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Wonder what happened to that Russian weeb edition

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First for cheeseburgers

>not a bacon double
i thought you were American

I can't say I miss him bullying me

Bacon's gotta be just right, man. None of that chewy business, but not crispy to the point of being burnt.

Alright, man, it's 3 AM and I gotta hit the gym tomorrow, so I gotta get my rest up, darlings

See ya tomorrow maybe

Later gator.

we always make ours crispy :)

cya

i feel like american barbecue could be something people are interested in
call it something like "mike's american bbq'n'drive-in" and people will be all over it

youtube.com/watch?v=GEtdSKLiNlw

t. fat

Dude I'm hungry, why would you do this
Probably true, man, I'll see you later

im a skelly tho

because it's delicious and i wanted to share

Night mate.

enjoy your meal

thx

i rely liek latva

God dammit, I knew it was too good to be true

I'm always watching you

>go outside
>starts raining
o-oh ok

It's not raining
?????

It isn't raining

Why do you always lie?

Fuck! How did you know I was lying?

They are certified weathermen.

Hmm, yes. Lunch break time.

Dead thread

Your fault for killing the thread

me in the doorway

I'm not in this picture.

good

Indeed.
Homosexuality is forbidden and I will never tolerate such sinful behaviour EVEN from anime girls.

Homosexuality is wrong.

Even more so for amine girls

Hot

>that tongue
holy shit I forgot how lewd sakura trick was

I want to pet a Lithuanian

bit gay

Nah, just say no homo afterwards

you're supposed to say it first. saying it after is like saying oops after you stab someone 27 times in the anus with your penis

>saying oops after you stab someone 27 times in the anus with your penis
I'm not sure I follow, whats wrong with that?

nothing wrong with it, it's just gay

It's not gay if it's in self-defense

Being gay is wrong

it's still pretty gay 2bqh

being Russian is wrong but i dont see any homos giving u shit about it

I will kill all homos
I'll burn them alive

But what if I have a feminine penis?

ok, have fun with that

if its bigger than 4 inches than im sorry but it's not feminine

Its not gay if you're losing a fight so you grab the guys the guys dick to confuse him, then give it a little tickle and see where things go from there...

it wasn't gay until you tickled it

hot

But that's the most important part of the Not Gay Gambit™

i thought the most important part was penises

i have an overdue library book

Reported to the fbi.
Enjoy prison, scum.

chill out edgelord

Don't drop the soap

That to, it doesn't work on chicks
You go, stick it to the man

>women
they're the real homos anyways

REEEEE I HATE CUTTING

then dont?

If I see one more Maori only scholarship I'm going to shoot up a Marae

I know that feel

The Maori ones almost make some sense... its the women only ones that really piss me off, literally outnumbered by women yet they get all the scholarships

can't you just lie like we can about being abos?

Not really, I think they would need you to verify with the iwi or some shit, plus I'm white as fuck and have a super white name so they would just take a look and laugh

...

I can kinda understand for fields with next to no women, but yeah getting a scholarship as a white guy is difficult

>what happened to that Russian weeb
Stoned

But why are their never any male scholarships for gender studies or nursing or arts/history.
There are just as many female dominated areas of study as male dominated so it should be both ways or not at all

Damn, missed good part of thread.

I don't want this to turn into a Sup Forums tier whinge but it does seem rather unfair when the majority of scholarships exclude white guys but any exclusive white male scholarship is seen as sexist/racist

Like this:
theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/08/sydney-university-under-fire-for-vet-scholarship-giving-preference-to-males

Although they are rare it is possible to get a non ethnic/sex based scholarship, a mate of mine got a decent scholarship for "leadership"

Good morning qt

I got a small scholarship because I did really well academically in highschool but yea the reverse racism/sexism is real

tfw when I don't get to rape and ensalve my way through the new world yet I still gen punished 200 years later

>tfw when I don't get to rape and ensalve my way through the new world yet I still gen punished 200 years later

God I wish I could've though, conquistadors look soooo cool

180 Conquistadors conquered an empire of over 16 million people
Really makes you think

The new world empires were weakened by the spread of disease, but still they pulled off some amazing feats

>fewer than 200 Spanish remained, as opposed to his 50,000-man army, of which 6,000 accompanied him to Cajamarca ... Atahualpa's refusal led Pizarro and his force to attack the Inca army in what became the Battle of Cajamarca on 16 November 1532. The Spanish were successful. Pizarro executed Atahualpa's 12-man honor guard and took the Inca captive at the so-called Ransom Room.

About to fail another exam lads

How did your first one go qt?

Barely passed it, ended up passing the course with a 1; if I have the opportunity to retake it I will because it turned out easier than I thought it would be

Ah yes, home from work now & laying in bed being /comfy/ as it's cold.

You need to study more my estonian friend, helps reduce stress about exams

I know
At least I passed enough courses that I qualified for the next year

I know you can do better user, promise that will work hard
If not for you then for me

*farts in your bed then leaves*

Cheeky.

Yes hello good morning

>11:39 AM
Hardly morning is it my Belarusian friend

good morning

Hello yes good morning, how are you?

hmmm hello

Why are NZ posters so friendly?

probably because their neighbors are cunts

Who are you calling friendly you cunt?

I believe everything before 12 am is called morning
How do you even now my timezone? Stop spying on me reee
T.hanks
Drinking tea. Weather is really good so I'm in a good mood

>T.hanks
are you the swede that mysteriously disappeared?

what is considered good weather in belarus?

we're not, it's all a ruse
with or without milk?

What's the point of being rude in a place where you come to talk to people?

I'm pretty sure I'm belarussian.
It's something like 20°C ,sunny, and moderate windy. Actually keeping in mind that we don't really have a lot of sunny days, any day with the sun is good.
Without. I only have sugar at the moment

>pretty sure
could you check again just to make sure? i dont want any mix ups, that could be awkward

What kind of post-apocalypse wasteland is Belarus that you don't even have milk for your tea?

I'm not black, and I don't have any long expired fish which swedes call food in my fridge.
Sorry