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Anons looking for a job but can't find any edition

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Kys weeb faggot

Post favorite pornstars

Wow. Addition plus sign man dares mock an American? Unacceptable.

you may not like it but this is what perfect bread dough looks like

just a little handful would be nice i would imagine :3

/cum/ is flat chest territory. Cowtit lovers move along.

Lex Steele
Mandingo

for me, its Marie

It usually just takes a little while. You can do it!

It's hard to see beyond what's in sight
But when you tilt the light I realize
FOR A THOUSAND NIGHTS
BEEN A RESTLESS SOUL
JUST WASTING TIME
DIGGIN' UP FOOL'S GOLD
IT TOOK A THOUSAND NIGHTS
BEING ON MY OWN
FOR ME TO FIND
IT WAS ALL FOOL'S GOLD

anime

/fr/

Every single of piece of music made can be traced back to The Beatles, they are the Shakespeare of music.

They invented everything. End of story.

>anons not liking my thread

I'll just brainstorm as many as I can

Velicity Von
Molly Jane
Jennifer White
Deauxma
Kagney Carter
Alexis Texas
Brooklyn Chase
Brooke Wylde
Priya Rai
Alexis Fawx
Kimmy Granger
Tori Black
Nicole Aniston
Kourtney Kane
Samantha Saint

sucy a SHIT

I love the French

doesn't look very good to be honest

t. amateur bread expert

I'm sure it'll happen
Harrowing at the moment because I'm about to graduate and am still worrying about finals

So many thots at my Uni

>Liking plastic over produced trash

Only amateur for me

I love myself too

Wow. Now addition plus sign man purports to be able to out-compete Americans in firearms? Negative subtraction looks better and better with each post

Bonjour

This is the ideal female body. If you disagree, you are a member of the negroid race.

>knowing the names of porn stars

Men who like chestlets are basically just gay and low test

Peter North

Gigi Rivera
Elsa Jean (not BLACKED memeing, I avoid that stuff like the plague)
Kimmy Granger
Emma Stoned
Molly Jane
Shae Summer
Krystal Boyd
Lexi Diamond
Natalie Lust

>watching porn with porn stars in it
>not watching cam girls or amateur instead
Just......kys.......

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Favourite ero-manga/doujinshi artist?

Coucou

are you talking about Switzerland? yeah i agree

:^) dumb shit
Sorry for swearing

try getting laid first lmao
yeah
if anyone wants my list of Chinese amateur videos just tell me, i don't need them anymore because I'm having camsex now with my GF

Henreader

I'm thinking of making a roll picture thing of all the pornstars you guys post.

pshhh I read their interviews as well.

Dana DeArmond
Kate England

tfw no qt Ukrainian gf

Have any of you watched Pawn Star?

I know you do.

Remember how Rick is supposed to be an "intellectual" on everything, Rick this guy that looks like everytime he visits L.A. he takes a pic on the US Route 66 sign, that looks like he thinks BBQ ribs are fine cuisine is always talking about his love of weird Czech Writers or how he is a history buff because he reads wikipedia.

Thats how i imagine everyone of you fuckers that try to be intellectual on Sup Forums, specially if you have a flag, american intellectuals if you will.

I drew that particular toad
no lie

Thom Yorke can do no wrong.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Footkraut has admitted that he is a virgin and that the furthest he's gone is jerking off his tiny cock on webcam with an ugly slant.

Anya Olsen
Adriana Chechik
Aletta Ocean
Eve Lawrence
you are quite skilled
skip the RV and manufacture memes for our general

I'm only guilty in the history in wikipedia thing, that's it

bf's back

can someone screenshot this and then edit in the BLACKED logo in the bottom right

Why don't you do it you lazy fuck

King of Limbs and HttT beg to differ

>try getting laid first lmao

Says the Asian foot fetishist lmao@yer life footkraut

>webcam
we are doing it over LINE on our phones

I am not a virgin and I love my Taiwanese girlfriend.

Stop the presses, someone on Sup Forums is a virgin!

France > Ireland > Northern Ireland > Scotland > Wales > England > Portugal > Spain > Sweden > Belgium > The Netherlands > Italy > Croatia > Finland > Greece > Norway > Switzerland > Slovenia > Iceland > Denmark > Estonia > Latvia > Slovakia > Lithuania Czech Republic > Poland > Montenegro > Austria > everyone not listed > Ukraine > Belarus >>>POWERGAP>>> Germany

*note: my ranking of Germany has nothing to do with footkraut

The Footkraut has never gotten laid. Nobody who's ever fucked will brag about or even admit that they've had "cybersex" over the phone. It's pathetic.

why do people still reply to footkraut

I dont get it

kek

Good post

>tfw everyone will assume you're footkraut whether you deny it or not

becaüse i dönt have paint rn

king of limbs is the ultimate pleb filter

Not letting you post this

Stay jealous Americano while I have cybersex with my GF to keep ourselves entertained until we meet again in September.

footkraut is honorary /cum/ despite his awfulness

>king of limbs
>httt
>bad
This is a bad meme

Oh come on, both were good albums. They're more moody and somewhat edgy but nonetheless good.

You're obviously footkraut, you pathetic loser. Stop posting here. No other German is pathetic enough to come to general that has nothing to do with him every single fucking day and LARP about having a slant girlfriend. Stop posting. Nobody likes you.

Wrong kys

Fk is hands down the worst poster we ever had Here.

t. footkraut

footkraut is very easy to ignore and isn't much of a problem

you people are over reacting

I don't really talk much.
To keep my verbal skills sharp I spend roughly 20 minutes a day recording myself reading so that I don't forget how to speak.
I'm getting close to my first audiobook.

>King of limbs is good

this meme never gets old

Nobody is jealous of you, you LARPing loser. Post you fucking ticket or any shred of evidence that you've ever left Germany. Better yet, why not at least get a normal sleep schedule if you're so committed to LARPing instead of going to sleep in the morning and waking up at noon?
No he isn't. Kill yourself, leaf.

Kys

can i be honorary /cum/ please

>kys
>kill yourself

Seriously how old are you? Aren't you a bit too old to make those edgy posts?

Abella Anderson is the only pornstar I like. All others are bland as fuck.

yes, the french are always welcome

/fr/ is always welcome

but they hate us for some reason

Excellent ranking

I created /cum/ back in 2006 you retard. Talk about a thread that has nothing to do with me lol.
I posted my passport.
I have a normal sleep schedule, I can't sleep until noon anyway because work starts at 7 you dummy.

>A GERMAN CREATED /CUM/
BENJY FRANKLIN WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE GERMAN!

>but they hate us for some reason
only when you come here and post made up stories like and sometimes because you are the bullies of Sup Forums
other than that i've rarely saw anyone be rude with other flags

pride month massacre when

*steps on your foot*

ratonnade when

>I created /cum/ back in 2006 you retard.
No, you didn't, you lying twat.

Replying to the d*ne or Fk should result in a pemaban

>us
>(((canada)))

well then prove me wrong big boy i made the first post on Sup Forums when hiroyuki created the board january 06

this.

i have never heard anyone say "krautposter/denmark autist is a good poster".

based Bernie visiting Ireland

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Give me some (you)s or I'll invade illegally your country.

youtu.be/vI6qsGUz4io

listening to some Miles atm

Is this how he can still win?

youtube.com/watch?v=pawEXwLjTlo

did you do it yourself in case someone would say that?

i want some latinas cuties

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