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Memes edition

Accidentally got the withdrawal again
Whoops

Bazinga

>As a young man, Chrétien was well known for his love of violence, and as someone who relished his reputation as a local tough guy who was most happy when punching out his fellow students.[4] One of Chrétien's classmates recalled that he was much feared on the account of his "atrocious temper".[5] Chrétien attended Séminaire Saint-Joseph de Trois-Rivières and studied law at Université Laval. As a student at Trois-Rivières, Chrétien later recalled that his best day at that school was his first day when he attacked without provocation another student taller than himself, leading him to proudly remember that: "I really socked it to him bad. In front of everybody!".[6] Chrétien recalled that his assault was meant to send the message to the other students: "Don't mess with Chrétien!".[6] When asked in an interview by his biographer Lawrence Martin about what subject he was best at in high school, Chrétien replied: "It was street fighting that I was best at".[7] He later made light of his humble origins, calling himself "le petit gars de Shawinigan",[8] or the "little guy from Shawinigan".


**HEEMs you**

post

thighs

thank you, I will take your advice.

>he could easily beat up Trudeau in his prime
It's a growing list

love 2B

Your mom's a meme, faggot.

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. conway
6. finland
7. denmark
8. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
9. clack my ass
10.placer
11. clack my ass
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
90000000000000000001. The cannuck that always posts baldcara
“Why do you keep posting if nobody likes you” GAP
900000000000000000001. krautfag
9000000000000000000001. Quebec mulatto

All forms of Islam are cancerous.

Sex is amazing

Agreed. Not sure where this shia is bro-tier meme came from.

If dubs your mom will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post
Hand over those (You)s faggots

If dubs 75767860 needs to khs

Can't say I disagree

The girl I like says she loves a man with a beard and I can't grow a beard

>I'm a junior alcoholic, please care!
>leaf using brit shticks

im not anti-feminist im anti-women

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I think you just have a mild to severe case of autism.
I might grow mine out again

Any of you faggots eastern seaboard? Think I need to go to bed but want to shitpost a bit.

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Get a prescription for topical androgen and apply directly to the beard area ezpz

Where is footkraut

Rangebanned I hope

Who?

gonna come clean with you guys, I am chicano.

x=(n+1)/2

n = number of urinals available
x = maximum number of people supported in the restroom

If decimals, you round to the lowest, not the highest.

I call this the "Guardiola" formula, because simply, the majority of public bathrooms have 5 urinals, so two on the wings and one in the center, just like Guardiola forwards with FC Barcelona, sure, Pep didn't invent the formation but he made it wildly popular.

fat awoo

Why dont you guys have a pass?

OFFICIAL *CORRECTED* /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. bajachan (RIP)
POWER GAP
900000000000000000000000000. redittflaggots

What did he mean by this?

Why the hell didn't I play Witcher 3 on release?

Beautiful game, have not played something like this in years

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Didn't baja have reddit flags near the end?

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

The Eye of Providence: anons
[infinite power gap]
0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. conway
6. finland
7. denmark
8. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
9. clack my ass
10.placer
11. clack my ass
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
90000000000000000001. The cannuck that always posts baldcara
“Why do you keep posting if nobody likes you” GAP
900000000000000000001. krautfag
9000000000000000000001. Quebec mulatto

Made me think.

The Witcher 3 sucks as a game and is clearly for normies that like experiences without depth.

>wtf don't call us terrorists or we'll terrorist you

leftists will actually fall for this logic

Fucking weeaboo leafposters

GET A REAL GF

/cum/ poster rankings

1: jalisco
rest: who cares

it's a great game. One of the few times a highly more recent anticipated game for me hasn't let me down

I still love you

It's even worse than that

Maybe?
I'm conveniently ignoring that if so.

what about me?

>only weeb image itt was posted by an American
que?

>normoids fall for this logic
Fixed.

Ţ̗i͇̟͝p̀p̗͔͚̗͞ͅͅy͖̻ ̯t͎͈͎̝̳̯ơͅp: pooman420
[BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION]
The Eye of Providence: anons
[infinite power gap]
0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. conway
6. finland
7. denmark
8. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
9. clack my ass
10.placer
11. clack my ass
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
90000000000000000001. The cannuck that always posts baldcara
“Why do you keep posting if nobody likes you” GAP
900000000000000000001. krautfag
9000000000000000000001. Quebec mulatto

How long does it take to beat? I don't want it to end

Leveling up takes forever, is it normal?

