/cum/

brushie edition

Nonce twat

Seriously Fuck Ryan

emily

racewar when

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im taking a stand against israel

CHYNA

the gf

covfefe

That's a trap btw

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>tfw instead of having me baptized into the church of Christ my parents literally had a (probably jewish) doctor cut of part of my cock
one day I shall have my revenge on them

give me one good reason not to subscribe to dollar shave club

isnt she the autistic fembot who goes on r9k and talks with robots about anime?

>renew my mexican passport
>fuck an escort
>can only choose one

WAT DO

the bf

don't get the lowest tier it's not actually a dollar because they add in shipping, but the shipping is free for the higher tiers

its secretly a front for the mob

>dollar shave club

Escort, you shouldn't leave mexico.

get a double edge safety razor instead

Well the Mexican passport is worthless

So fuck the escort, fuck her hard.

i cant grow facial hair

thats a dumb haircut, fag

I genuinely don't understand why some people get normal razors. I use the side things on electric razors and it's painless with no shave cream required

maybe in canada

some kike rekt me as well but at least my dong is normal here

do you also use it on your balls

I was thinking of getting the $6 one desu
my facial hair gets pretty thick and coarse so the comparison recommends it

if shaving is painful anyways then you're doing something wrong

I was baptized into the Catholic church in my grandparents' house

conventional razors cut closer to the skin

no I just use a swiss army knife for that
never tried. sounds risky

C'mon, guys. Can't we have one thread without sex or swear words?

lucky. religion is seen as "uncool" here so I could never go to a church without people laughing at me behind my back

Age? I can grow some but never a full beard

fug

>no I just use a swiss army knife for that

>uncool in quotes

This is leisure time not fucking workplace chat

I don't like your girlfriend

listening to a vaporwave album of the weather Channel atm

>listening to vaporwave

Can't argue with that. But very strong.

would you say vagina felt better, or worse than what you expected?

I can't get the electric razor effectively around the crotch so I just use my swiss army knife

>NOT listening to vaporwave

N/A

were you ever beaten with a belt?

do you use the tiny scissors

How the fuck does that work out for you? Seems messy af

>reddit says Trump is russia
>Sup Forums says Trump is not russia
>Sup Forums also sometimes says bad things about blacks
>reddit sometimes says bad things about whites

i dont know who to give my entire conscience over to

honestly don't understand why anyone would join a church other than Roman Catholic or Orthodox or maybe the Church of England

too good
instacum the 1st time

there is no middle ground!!!!!

that's so weird man

oh yes, sorry if it sounded like I was using the blade. No, that would be dangerous. i use the scissors.

I sometimes use nail clippers though too

>t. Sith

>that's so weird man
not really. all first worlders are basically agnostic or atheist except for ameribibles

How about who gives a fuck

In the long run we are all dead

>using nail clippers to trim your pubes

Might try desu, I have issues getting my hairy balls with my electric shaver

sure, most of my neighbors are indifferent, but they don't laugh at people who go to church

i use hair dissolving cream
don't know why people bother with shaving or scissors
especially for their manbits

>using nail clippers to trim the tips of your teeth

that stuff burns
I just use tweezers

even still being part of one these churches is a bit trying

doesn't that stuff burn or irritate your skin?

You guys shave your armpits?

>using nair on your balls

>enter /cum/
>no thicc posting
Post thicc

i kind of want to try this but i really dont

It's really quick and convenient. Just grab a chunk of your pubes, twirl them all up, and cut to the desired length. Don't cut too close and be careful

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no
get Veet

every once in a while.

it's actually pretty hard to shave your armpits, i respect girls a lot more after doing it a couple times. you don't smell as much when/if you get sweaty.

>tfw no jew gf

The true redpill is realizing that the bible is not meant to be interpreted literally but that man needs some kind of mythology to believe in that unifies his community and provides a moral code or something like that I guess

tweezers on your balls? WHAT THE FUCK?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

word that's why I practice old Norse traditions

>t. wears clothes with mixed fabrics
Enjoy Hell user

tfw you cough 47% abv rum through your nose

I wax mine

no, slav genes are weird
don't have a lot of chest or armpit hair, decent amount of facial hair

Trudeau vs Trump
Ultimate anime fight

No, they love each other

rip

Kinda cool knowing when you're fucking a chink girl Mao Zedong bloodline is flowing through her

where is that alchy canuck

>tfw uncut 7" master race

I said DON'T take it literally retard

>chinks

>can't understand my post
Enjoy Hell

Those are cultural rules for Jews. It's the same thing with shellfish and circumcision

Taiwan

Out if all of them Kate is most obviously attracted to Trudeau

are taiwanese girls cute or was i bamboozled?

Oh man i'm like a alcoholic, I drink so much haha. muh depression.

so cute

What did he tell them?

me on the right