paranoia paranoia everybody's comin to get me
edition
/brit/
new TJ lads
doing a depression
got called racists at work for calling my manager a paki cunt
can someone post the queen elizabeth II pepe modification with handgun.jpg? would like to add it to my /brit/ folder, thanks lads.
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
ALLAH-U AKBAR
well no bloody shit
does the person who called you that also call grass green every time they see it?
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I'm a bit confused. Is it a trendy leftist thing to hate the police or to "stand in solitarity and praise them for their dedication"? Or both?
Reckon I've found me tinderella
gf got blowbanged last night and the lads who done it are messaging me on fb hahaha i've about 3 messages in my message request folder i'm crying
Rainy out here in London
Need to get up and get ready for work
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>average labour voter
Bit revealing
pics x
Not going to open a 3mb pic that should be 500kb
australian problems
What's the difference?
reveals a lot about her sex promiscuity for certain
Business idea: arm police officers with swords
Just download all the viruses and let people try and enter your ...
too much sexism on the internet lads
we need to do something about it
Daily reminder that /brit/ is a dying general
bloody paki at the paki shop said he didnt have any 12.5g amber leaf
told him off for using taqiyya on a loyal customer and he realised i couldnt be cheated so he gave me 10g halfprice
>gf
why are you still with her what the fuck?
for aussie "internet"
arm yanks with a brain
owned
You should be glad you didn't get fired.
its 8 am here
daily reminder /brit/ is a BRITISH general
They only hate policemen when they are doing their job properly.
last wank took 40 minutes
going to take a break and 'recharge'
gonna force myself to drink black coffee because Jordan Peterson says it will increase my conscientiousness
keep us posted
all Muslims have to do now is "we told him to stay away from the mosque" with 0 proof needed.
>mummy may isn't the best candidate.
honestly couldn't see myself working for a paki bastard
a kid at my old secondary school offed himself on the train track near my house
for some reason it's really getting to me, i can't stop thinking about it and feeling sad. I didn't even know him, I only saw him around at school a few times.
They taught you a lesson. Thank them and tell the skank to sling her hook.
you'll work for me one day
seriously still waiting for a response to whats your gf said?
selfish coward, i bet that train conductor has PTSD because of that permanent solution to a temporary problem.
On the bus home from work
There's a month's worth of work to do and it all needed to be done a month ago
>I'm a bit confused
probably best you stay off the internet then, its not safe for you yet.
Why are muslumsz terrorists always so ugly?
Quite enjoy seeing people repost pictures I made
the train conductor said he "thought he had hit something" because of the jolt to the train, the conductor himself didnt see anything grisly.
I don't have anything against the kid i just find it extremely sad and i can't put my finger on why. Normally news stories like this dont affect me
on the train home
if they weren't ugly they wouldn't be terries
Fuck Whites.
Our police are tortured for any mistake, so they make few. Public servants and they know it. They're the envy of the world.
Praise their dedication.
sexy little swine
*heems you*
exam in an hour
feeling less worried for this one than for the others
wish me luck x
fuck off arrogant student
I'll laugh when you come back later and whine about how you failed
need arrogant students out of business
just mean posts really, aren't they? no need really is there
hate arrogant students
love unskilled labourers
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too many arrogant students in /brit/ lately
This Ramadan is a pain in the ass lads.
Wouldn't mind a cheeky sausage sandwich.
Still on the train home lads haha x met a lad who says Mummy May should ban anime, what a lad
how about this sausage sandwich?
*unzips dick*
Bait lad.
The hunger is getting to you.
walked into this runts exam hall and shouted "arrogant students"
got some looks
i mean sheer daggers from some people
did a cheeky giggle and walked out
Thailad made it into an academic study on Sup Forums.
Are they his proxy countries?
Damn
>academic study on Sup Forums
What books you lot reading then?
books?
not for me
fanged noumena
learn to speak english and maybe i'll respond to you
dont feel sorry for you any more
bigger fan of the lads that blowbanged your gf
i am very liberal but i find it hard to give a shit about overweight people being shamed
Work starts in 2 mins and I'm still in bed. Proper can't be bothered today.
Today's mood: Melancholic
the upanishads
the refusal of work
plato's theaetetus
a book on university level maths
advanced macroeconomics.
>the upanishads
>the refusal of work
>plato's theaetetus
>a book on university level maths
>advanced macroeconomics.
give this a listen (if you're into indie rock ie. the young white mans genre)
youtube.com
really rainy outside
rainy painy feigny spainy laney baney mainy waney caney trainy saney deigny reigny
not the greatest effort but I still support the general thrust of this post and think we need more like it in this general
that's not a liberal thing that's an ignorant college freshman thing
why don't you go back to poland or romania or pakistan or whatever shithole you crawled out of and stop defiling my ancestral land with your inferior presence
just did a cry
Sounds like Bowie desu
What's a blowbang?
like a gangbang but limited to willy sucking
a most fell weapon
straight onto the CV
Ahh ok, seems unhygienic
blowbanged some aussie girl last night
messaging her bf as we speak
bet the little runtoid stays with her too hahahah
cheated on the bf and got blowbanged by sme british runtoid last night
hate them both but I'm a post-op tranny so I can't be picky
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croikey lads me sheila sucked a lot of dinkum last noight ey fellas
Watched half an episode of The only way is Essex once.
Apologise.
2bh
You all make Northern Ireland sound like it's a shithole, but street view in Belfast it looks pretty nice. Clean and cool looking old town, every American city looks third world in comparison.