Stop please

Does Dan have a wife? If he doesn't it just seems all the more strange...makes me think...

I prefer:

Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider

or

Dan "Hold her tigther, she's a figher" Schneider

Dan is a good guy. Please FUCKING STOP this!

bump

He has a wife and she LOVES him. Dan is only into ladies his own age. NOT this sick PEDO shit.

I'm always checking the catalog

Yeah because you're filled to the brim with autism

GUYS GUYS WAIT
LISTEN, CHECK THIS OUT
WHAT IF...
ARE YOU FOLLOWING!?
OKAY
WHAT IF DAN IS LORD KEK'S MESSENGER???

autism is what makes the Earth spin, fampai

No I'm not my principal wanted to test me in high school honestly but I'm a smart guy, I got all 80's in my classes