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anime

poo willy bum

I am here

>I smell a corbyn victory
why? Young people don't vote

what you mean what you mean

gimmick idea: say "hello fellow honorary yank, welcome to the fellowship" or something along those lines when a brit makes a post i think is bad, but i want other brits to think is yankish to isolate him from his peers socially

she is here

reminder that the nazis were the good guys

mmmmmm watcha say

for some reason all my lifting has given me adonis legs but my arms and torso are still skinnyfat runt mode

*spanks the yanks*

reckon every yank is black at this point

this, they'll just complain about it afterwards like with brexit

bux has a willy

Got razor burn :(

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>Go on Sup Forums in the first time in forever.
>Read through britpol thread
>"Actually restricting the internet and giving away our rights is a good thing!"

Why in fuck are Sup Forumsfaggots such ridiculous pushovers for authority if it means their side "wins"?

*sniffs*
I smell leftypol. show yourself, villain

Because it's/pol/

look up here, I'm in heaven

anime

didn't get my first filling until i was 21, which is pretty good for a lazy cunt who never brushes

waiting for a brit to make a post i disagree with to try out my gimmick

Just watched deer hunter.
Would highly recommend x

haven't been to the dentist in years

can't really be arsed to spend money on such a thing

guns r bad

same reason man united customers stopped caring about the united way

Sup Forums on suicide watch lads

dont care

if /brit/ closes ill probably become a lot more productive ngl

Shant be tolerating ANY noncery in this thread

Nice call centers you have there hun x
>On September 21, 2015, moot announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura had purchased from him the ownership rights to Sup Forums

BY THE TIME I GOT TO NEW YORK

I WAS LIVING LIKE A KANG

THEN I USED UP ALL MY MONEY

I WAS LOOKING FOR YOUR ASS

because most of them don't really care. they're contrarians, their goal is to "btfo" normies. if the average 20 year old actually liked theresa may, they would vote for labour in a heartbeat

Don't mind a little privacy invasion if it's going to make the country safer. Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide

Ah yes, one person represents an entire board.

>"SOURCES: RUSSIA PLANTED FALSE STORY BEHIND NEW MIDEAST CRISIS"

hmmm, I wonder who did that.

saving this in my Sup Forums subfolders as it feels most fitting there

JANNY

Fuck me Trump has backtracked on literally every fucking thing he said

But its against everything Sup Forums stands for.

It's like a few months ago they were arguing that net neutrality was actually bad.

Their brains have been rotted.

>that bit played right as i saw this

>situation finally starting to get better
>OY VEY if theres no war, how will we sell arms to saudi arabia, start a new conflict

think this norweigan fella might be masturbating to my texts

he keeps asking about my feet

he seems nice though

don't even try to understand the bizarre mental gymnastics of pol mate, they do the same thing for trump

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hot
pics x

it's also against what reddit stands for, which puts them in a tough spot

Alt right/lefties out

Radcens in

bux post your willy

are russians nonces more on average or is it just easier to get away with

NONCES GET OUT

am young, support bremain and labour and shan't be voting in these elections

wish it was acceptable for me to smoke cigarette in the bathroom

its pretty windy outside

want to die

radcen is for ppl who r too pussy to show their tru convictions

proper runt tier laddos who r big babies ;-)

:3 ;D :x ;c :> :D

Does your bathroom not have a window?

want to kill a runt

Pathetic little RUNT

hello honorary yank! it is my pleasure to induct you into our special society. although you are physical distant from these united states of america, it is true that your posts have proved yourself to be worthy of the great distinction of indeed being a true honorary yank

same
real depression hours

Contrarians for the sake of being contrarian.

chicken is late

*looks at the runt*
*replies to the runt*
ello mate

fat jewish cunt

often feels that way but there's nothing that can't be changed. Hope you're alright x

>Tfw no schizophrenic bf

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why is prog so comfy

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Good post

i like how they thought trump wouldn't be an imperialist

want it while im doing a poo

i didn't know i liked this until izombie

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the anus is itchy again lads

timothy james byrne here at my rented flat in downing street with home secretary scoochey

>i am a single party voter
>how do i choose what party to vote for? why the name exclusively of course!

dumb frogposter

Why are women so bloody hard to relate to. I have no problem attracting them and getting with them but trying to have a relationship with a woman is just alien... They're so fucking boring, emotionless husks, can't stand it, so unattentive and static

The gf takes great pride in the fact that she is "constantly wet" because she thinks it means she's really horny.

99% sure she has a massive yeast infection but not sure how to broach the subject.

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Her dress is filthy
Disgusting wench

>there's nothing that can't be changed

Is that you Josie

*kisses it* x

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>he's going to restore american greatness and make people scared of us again
>by not doing anything and letting countries do what they like

Not sure how they reconciled this tb h

women probably know more about yeast infections and vaginas 2bh

is that josie?

a yeast infection?

>“Reality Winner”
utterly dire yankee names

was about to end the conversation with this girl to go to sleep and she told me "don't say goodnight" and won't say why can anyone think why that would be it's genuinely keeping me up thinking

business idea: go to sleep

anime will be banned when corbyn wins

>tfw ywn be someones schizophrenic bf
why even go on?

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Nah

unironically have a similar head to the right picture, though I look much more acceptable due to neat facial hair and a good haircut

She is extraordinarily stupid

shes going to kill herself as soon as you stop replying