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A strong and stable Britain begins with the legs edition

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Upa RA

careful, you'll let corbyn in on the secret ritual

vote for my bf then

*flips open the financial times*
*flips straight through the political drivel*
opium for the masses... heh..
*opens up the stock indexes*
impressive, good returns today

Still on the look out for that pic with poo running down from May's legs in that stance of hers

I was trying to assimilate to /brit/ culture.

Also, first for MANGA

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babestation

Unironically prefer /realyankhours/ now because the "fuck off leftypol" autists have gone to bed

just had one of the biggest prick teases of my life
fucking livid right now, too pissed to even clear out my blue balls with a wank

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prefer "fuck off leftypol" over leftypol

alri leftypol

reddit is obsessed with black people

>using British slang
>claiming it was American
>accepting it was British and then posting manga

cringing

Same tbqh ngl la

is blueballs even a real thing? thought it was just a phrase

It's a shame this is the official thread, because the other one has a lotr refugee meme as the thread image.

Love that meme.

Simple as.

Stop Yank shaming me.

Try bringing a girl home, going down on her, getting nothing in return and it now looking like you might have caught thrush

He's using the phrase

NOICE!

shop the poo onto May's, la, with some running down her leg

its a thing but people use it incorrectly.

pretty sure it is

first night with a girl I couldn't cum and had a semi for hours, my balls were in agony the whole day aferward

*tells it like it is*

you should start spend your time in /cum/ then, so should all the yanks and leafs here

is ludders posting out of style?

where is he..

>going down on her
what was it like?

Faucet is a real word, as is spigot.

Faucet is like an indoor fixture, and spigot is an outside one

He's dead Jim, the JanMan won

HEY NOW, HEY NOW

she spent 1 hour kissing and grinding her twat on my leg (which is still damp) while my cock was raging to get in her

absolutely fuming right now

>Thrush
Seems icky

anime

whats wrong little fella

then who's that nonce posting the little girl with tim

They're both called taps you dolt

Lads I just convinced a roastie on tinder to drive 3 hours to meet my fake Chad profile lmao

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The children at the MCR gig should be pleased staring at that arse

That's the whitest crowd I've seen in a UK panoramic in a while. The News would have you believe that you're like 60% Moslem already

you're a spigot

>wank to an ella jolie cum countdown vid
>gets down to 2
>"haha bye"
>video instantly ends
>mfw

How is the area around Southgate station in London?

WEAK AND WOBBLY

Nothing particularly special, much as you'd imagine licking and sucking a crease of skin with some bumps in it is. I've only ever done it after drinking a lot and chainsmoking, give or take a few other things, so never really noticed much of a taste or smell.

Must be pretty shit at it anyway given the girl going to bed after it.

We still say Tap water and from the tap, despite calling it a faucet.

I understand foyer is also a foreign concept to you

sounds like she came in her pants and suddenly lost interest

reminder

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if leftists love public property, why do they start destroying it when they want attention?

Always wondered why they never bomb the memorials
Seems like it would be the best time, everyone out there bunched up even tighter

ugly 40s/50s craphole so probably 5% white

drunk fanny doesn't wipe. i'm surprised you couldn't taste every single wee she had done that night

"Yoke-sheer"

>calling it a faucet

Shit, my whole life I thought "faucet" referred to the sink/basin rather than tap

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Who fucking told them to stand like this?

what news? Sup Forums?

Developed tonsillitis a week later so I think piss is the least of my concerns

power stance is a thing but they took it way too wide.

tony blair is the only one whos doing it right

hearing a choon
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spencey

Some body language coach will have told them to do a "power stance" and they'll have taken it too far

>mfw normie twats complaining about not getting a shag

But he's not though

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>Southgate is a cosmopolitan district. There has been a prominent Jewish community since early 20th century. There are also many Greek, Turkish and Japanese families living in the district.
>As of the 2011 census, White British makes up 45% of the population, followed by Other White at 20%.

65% white doesn't seem too bad for London.

Brought two girls back in the past and still not shagged m8

Can you be PM if you were born outside Britain? Like Australia?

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The Korean girlfriend.

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yeah
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonar_Law

born in canada

britain will have a paki pm within 20 years

brought this drunk girl back from the pub
what are my shagging chances?

why are you asking

why do foreigners tend to flock to the capital anyway

It's this whole state school thing: 'Oh, there are a couple of bright sparks, let's invest £50m trying to get the two or three that might achieve to the top.' Or, shall we take really clever people and not have to spend any money on them, and get them to the top because they're connected and went to brilliant schools and their families will support them and they're fantastic? So why bother with social mobility? Why does it matter? Why? Why? I don't understand the obsession with it.

Is the whole khv thing real or just a meme?

I can understand having not had sex, but it seems pretty astounding for people to have not even kissed

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australia's next pm will be an abbo for 'diversity'

that's worse than not bringing anyone back lmao

Jobs, social support, fear of getting 'orked

>Brought girl back
>don't know her name or number
>wear condom and finish while in her
>next says she's gone and I find the condom had a gaping hole in the tip and the cum went through

Had a panic at first desu

Love leftypol
Hate normie twats
simple as

Which do you like better cat or dog? Britainese
i love cat

would be nice for native to be leader in his homeland

people like this need to be worked to death in gulags

Minorities go to big cities, because that's where easy work is. In a city, you have places like restaurants, taxis, and dry cleaners to man.

Every capital and major city here is like that

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nah australia is still rorke as fuck and there are literally no abo politicians because they're too dumb

tbf i didnt really do anything at all to do with relationships until i was 17, didnt even talk to any girls

once i started actively looking though i lost my vcard pretty quick

You just need to be a citizen of the UK, Ireland or a commonwealth country.
Two of our last three PMs were born in the UK, it seems only fair they get an Australian one 2bh

feels good being the only sane country left in the west

Lick her twat a few times and see la

Cats :3 they're so cute