Why are there so few mexicans all the time?

No it doesnt, you just suck.

Main missions and map markers give you lots of XP.

Only Sinaloans and Baja Californians can handle the subtle complexities of North American English.

it's like i don't even exist

neck urself, bud

they only have one internet so they all take turns

It's hard to shitpost in a foreign language.

>went down one rank
I must try harder

I finished the main game with a little bit of getting sidetracked in about 60 hours or so, most beat it around 40 to 50. But if you take your sweet time and do a lot of side stuff you can easily put well over 100 hours in. Leveling does take a little longer than some games in my opinion, but it wasn't anything that took really noticeably long

i hate going for the mainstream but the new Zelda is just miles better than any open world game not called metal gear solid.

funny how both games run on 10 year old hardware.

>playing vidya and enjoying it
I used to be like you.

i miss being fb friends with a camwhore

>i hate going for the mainstream but the new Zelda is just miles better than any open world game

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I dominate the placer to tuolumne game alright.

Nobody has me beat not even the orange county fag larper talking like he lives here.

>tfw playing vidya and enjoying it

how do I improve my rank?

As far as enjoyment and just open world exploration and scale goes I can agree, but the story was a little meh compared to previous zelda titles. Still a 10/10

Breakfast soon

From what I've seen, it seems like a waterdown Witcher 3 in the Zelda universe. Witcher 3 was pretty much the only game in the past five years I can say I enjoyed.

post tummy and ill see what i can do

I like it when Americans banter brits like this, I wish it happened more often like that bong greentext.

What's on the menu for this potential morn'?

That sounds absolutely great

I am legitimately having fun playing a videogame once again

And yes, I love doing side missions

Anything you wish you knew before playing this game? Any recommendations?

Toast as usual i imagine
Gets kinda old

Caraposter hates me for Tinderposting but I've uninstalled Tinder

if you are not on my list dont @ me

Did you just not play horizon? Or at least DSIII, NIOH, or maybe even Nier automata? I thought all of those were real good

Is Witcher 3 really fun? The lore seems pretty in-depth.

I have an R9 390 but I could upgrade if a few more games came out that I couldn't run. Right now it runs basically everything I need at max.

this feels like workplace harassment. I watched a training video on this last week

Could do with some butter and your flavor of jelly/preserves.
It's naughty, but God made it delicious for some reason, so I guess there's no harm in going along with his plan.
Love the crunch added from raspberry.

Zero Dawn? I don't own a PS4.
Yeah, it's really good. If you want to, you can play the first two as well. I bought them when I bought Wild Hunt and only started playing them so I wouldn't be missing anything, but I actually enjoyed them. You don't need to, but I think it helps you since you have a lot of background knowledge as to what's been going on with the main characters and Geralt.

Stop
Encouraging
The
Mexican

>
>Is Witcher 3 really fun?
It absolutely is

You shouldn't have a problem playing this thing with your video card

Also my card is much worse than yours and I got a solid 60 FPS on high settings. Just turn off Hairworks or else you'll kill your FPS.
No. Nice digits though.

dont question it just do it

cant you trust me, your best pal user?

i dont hate you although is dumb to judge a game that you havent played.

i logged in more ghan 100 hours for Witcher 3, mainly for its carrot on a stick gameplay, but in retrospect it just not that good, the combat is kinda even worse than OoT (a 20 years old game), the quest design is absolutely atrocious, the options superfluous

I'll probably play it soon since I plan on getting a Switch anyway. I'll make sure to provide you a detailed explanation of my opinion then.

Oh I see. Yeah, Horizon zero dawn. It's a fantastic game. I wasn't that interested and bought it out of curiosity but really ended up pleased. I just wish it was longer

I'm supposed to polity leave and notify my manager that I'm being harassed

Nice, thanks.

The fact that games are really short is one reason why I didn't buy a PS4 or XBOX One. The games on those platforms really aren't long enough to justify the pricetag to me since my (maybe harsh) way of judging if a game is worth it is if I could get one hour per dollar.

i dont care about your opinion desu

n-((-1)^n+1)/2 you mathematically incompetent buffoon

that's a pretty meme opinion

i like Fallout NV

I'm beyond tired of living in Mississippi

Good thing I don't care about yours either so I'll give you mine anyway.

Wouldn't quote that humanoid if I were you

where would you rather live?

I thought 4 was better desu