/brit/

Alan edition

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6'3
96 kg

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>new at 283

you're nothing but a fucking gimp

>Puerto Rico could be described as America’s own Third World country. It has a per capita income of $15,203 — that’s less than half the level of the poorest state, Mississippi, where it’s $31,046 — and the official unemployment rate is 15.5 percent. Forty-five percent of Puerto Ricans live below the poverty line, and 20 percent of personal income in the commonwealth comes from federal or Puerto Rican public funds. In short, it’s an economy going nowhere.
keck

Ah yes, the state

triggered balding autist

why cant i make the post i want to you fuckign whORE

might move to astana desu

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it's just something you have to deal with, like being ugly, having a lisp, short willy, or being boring. it's singled out a lot here though because a lot of manlets are really insecure, especially yank ones.

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OC

Why do Brits like to shitpost?

Nae a pixel

delete this post mate

3 me

Labour.

very poor, don't relate to anything besides the embarrassing memories

cant wait to see the Chad version lmao

Terrible attempt

stop please

/brit/ is dead lads
leftypol will never leave
they'll just stay and antagonise us because corbyn loses
we'll never talk about slags again
we'll never talk about poo again
it's over

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it's a shame
miss old /brit/ 2bh

Labor.

think this one is a bit of a non starter 2bh

Lbr.

not even old /brit/ just a fortnight ago /brit/

They will leave after the election

you could just ignore them you dumb cunt

We would be utterly fucked if there were as many Reekuns as there are Mexicans. I've lived in NYC, their shit is below nigger tier at times.

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watchering

just 521 pics to go before i reach su2000

got contacts

the chad sleep
>pillow is an anvil
>no mattress, just 100 sheets stacked on top of each other
>never wears socks
>remembers absolutely nothing
>wakes up to re-orient blanket every 5 minutes
>can't sleep unless his friends are partying in the room
>appliances levitate next to the bed
>phone is constantly blasting music
>knows how to operate every alarm clock, even the ones that aren't invented yet

bennies

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anime

Chad does not require sleep as he is powered by pure ketamine

The Chad Slumber
>Pillow is perfectly shaped to accomodate Chad's enormous skull
>Bed always contains at least one girl
>Mattress has a fresh sheet (courtesy of your oneitis)
>Naked to bed
>Never thinks in bed, too busy having sex

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THAILAD
GIVE US A WAVE
THAILAD THAILAD
GIVE US A WAVE

These /r9k/ memes have to stop. They're fucking abysmal. Literally only the virgin walk was even remotely close to being an accurate, relatable meme.

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synthwave

going to pub now with a friend (im not gay)
im on su1479 u ejit
besides if i posted it janny, or "cuntboy", as ive taken to calling him, would ban me posthaste

lmao
hausens going to get it

jaja i bad math

haven't showered for 6 days

fuck off saltburn-uber-der-see spaz

good lad

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have a wash

Need somebody to do "The Virgin Sex"

who even made the original virgin walk pic? thought it was a leaf on here

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replace the last one with
>has never seen a clock in his life

I would do it if I was funny

thailad what do you think of this bear

just stay here and ignore them or reply with shitposts. never engage

would fucking heem this smelly cunt if i saw him outside (luckily for him, and society as a whole, hes probably never outside)

did he shave?

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Yes it was a leaf in /brit/

yeah

is that in that zoo in some shit hole country where they dont feed the bears and some of the bears started eating their own shit cos they were starving? i would literally kill the pople who operated that place if i had the opportunity

in greggs?

peak at 20 years
decreases after you die of septicemia

thailad, what's your iq

reckon he looks better with hair t󠀤bh

'twas me actually. check the 'chives

I don't know

Wtf, is every North American leader an expert memer? Trump and treadeau, both jesters

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I wonder if the main stream media reported on this?

Woah

duuure

>Loud music on some roommates can't hear
>sex on floor to avoid bed creaking
>puts on radiohead
>penis too small to hold comdom on tightly
>very eager to give oral but not take

Need a 1963 yank gf

it's Whoa, you stupid punt

Have literally done every single one apart from condom one

Fucks sakes how do did you know

Fucking lol. Canadians are so petty.

If May pulled off something like this everyone would move on after the third repeat of the same question.

imagine snorting drugs up your nose

Name's Awolowo...
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...JAMES Awolowo

2kg of amberleaf straight up the schnoz

brb

some sting, some you dont feel at all.

The Spy Who Blacked Me

>Eventually, Grande worked through her contracts and, in 2013, released her first proper single, The Way, a duet with the rapper Mac Miller. In some ways, it is a track typical of emancipated child stars, complete with sexual lyrics. But there is a romance and honesty that feels bigger than that. “You give me that kind of something./ Want it all the time, need it everyday,” she coos at Miller. “You’re a princess to the public, but a freak when it’s time,” he winks back. In the video, there is a flirty, honest chemistry that seems to go further than anything the director might have asked for.

I'm a VERY experienced virgin

name one genius that ain't crazy

just the act of doing a rail itself gives me a bit of a rush

>From The Democratic Republic of the Congo With Love

it would be absolute hell living next to tim

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Nothing like a blast of coke. MD is rough on the nose for a time.

jeremy combine

Stop making Islam more tempting

drumpf

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wasn't like that at all for me
>no music
>condom too tight (got a 6" circumference here)
>flatmates could almost certainly hear
>received oral, didn't give

Cannot relate

Btw who doesn't wet the toothpaste before brushing? You can't stick that shit in dry