/cum/

*makes a cool edition*

first for BULLY THE LEAF

love Danmark
hate people who hate Danmark
simple as

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>Why did he love sucking America's cock so much

What did my bf mean by this?

gay thread gay general

/fr/

the gf

I confused him with Tocqueville

>do well in algorithms/data structures
>do well in programming competitions
>take plenty of math
>take nontrivial electives (graphics, parallel computing, compilers)
>get an internship at a local company
>build them a web application on their local domain
>graduating with a 3.5 GPA
>clean my resume up and review it with multiple people
>can't get ONE (1) fucking interview for the handful of entry level jobs I can find

I'm on a roll right now. 2 threads. Not bad

>confusing Lafayette with Tocqueville
Kys my dude

>>do well in algorithms/data structures

All French are socialists and socialists aren't people

i see 0 projects published to github there bud

Friendly reminder that you should start interning sophomore or junior year in the field you want to enter. That way you'll have two or three years of experience out of the gate.

>socialists
not really. More like dirigism tier of socialism.

>tfw never excelled in any of my subjects in school

you could always work in help desk. it becomes kind of bearable over time

bit gay 2bh

Meh

Tennis girls are hottest athletes

I have four long projects, two of them I'm still actively developing
one is a compiler, the other is a graph generator

what happened

i love france and french people!

>Meh

Why don't the USA help us in the Sahel?

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What work experience do you have besides an internship

>the value of my degree is proportional to it's difficulty

brainlet

Why did you reject mutual defense agreenenymts with the US during the Cold War

Man i don' like when they laugh at this kid
He's too fucking young to understand, he's just enjoying a hat. That's it.

>it's

we wanted to be stronk and shieet and not be the US's dog like the rest

before that I was a cashier freshman and sophomore year

list of BEST american friends (in order):
france
japan
australia
the occupied territories of alberta
ireland (shared affinity for separtist-moatived terrorist attacks against brits)
morocco

NOT FRIENDS:
perfidious albion
kraut
the imperial state of ontario

I'm not your bf

Ungrateful traitors

rude for the UK

if being liberated means being vassalized after by the US then no thanks

I've decided with all the money I've saved up I'm going to go to college and get a 2 year degree
It's time to get my life back on track

>Status Completed
>Attempt Score 57 out of 60 points

didn't know Qatar was a protectorate of India, so Saudis can't fuck with shit

me irl

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love the French, hate the Germans

The UK and the Lowlands weren't vassalized

we couldn't predict the future

>I'm not your bf

Reminder

Minnesota is not white

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It shouldn't have taken you 4 decades to rejoin

You aren't gay

I think UK are better friends than the French

But I do enjoy our relatable history with France

if you care about the future of your descendants you should marry a jewish woman

your already our puppet

why do we let denmark make the threads

BURGER'd

thats the goal

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because they feel bad for me

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because we joined NATO back and nobody followed the General

both establishment cucks

ily Ryan

after his death

>both establishment cucks

my mom said i have to be nice to denmark

The female companion just sent me this

left titty is bigger than the other stupid whore

what do you call someone who's generally for the establishment but thinks the establishment has room for improvement?

non-/cum/ countries who are allowed to post in /cum:
Denmark
Finland
Australia
Chile
France
non-/cum/ countries who need to fuck off:
Germany
Sweden
Haiti

she knows Olivia Wilde? dang

Radical centrist

forgot england under fuck off

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a moderate/centrist, i guess

a normal and probably boring person

i hate school

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but if Canadians aren't made for bullying then why are they fun to bully?
I'm just canucking. The truth is–I have a crush on Canada. That's why I bully, so Canada will notice me. The truth has been revealed
>Germany
Nevadaboo is a good poster. Very doubtful that footfag is a real German.

I want a new establishment that throws socialists out of helicopters.

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Gonna go do some naughty things now

C-can I join?

Haiti is a shitho-

-le

feel a little bad for brits 2bh

I know a Chinese Christian who lives in China
AMA

California is a shithole

LA is a shithole*

ftfy

good post

6PM time to start drinking

how you doin, bud?

Please visit Wisconsin

Haiti isn't a shithole and is a beautiful country full of culturally rich blacks who aren't subhuman in any wa-

whats there to do in wisconsin besides see a puckers/booers game?

>not starting at noon

looks filthy

My family used to go there yearly. I liked mini-golfing, go karting, and riding the wisconsin ducks.

hartford is a bigger shithole than jacmel my african american friend

good thing I don't live in hartford :^)

Haitian voodoo is real. Shit us spooky

good thing i dont live in haiti