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Bald eagles, McDonalds, and Old Glory edition

there's a brown stain on my undies :(

True American

Let's discuss Rhode island.

the first time I really knew fear was after I finished watching Childs Play by myself and started hearing noises from behind the sofa

It is in fact NOT an island

...

For me it was when I almost drowned when I was seven

don't talk to me or my son ever again

barely made it to Zurich

Gas tank was just about on empty

and it turns out my wheel still works =)