1. ye'r country

1. ye'r country
2. in what position do you sleep?

Joke's on you, I don't have a smartphone or a tablet
And no I don't position myself on the corner of the bed, I usually rest on my left flank

Daily reminder that every virgin boy deserves to be raped and get taken care of by the girl that loves him

Fuck those "virgin" pictures

hello virgin

t. virgin

Fuck you

Do you have "The virgin walk"?

If so mind sharing it?

Virgin detected

I used to have to curl up like a baby, but now I sleep on my back usually. Sometimes it's a bit scary since there's a chance of sleep paralysis but it's all good.

If I can't sleep at all, it goes:
>stretch out until get sleepy
>lower arms and relax until about to drop off
>lie on side since im sufficiently sleepy

Can't stand hearing my heartbeat, which is one of the reasons I sleep on my back

What is the "Chad rest" then?

YES EVERYTHING ON THAT PICTURE IS TRUE

THOSE PICTURES WERE MADE BY A VIRGIN SHUT IN

I sleep on my stomach

Girls are boring I don't need girls.

I get the virgin walk but this stuff is completely ludicrous

Girls are gross, stupid and selfish
nobody needs girls

I stopped sleeping on my back for months after I've heard about that sleep paralysis shit. Now I don't really care anymore but I still sleep on my belly most of the time

Nvm found it

>Never uses any electronics in bed
>Always in the center of the bed surrounded by girls
>Falls asleep directly after ejaculation
>Can get up at any point of sleep and tell you the exact time

I really with I could sleep on my back, every time I try to I can't and eventually sleep on my right side.

that's me except #2, plus I always sleep some good 7-8 hourse and I lie on back

(I'm a virgin)

fleg
dis

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fuck I'm dying here

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that's a dead arm

should name it "the Chad Flood" tbf

i feel like that image is making fun of the chad too

keen eyes

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danebro having patrician taste as always

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Isn't this rape?

no, because it's only against men

so it's funny

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My sides

>latin america
>laws against rape
pick one

this one hit a bit too close

>chad
>never saw phone

Chads always have instagrams full of their photos

why would you ever cum on your fucking bed?

this, chad's not a chad without his mobile phone full of social media garbage

I think he's doing the warlus masturbation, a friend of mine does it, I tried once after he explained me the technique and it was awesome

>the warlus masturbation
fucking what

redpill me on the warlus masturbation Sup Forums

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ahhh shut up quentin shut up

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Lol the last time I was lying with my phone in my hands was back in school when we chatted with friends in icq on our smartphones like Nokia and Sony-Erricson before sleep.

You probably don't want to know.

we all want to know about walrus masturbation now

you were the first faggot to ask this question, congratulations
experiment successful

I walk like I want
I sleep like I want
I sit like I want
I shit like I want
I post like I want

Everybody also wanted to know what was hidden in the "shit cabinet", but it was never revealed

>pushes people away to get to the urinal he wants

>grabs pee-buddy's dick mid-piss

>they dont know the walrus masturbation
what a sad existance you must lead
my brethen.

>the warlus masturbation

umm sweetie, only normies eat on a dinner table instead of your pc desk

>by the girl that loves him
no such thing

>has never heard a song in his life
Don't get it but still kek every time

i sleep like this but i'm no virgin

Reeeeee tell me NOW

>ear-piercing yell
I'm dying

> makes everyone sign with a blue marker

My fucking sides