Today I'm going to tell you a tale that comes from rural Everyman America. A tale involving among other things, a geriatric woman and adult woman, a pentacostal preacher, infidelity, and a piss can. This is completely 100% representative of what happens in rural America. Are you ready?
A Tale of Rural America
Owen Martin
Jace Campbell
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Jace Davis
I've read the first lines and it's shit, please don't continue.
Cameron Rodriguez
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Nicholas Martin
No, you will read this story.
Jace Phillips
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David Carter
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Benjamin Anderson
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Anthony Evans
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Samuel Morris
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Joshua Collins
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Caleb Reed
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Juan Young
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Nolan Clark
Wtf is this incoherent shit?
Brody Mitchell
>sexually frustrated adult virgin in bumfuck nowhere gets seduced by batshit insane 71yo woman
>gets dumped or something, shares his story on small town gossip forum
Jaxon Gomez
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Ryan Cox
This is the peak of the story.
Logan Cooper
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Luke Lopez
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Ian Lee
>small town gossip forum
Those should be banned, ""discussion"" in them is always terrible.
Liam Bennett
Are you serious? They're fucking fantastic; people discuss unsolved murders and who's selling drugs and Klan rallies and other crazy small-town scandals. Must be different in Burgerland because there's so much blight.
Levi Rogers
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Ian Martinez
Just checked the local one:
>thread complaining about refugees
>thread complaining about city officials
>refugee troll thread
>general gossiping
>creepy old men looking for women
etc.
Fun to read, but they really bring out the worst in people.
Austin Clark
So ends the story of the 29yo virgin.
That sucks. A fun thing to do is to search "poorest white towns in america", then go to their topix pages and click around to different areas from there. It's always really trashy Jerry Springer shit interspersed with commentary about rural decay.
Angel Stewart
>small town gossip forum
What the fuck?
Adam Carter
Canada has Topix; just go to the forum of your shithole of choice and gawk.
Colton Taylor
Now a spoopy take from the rural UK.