Government wouldn't give me my dole money so I challenged them to an IQ test, needless to say the NEETbux came
/brit/
Joshua Sullivan
Austin Phillips
nipping over to r9k to browse the neet zoo
Mason Harris
>had a friend with benefits who was very distant and often wouldnt talk to me for weeks until he wanted to fuck me
>got rejected by 2 guys on the first date
>had a boyfriend for 2 months who suddently dumped me and said he didnt really know me and it was 'nothing personal'
Just realised that I have never been in any sort of relationship where I have been able to relax and be 100% confident the other guy likes me.
Thinking about the old 'cide.
Jonathan Long
Can it slag
Eli Wright
sad bent twat
Brody Sanders
this is much funnier as "had a friend on benefits"
Henry Adams
araca
Mason Moore
shut up
Benjamin Jenkins
think it's a fag
Nathaniel Evans
these are getting a bit silly
but /r9k/ sorts LOVE this sort of stuff since they have a crab mentality
Xavier Reed
feeling a bit put upon
Blake Campbell
remember quentins anti weed comics?
ancient history
Nathan Powell
bent aussie's gf sent me this
Nathan Barnes
Left:
>dirty, smelly loq IQ arab nigger
Right:
>handsome, tanned Caucasoid
William Foster
Touched a girl today. Touched my hand against her back. First time I've touched a girl since October 2015.
Jonathan Butler
weed is still viewed as reddit tier here (hopefully)
Adrian Johnson
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Anthony Long
What kind of person sends messages like this? Bet she's an ugly freak. Post pic.
Leo Miller
theres nothing wrong with weed lad
its just talking about it thats reddit
Tyler Watson
genuinely don't think we have any purpose for email etiquette now that typing and texting in real time conversation has replaced speech
most people nowadays will leave a whatsapp message before they do a phonecall. Email is closer to that than it is sending a letter and you don't see people signing off on whatsapp with Sincerely Yours
Leo Powell
...
Christian Adams
Telling Ed about this
Tyler Wright
>tfw no fertile Afro Caribbean Haitian voodoo gf that will birth me athletic micknigger sons to do my bidding
xvideos.com
Easton Evans
Have never visited r9k shan't ever stoop that low
Joshua Lewis
Wonder if there's been any research into this "crisis of masculinity" were having.
Cooper Parker
Exchanged 4000 texts with a girl before she even hinted that we should phone each other sometime. Modern communication confuses me.
Wyatt White
I have an erection now
Jeremiah Wood
Thailad does streams or something like that?
Can I get a link, I want to hear his voice.
Hudson Lewis
still waiting for my janny acceptance email hahahah
Ayden Collins
Is donald trump a joke?
why would the president of the most powerful country in the world get into twitter fights with a major of a city?
Kayden Jones
maisie
Camden Rivera
sing
sing
sing to the slaves
sing to the slaves as rome burns
Mason Davis
pissing and shitting at this
Kayden Richardson
screeching
John Perry
link another lisicki post again and your mother will die in her sleep ;^)
Jose Phillips
I reckon I must've went to a pub at some point last night considering there's no dosh in my wallet and some cunt ripped my shirt
Michael Cooper
shissing
Nathaniel Hall
mugged this dirty polish cunt last night stole his money and ripped his shirt to reveal his pigeon chest and everyone laughed at him
Ryder Cook
don't like his filthyfrank stuff but Joji's pretty good looking irl
Jaxon Price
still difficult to believe only teesside has the mighty lemon top
Lincoln Carter
why are you calling him by his middle name?
Charles Wood
Jose Russell
FLONALD SCHLUMP
Nathan Harris
dunno that's just what people seem to call him, I don't really know anything about him
Bentley Davis
Had one in Scarborough.
Nathan Green
Is that a jojo reference?
