A strong and stable Britain begins with the legs edition
/brit/
Upa RA
careful, you'll let corbyn in on the secret ritual
vote for my bf then
*flips open the financial times*
*flips straight through the political drivel*
opium for the masses... heh..
*opens up the stock indexes*
impressive, good returns today
Still on the look out for that pic with poo running down from May's legs in that stance of hers
I was trying to assimilate to /brit/ culture.
Also, first for MANGA
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babestation
Unironically prefer /realyankhours/ now because the "fuck off leftypol" autists have gone to bed
just had one of the biggest prick teases of my life
fucking livid right now, too pissed to even clear out my blue balls with a wank
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prefer "fuck off leftypol" over leftypol
alri leftypol
reddit is obsessed with black people
>using British slang
>claiming it was American
>accepting it was British and then posting manga
cringing
Same tbqh ngl la
is blueballs even a real thing? thought it was just a phrase
It's a shame this is the official thread, because the other one has a lotr refugee meme as the thread image.
Love that meme.
Simple as.
Stop Yank shaming me.
Try bringing a girl home, going down on her, getting nothing in return and it now looking like you might have caught thrush
He's using the phrase
NOICE!
shop the poo onto May's, la, with some running down her leg
its a thing but people use it incorrectly.
pretty sure it is
first night with a girl I couldn't cum and had a semi for hours, my balls were in agony the whole day aferward
*tells it like it is*
you should start spend your time in /cum/ then, so should all the yanks and leafs here
is ludders posting out of style?
where is he..
>going down on her
what was it like?
Faucet is a real word, as is spigot.
Faucet is like an indoor fixture, and spigot is an outside one
He's dead Jim, the JanMan won
HEY NOW, HEY NOW
she spent 1 hour kissing and grinding her twat on my leg (which is still damp) while my cock was raging to get in her
absolutely fuming right now
>Thrush
Seems icky
anime
whats wrong little fella
then who's that nonce posting the little girl with tim
They're both called taps you dolt
Lads I just convinced a roastie on tinder to drive 3 hours to meet my fake Chad profile lmao
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The children at the MCR gig should be pleased staring at that arse
That's the whitest crowd I've seen in a UK panoramic in a while. The News would have you believe that you're like 60% Moslem already
you're a spigot
>wank to an ella jolie cum countdown vid
>gets down to 2
>"haha bye"
>video instantly ends
>mfw
How is the area around Southgate station in London?
WEAK AND WOBBLY
Nothing particularly special, much as you'd imagine licking and sucking a crease of skin with some bumps in it is. I've only ever done it after drinking a lot and chainsmoking, give or take a few other things, so never really noticed much of a taste or smell.
Must be pretty shit at it anyway given the girl going to bed after it.
We still say Tap water and from the tap, despite calling it a faucet.
I understand foyer is also a foreign concept to you
sounds like she came in her pants and suddenly lost interest
reminder
if leftists love public property, why do they start destroying it when they want attention?
Always wondered why they never bomb the memorials
Seems like it would be the best time, everyone out there bunched up even tighter
ugly 40s/50s craphole so probably 5% white
drunk fanny doesn't wipe. i'm surprised you couldn't taste every single wee she had done that night
"Yoke-sheer"
>calling it a faucet
Shit, my whole life I thought "faucet" referred to the sink/basin rather than tap
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Who fucking told them to stand like this?
what news? Sup Forums?
Developed tonsillitis a week later so I think piss is the least of my concerns
power stance is a thing but they took it way too wide.
tony blair is the only one whos doing it right
hearing a choon
youtube.com
Some body language coach will have told them to do a "power stance" and they'll have taken it too far
>mfw normie twats complaining about not getting a shag
But he's not though
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>Southgate is a cosmopolitan district. There has been a prominent Jewish community since early 20th century. There are also many Greek, Turkish and Japanese families living in the district.
>As of the 2011 census, White British makes up 45% of the population, followed by Other White at 20%.
65% white doesn't seem too bad for London.
Brought two girls back in the past and still not shagged m8
Can you be PM if you were born outside Britain? Like Australia?
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The Korean girlfriend.
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yeah
en.wikipedia.org
born in canada
britain will have a paki pm within 20 years
brought this drunk girl back from the pub
what are my shagging chances?
why are you asking
why do foreigners tend to flock to the capital anyway
It's this whole state school thing: 'Oh, there are a couple of bright sparks, let's invest £50m trying to get the two or three that might achieve to the top.' Or, shall we take really clever people and not have to spend any money on them, and get them to the top because they're connected and went to brilliant schools and their families will support them and they're fantastic? So why bother with social mobility? Why does it matter? Why? Why? I don't understand the obsession with it.
Is the whole khv thing real or just a meme?
I can understand having not had sex, but it seems pretty astounding for people to have not even kissed
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australia's next pm will be an abbo for 'diversity'
that's worse than not bringing anyone back lmao
Jobs, social support, fear of getting 'orked
>Brought girl back
>don't know her name or number
>wear condom and finish while in her
>next says she's gone and I find the condom had a gaping hole in the tip and the cum went through
Had a panic at first desu
Love leftypol
Hate normie twats
simple as
Which do you like better cat or dog? Britainese
i love cat
would be nice for native to be leader in his homeland
people like this need to be worked to death in gulags
Minorities go to big cities, because that's where easy work is. In a city, you have places like restaurants, taxis, and dry cleaners to man.
Every capital and major city here is like that
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nah australia is still rorke as fuck and there are literally no abo politicians because they're too dumb
tbf i didnt really do anything at all to do with relationships until i was 17, didnt even talk to any girls
once i started actively looking though i lost my vcard pretty quick
You just need to be a citizen of the UK, Ireland or a commonwealth country.
Two of our last three PMs were born in the UK, it seems only fair they get an Australian one 2bh
feels good being the only sane country left in the west
Lick her twat a few times and see la
Cats :3 they're so cute