was bad, but didn't know it was That bad.

>my dad yelled at me and spat in my face and I'm pretty sure belted me
>I think he has some anger problem
damn, son. He has major issues

what fucked you up in math? linear algebra?

40 hour famine this charity thing where you give up something for 40 hours to raise money for starving african children. I think it is 20 hour famine in America because seppos can't go that long without eating

his dad is a bully. i think user might be a legit special needs child (he talks about going through a famine) and his dad beats him up out of anger for not having a "normal" child.

You can't keep doing the classes like in the 4th year?
Here in Portugal if you still have classes to do you can just register for nexxt yrar on them and just do them

The problem is that you basically have 1 year just to do 1 class which is pretty nuch a waste

You think people watch you for 40 hours to see if you cheat? No one is gonna donate money because you starved yourself.

Probably math analysis

>history

If it makes you feel any better, none of us will have jobs in 30 or so years either when robots take them from us.

I had the same. I wasted years on something I didn't enjoy.

Just stop it.

He was 10 and got the shit beat out of him when he didn't follow instructions.

yea but you can build up some money with any other type of job. history majors live paycheck to paycheck if they can find a job. the only jobs there are really for those majors is to be a teacher.

How do you fail uni anyway?One things is doing bachelor in 4 years instead of 3 and the other thing is actually being kicked out which only happens if you stay too long(like 4-7 years)

I feel you, user. I decided to study accounting because I considered it to be the carreer that will give me more economical stability.

Maybe I'm not wrong, but God, I'll be bored 35 years of my life.

Not him but I failed college algebra last semester

>tfw only thing I'm good at is english

>I think it is 20 hour famine in America because seppos can't go that long without eating
I've never heard of it. DESU we should stop feeding them if they keep having a fuckton of kids.

Must feel weird being an AI developer.

Working hard on the thing that will replace your employment.

Yea I know. I didn't think your nation was so fucked up when it came to raising kids. This type of shit is only done by non-white parents here. Literally beating your kid up fucks them up for life.

my drunkard dad used to beat the shit out of me and i developed immense hate towards mind altering substances and i have a physical reaction whenever i try to drink alcohol.

I'm on my third year of accounting, it's definitely not for everyone

I love it though, once you get the concepts down it's one of those things you can turn your brain off and do since it's just basic math

a bachelor is supposed to take 4 years not 3 wtf

mine is gonna take like 5

>This type of shit is only done by non-white parents here.

Same.Fucking matrices am I right?

>.8
Is it even possible to recover from this lmao

>bachelors in 4 years instead of 3
I forget how far we lag behind Europe when it comes to uni. Here 4 years is the norm for Bachelors. If you have to take pre-requisites then it can take 5 years to get a BS for engineering.

Here in Portugal bachelor takes 3 years and masters degree 2 years(5 years total)

>college algebra
>failing
Did trig functions fuck you over? It's easy to remember them if you use the magic hexagon.

>75708362
Just everything

Every essay I've done in college so far was the night before and I've never gotten anything lower then an A with my professors constantly praising me. I don't even have to fucking try with English and it's a useless skill

It's cause they usually teach it very, Very wrongly in non-math departments. You get very little intuition.

white people put their kid in time out or take away the vidya or some shit like that. maybe explains why white kids don't grow up with such low iq's considering getting beat up as a kid fucks your intelligence level.

Do you need that extra year for the compulsory black history and queer theory courses?

>it's a useless skill

Nah, learn a second language and go teach English in whatever country speaks that language.

Fuck.Here only medical school and a few other take that long(3 bachelor and 3 years masters with the last one being internship.
Do you guys get kicked out if you don't graduate at the last year of bachelor?Or you can stay for more years to re do the classes you failed?

Don't be afraid. Be brave enough and just tell your parents. I've been through the same shit, failed 2 universities which my parents payed for. Do something that you like, eventually you will get ideas to go further. If you like history books then find a job at a library, a book store, or something similar to it. Have a (You) 4u Once you start doing something productive you will rarely visit Sup Forums also. Who knows, maybe one day people will read history books written by you. Just sayin

I don't know how it works in Europe of 3rd world nations like Australia but in the US they force us to take classes that have nothing to do with our major. We have to take filler classes on Art or music or Shakespeare even if we are Engineering majors.

Why do you have english on a (probably)Engineerinng degree?

Asians are literally the stereotype for beating kids and look at them.

Do you enjoy the course you're studying, user? Do you have a passion for it?

In high school I was really good at IT and Math, and was constantly told by everyone to get into Computer Science or Engineering when I got into uni, but I went against everything people recommended me and I chose to study film because it was my true passion. I was always the top of my class and constantly taking on extra-curricular activities and shit, ended up working in the industry in the US for 5 years before coming back to Australia and teaching the subject at the university I graduated from.

So yeah everything worked out pretty well despite the fact that you faggots think there's no chance of getting a job.

I could never be a teacher, at most I could probably write a book and pray I'll get lucky enough to make gorillions off it

That's stupid as fuck.
Do you get credits on these filler classes?

Kicked out? In the US there is no time period to finish college. You only get kicked out of a uni if you fall below the GPA level set by them for a set period of time. If you have 120 something credits and need only 3 more credits but stop going to school for some reason they don't expel you.

Here the norm is 4 for standalone BS, 5 for an engineering degree which is equals to a Masters of Engineering.

Also things are lax in terms time restricttions, you might take 5 or 6 years for a BS, 7 for an engineering degree, or even more if there are special reasons.

However I wish I could just drop out at 3 years and get my BS though, now I'm stuck and I won't get ANY certification whatsoever unless I finish my Masters in Mech.E.

Economics actually, and because English is a prerequisite up to 102 so the jews running the college can make more money.

NASA's Skylab crashed because someone fucked up the matrixes for the manuevering thrusters.

Yes and they are required too. It's because in the US they want us to have a proper liberal arts education even if you don't major in it. A BS for me is like 120 something credits. How many credits you have to do?

Don't give up f@m. My gpa was 2.4 a few years ago. After retaking 2 classes and actually trying, it's up to 3.4. My goal is to at least get it up to 3.5, in my last two semesters.

>you might take 5 or 6 years for a BS, 7 for an engineering degree
I think you can still be a student indefinitely; you just don't get any privileges like discounts in public transportation and stuff. Did it change?

I'm always baffled by those people that are on their like 6/7th tuiton/year

Here it's blacks. They'll beat their kid in the middle of a store.

to get a PE (professional engineering license) do you have to do a minimum of 4 years as an apprentice for a firm? In the US we have to get a BS in engineering then take the FE exam then do 4 years of work in a firm then we can finally take the PE exam to finally and legally call ourselves an engineer. A Masters really is not needed but looks good. No one ever gets a Doctorate for Engineering here.

unless you're a freshman and get straight A's from then on, it's not.

I had taken basic accounting courses (I will start my third year in August, but we first take two years of courses about business in general) and I liked them. It just that I fear of not being able to reconcile my other preferred interests with an accounting job.

And yes, that "turn brain off" thing is great.

How the fuck can you fail history

The better question is why the fuck did he major in such a dead end field.

Accounting jobs are generally a basic 8 hour work day with no "homework", and you'll make plenty of money to pursue your interests so I wouldn't worry about it.

When you answer with the truth but the jews changed the books.