Andrew Martinez
might take this and post it on /r/pics with the title of "This ice cream cone looks like Donald Trump" and get 50,000 upthumbs
Lincoln Perry
ALL youtube """"celebrities""""" NEED to be SWIFTLY murdered or at least enlisted in the army
Cooper Smith
Devo'd the voice of Wallace died :(
Sebastian Campbell
>two scoops
Andrew Richardson
which is part of Größer teesside
Robert King
he makes really good music under his joji name. Look up 'joji - medicine'
his filthyfrank music is trash tho
Oliver Ortiz
oi watch it I defo don't have the so called "pidgeon chest" in fact I'm fairly athletic
Jackson Thompson
An interesting proposition I'd like to see put into fruition
Jacob Ward
...
Anthony Nelson
Kill Yourself is his magnum opus
youtube.com
Adrian Rogers
hate faggots
love pints
Elijah Fisher
yeah I've got it on one my playlists
I like this too, even though it's not by him
youtu.be
Thomas Richardson
was trying to balance my root chakra earlier and did a shart instead
Matthew Diaz
No it isn't, you ignorant cunt.
Daniel Carter
need literal schoolchildren out this thread
Gavin Jenkins
he misinterpreted what was meant by 'don't be alarmed' . from Khan, and most people's perspective was just a cliche statement to bring cohesion in the aftermath of a dreadful event. But Trump is autistic and took it literally. And now it has flaired up his ego to the point where he won't back down until he gets a victory over khan
James Howard
>north yorkshire
>uses correct punctuation
>is a mong
ah yes this'll be "saltburn-upon-the-sea" mong then
Jaxon Morris
im constipated can someone squeeze my belly
Isaiah Butler
I just love indie artists like joji, mac demarco and death grips :PPP
Jason Fisher
Khan has made a powerful enemy.
Jaxson King
me in the shower haha
Bentley Ross
...
Jack Wood
>doesn't pan down to a dog tail sticking out of his arse
not a fan
Bentley Lewis
I live in a constant state of fear and misery xDD
Elijah Moore
I just find it really strange that Trump would comment on something like that in the first place.
I mean, he is the leader of America, when he speaks, he speaks with the authority of USA. Why would USA care about what the majoy of london says?
Juan Edwards
>this is the milkmans wife
Oh shit am I laffin
Jackson Miller
>saltburn-upon-the-sea
It's "by-the-sea", you stupid paki nonce.
Charles Miller
dog mask is a bit weird but fucking hell he has a really nice and cute body I'd love to cum all over
Robert Bennett
yeah dont worry your litte head lad everythings fine haha part and parcel with city life
now here have some sugar filled snacks and hop back your xbox and enjoy yourself
Elijah Lee
That's got to be a shop mate, no way
Xavier Phillips
you Auslads see Andrew Bolt clock some lefties in melbz? banterROOOOOOOOO
Owen Williams
it's just saltburn you massive spaz
it's practically just been absorbed by the mighty boro now
Christian Richardson
THATS A MAN BABY
Christopher Roberts
then leave the fucking isle
Daniel Myers
hhhnnnnnnggg
Camden Martin
...
Ayden Scott
is that the mask from death grips money store?
Grayson Gonzalez
spoiler the hog
Chase Smith
>is a mong
Says you claiming Scarborough is part of Teesside.
Zachary Powell
it is
yorkshire is now the kingdom of teesside
Levi Roberts
scots are weird people
Owen Clark
>police are now looking for this man
lol good luck
Bentley Reed
can I have a source please?
Camden Lee
turtle you in bro?
Owen Powell
Its proper name is saltburn-by-the-sea not upon-the-sea, you smelly karachi shitskin.
en.wikipedia.org
>mighty boro
Filled with fat cunts, mutants and pakis. Nothing mighty about the place, The cancer of England.
Zachary Gomez
why are British Lib Dems so shockingly bad compared with Australian Lib Dems
Camden Ward
>people
Justin Morgan
can't wait for Tim Farron to be deputy prime minister in two days
Cooper Butler
he's a small man and not really fit for the role . should be obvious
Chase Sanders
they're radical centrists
Henry Wilson
lol YAAAAASSS sassy much????? luv u xxx
gay cunt fuck off before i chin you
Gabriel Edwards
benders OUT
Noah Wilson
Christ what was he thinking
Luis Butler
easily one of the most autistic posters in /brit/
probably lives with his single mother in some shitey terraced house on a council estate in saltburn
reckon you're the alexander jahans of the north east you are