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fuck off Leftypol edition

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no politics
fuck off leftypol
fuck off /brit/pol

#JC4PM

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

aniGAY

would heem every nonce itt

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*does being dead*

*thinks about dozens of women*

*enters /brit/*

great edition

Why make threads 20 posts early you fucking spastic
Are you some mongloid from /brit/pol

JANNIEEEEEEE

Listening to mall grab

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about to send a friend request to Hassan Abdulmaleq

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back to leftypol, West Brit.

business idea: have mixed race kids

me and the lads marching out the door on the right

Really activates the almonds this one

'Me, Timothy Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe, after my car crash. 7th June 2017'

me quickly shuffling out of the door

*thinks about no one*

Love this video


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need a slaggy latex gf

>wrongpol raiders making threads 30 posts too early
major fucking autism, you MUST go back

you are now thinking about that cute boy who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

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Praying for fucking hung Parliament.

I'm wondering if that was intentionally aggressive or intended as banter or what. either way, bit of a cunt thing to do to someone drunk as fuck and shaped like a beach ball

DONT WHAT

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will never understand the latex suit fetish
doing the slightest movement in a suit of that material must make horrendous wet fart sounds

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Women literally think the world revolves around them

how i clean up after a poo
>wipe as normal
>once i feel clean i wrap some more toilet paper around the tip of my finger
>slide finger into rectum a few cm
>twist a few times
>wipe again after
always feel squeaky clean lads

feel the bern

is this an operators guide for women or dogs

Hey guys, Jeremy Corbyn here! :D
Did you see that cool and hip artist that endorsed me?
Follow Me on Instagram and Snapchat kids! ;DDD

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feel the jez

puerto rico is bent

bernie can still win

when i first came to uni i met this nice lad at the gym who asked me out for coffee
i'm not gay but in retrospect i definitely should've gone

I am more scared of 5 years of T. May than I am being blowing to pieces or horribly maimed in a suicide bombing

i'll show you a hung parliment

good vid

JC Denton = Jeremy Corbyn Denton

>his girlfriend acts like a fucking child
nonce

seems like a lot of work, might just go gay x

Me: The white guy
Janny: Black kid

Post pictures of submissive women in collars

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nice

Women are basically children once you get to know them mate

come to the conclusion I don't want a gf anymore

nnnnnnnng

splendid post

im a certified 2/10

what the fuck is this

They're honestly more work than they're worth.

youtube.com/watch?v=UPHusA7MRzo

is this the ex bf texting the new bf with advice about the woman?
grim

Some of you guys are alright. Don't vote for Corbyn tomorrow.

Slut tells
>Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky
>Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped
>Over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc
>Hoop earrings
>Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"
>Poor memory
>Curses excessively
>Not in contact with any friends from their past
>Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor
>Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look
>Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies
>Was "raped", especially if in college
>Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him

I like a lot of what the Tories do but the way they plan to kill the Internet makes me conflicted about the entire party

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I know and my gf is very much like that in some aspects but I wanted to call someone a nonce x

here's how I go about it

>wet toilet paper with me wee
>wipe me arsehole with it
>have wee on demand to splash it on me arsehole
>wipe again with dry tp

works like a charm everytime,
not complicated, simple arse

voting for corbyn tomorrow

Advice on girls from girls

That's the story but you can tell it was almost certainly written by some annoying clingy gf and passive-aggressively retweeted by thousands of likeminded girls.

sitting in my fiesta

>tfw too poor to run through wheat fields

how i clean up after a poo
>get in the shower
>clean any residue poo away with water

Wonder how ballbusting as a fetish even evolved

Highly counterintuitive.

i want a clingy gf reeeeeeee

god i wish i was gay

Mummy mayhem!

it didn't evolve. pretty much all fetishes are environmentally caused, not genetic

fucking STATE of r9k

but it runs down your leg then

no you don't
you do at first but then she goes mental if you're not texting her 24/7 and it becomes a huge pain

ah
yes
of course

75776823
you already posted this and it got no (you)s, and it won't get any (you)s now

need an overactive bladder gf

Tory policies kill more people tbf

My Cousins wife just had a miscarriage haha She is devastated

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oh for fucks sake

stick it right in the bladder hole la

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no it doesn't
but even if it did im in the shower anyway

creasing at this one

HOWLING

the retarded gf

>all these Yanks

fuck off bro, it's my time to enjoy the 'ol /brit/ gimmick