Ay user, you're way too drunk to drive. Don't worry bro, I'll drive your gf home safely

>ay user, you're way too drunk to drive. Don't worry bro, I'll drive your gf home safely

e-excuse me we live in that direction

OK. *unfolds the knife*. Thanks for your help, eunuch.

> my gf
Crap, I'm on the wrong website again.

>UK
>cuckpost
like clockwork

Thanks man , I'll take care of yours for the time.

Never thought you Britts are as liberal and fun oriented as us.

>what was that user? can't understand u brah, your so drunk. I'm taking your gf back home with me, she's too wasted. That's cool with u? --- yea sure it is

Thank you so much tyrone, please make sure you inseminate her with your virile kongolese seed so that she may breed many strong kongolese babies with which to slowly eradicate the white race with

how can white bois compete witt that?

WE JUST FUCKING CAN'T!!!!!!!!