Stop please

Stop please

delete

Fuck off Dan

What's his name again?

...

I think he is why Amanda bynes is so fucked and then realized he needed to be more discreet.

Dan "I beat my meat to smelly feet" Shneider

...

Dan "Spread those legs for my fat dick and you'll work at Nick" Schneider

I'm not Dan

Yes this is me?

Fuckin yeah you are

Shit, I came here to write inb4 Danada but the first god damn post

Dude if you're not Dan, then you're the most sperg filled person on this fucking planet.

MODS ARE SHUTTING DOWN THE THREADS NOW!

THEY'RE TRYING TO CONCEAL THE TRUTH.

***IMPORTANT THREAD***

I thought it was just a rumor, but this guy really is a pedophile, huh?

Do you know Dan personally?

Dan "if the feet are petite the taste is exquisite" Schneider

MODS ARE DELETING DAN "GREEN EGGS AND HAM" SCHNEIDER THREADS

Does Dan have a wife? If he doesn't it just seems all the more strange...makes me think...

I prefer:

Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider

or

Dan "Hold her tigther, she's a figher" Schneider

Dan is a good guy. Please FUCKING STOP this!

bump

He has a wife and she LOVES him. Dan is only into ladies his own age. NOT this sick PEDO shit.

I'm always checking the catalog

Yeah because you're filled to the brim with autism

GUYS GUYS WAIT
LISTEN, CHECK THIS OUT
WHAT IF...
ARE YOU FOLLOWING!?
OKAY
WHAT IF DAN IS LORD KEK'S MESSENGER???

autism is what makes the Earth spin, fampai

No I'm not my principal wanted to test me in high school honestly but I'm a smart guy, I got all 80's in my classes

That guy is a fucking troll. He "pretends" to be paid to help Dan but I am the one helping Dan from the bottom of my heart.

Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
Diaper Viper Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider

really makes you thonk

saved

Stop it. He's a great guy.

You're both fucking faggots who should get the fuck off of my board

Why? I'm actually in a really bad mood these guys are trying to make me look bad don't believe them Dan is a good guy

That piano needs some tuning

STOP IT
SLANDER!!! STOP

Listen, I know Dan and have been defending him from slander and vicious lies. That loser has been imitating me and trying to make me look like a weenie.

Stop defending Dan "Ram it in there or I become meaner" Schneider

I dont give a fuck about you guys or some three necked slug, now off of my board

Stop it, weenies. I was defending Dan for a week and now you losers are trying to make Dan look like a DANG weenie head.

Don't call him that. He is a hero.
Don't talk that way. The guy is a hero.

Dan "the madman with a grand plan and on hand to hop astride her, ride her,
divide her then cyanide her after he's hog-tied her" Schneider

I WAS DEFENDING HIMFOR A YEAR STOP IT YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE SHIT RACITS HOMOPHOBE

You clearly don't know what "disaffected piano" means.

Dan "Follow my plan or end up in the can" Schneider

STOP IT. I HAVE BEEN DEFENDING DAN IN THREAD AFTER THREAD AND BOTH ME AND DAN ARE NOT FREAKIN' SEXISTS. THE WOMEN LOVE AND ADMIRE DAN!!

Don't call him that.

Dan "flash me your tits or your career is going to the pits" Schneider

Dan "were not through until you please the jew" Schneider

Don't call him that.

I know it's supposed to be creepy, but it's just annoying.

DAN IS MY FRIEND YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW HIM IF YOU KEEPMSLANDERING HISNHAME ILL FUCING TRACK YOU DOWN AND ARRST YOU FOR SLANDER

Don't call him that. It is very Anti-semitic and I am Jewish.

Dan "Make a star and fuck her hard" Shneider
Dan "The Sandusky of Showbiz" Shneider
Dan "The fine print says I own your clit" Shneider
Dan "King dick of teen nick" Schneider.
Dan "Lick the cum off my tummy or lose all your money" Schneider
Dan "Another season if you give me a reason" Schneider
Dan "Wet willies for Elizabeth Gillies" Shneider
Dan "Getting flirty with McCurdy" Shneider
Dan "All my bimbos ride in limos" Shneider
Dan "If they twitch, tell them youll make them rich" Schneider
Dan "They think I'm joking when I start poking" Schneider
Dan "No regret when on set" Shneider
Dan "The only viewer of Miranda's other webshow" Shneider.
Dan "No panties in the script hand them over" Schneider
Dan "Hide the sausage with TV show hostage" Shneider
Dan "The camel toe camera man" Shneider
Dan "Be a troopa, lift my Fupa" Shneider
Dan "Skeet Skeet on Miranda's feet" Schneider

Kike

There's another thread by the way.
You know that by responding to these threads, you only give it more publicity, right?

>THE WOMEN LOVE AND ADMIRE DAN!!
Too true, just look at the loving glances in pic related that they're giving Dan "If you want on my set my dicks gotta get wet" Schneider

Dan is my friend. You are just a troll. My home is in Toronto and I was defending him all week.