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Most embarrasing thing you are willing to admit about yourself?

Finland
I have cuck fetish

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a porn hoarder

>I have cuck fetish
Same,but I'm not embarrassed from that.

What I'm embarrassed most about myself is that I dont know how to ride a bike

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compulsive liar. i lie randomly about things when i dont even need to do so to save a face or whatever

So you got trials for HJK when you were 15 :^)

>21 year old virgin who has never had a gf
>quite fat and have manboobs as a result
>ugly in general with thinning hair, a receding chin, little facial symmetry, bad skin and 177cm manlet
>still haven't finished first year of uni
>flaccid penis is micro-tier, erect like 12cm
>never held a real job (only tutor maths every once in a while)
>very easily startled
>shit my pants at 19 once
>never had a bday party
>have literally NEVER had a conversation with an unrelated girl which WASN'T relating to uni or sth similar

rate

I sometimes piss or shit myself after prayer.
I stand near the toilet when i let it go.

Wasted quints

On the bad scale like 7. Obviously still fixable since 177 isn't too manlet especially abroad

Me too.
How much porn do you have? I'm at 10TB

no i mean like
>did you do this task already
>yes
even though i havent and i have no reason to say otherwise

Do you have a gf?
Can i come and fuck her?

I also like to add lies to make things interesting. When im drunk i goo too far but keep with it

There's a lot of embarrassing things I'm willing to admit anonymously

but the most embarrassing that I'd admit irl I guess is that a little while ago I got hired for a box moving type job with really a fuckton of hours, and it was right before the start of my first semester of uni. basically I was just overestimating my abilities and thinking of myself as not a pathetic piece of shit; there's no way I could work and be a student, I'm both too stupid and too lazy. but I got hired at this place anyway to sort of force myself into being better. I realized how stupid I was being and didn't show up to the job more than once. It embarrasses me just thinking about it.

Sudan
I put too much emphasis on other people's evaluations and hate myself for it, I compensate for my social failures by creating personas online

jesus I do this too it's awful

well this is a fucking can of worms

canada
very insecure about my looks as I was once called attractive by many girls but have since gained weight and am ugly now

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I also have a cuck fetish

So youre not a real doctah?

UK
yellow fever

>21 year old virgin who has never had a gf
>quite fat and have manboobs as a result
>flaccid penis is micro-tier, erect like 12cm
>177cm manlet
same

except i have great hair, a manly face, and have no problems talking to women it's just i'm a shut-in with paranoia problems

No everything was true, without exception

What I did is transfer my personality online to avoid genuine consequences

Batavia
Don't actually have a personality and just talk and do like the others

>I realized how stupid I was being and didn't show up to the job more than once
wow, i bet nobody even fucking remembers you, in 5 years the only person who'll still be thinking about that is you.

For example i know everything about football now and started watching a lot of matches i honestly dont know why. Don't even support a team. Really like the financial aspect though

How is any of this embarrassing for you guys? Sound like typical dutch, albeit a bit short

Patrick Bateman tier 2bh

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I have self-harm scars

>30 years old
>only slept with 2 women

Where on your body?

well obviously
It's a personal thing

Its real, I do it, except I criticise nearly everything I do, I say

Like I have to suppress the real personality I have and project one that's appropriate to get by, watch matches and certain shows to feel a sense of participation

>21 years old
>Only slept with 0 women

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

inner thigh, which is alright I guess

nice fore

Didn't know who he is, and I don't understand the reference if you're making one

Meh, you're still young.

I spend seven years studying something only to drop out for financial reasons. But I couldn't finish it out of boredom anyway.

Well at least it's easy to hide, I knew someone with scars on their arms and they were too embarrassed to wear t-shirts

Yeah, but still

I can't concentrate on things I don't enjoy.

I can spend the entire day programming as a hobby, but when I hand in a paper I spend my entire day on Sup Forums.

*have to hand in

Amurikan Spsycho
Not really I think. Just fake personality but not the tendency to kill anyone or something

Have a weird Oedipus thing going on since I was a kid. My mom one saw nude pictures of me and started complimenting my body because of it for a while and I got hold but then went too far. I stopped and she hasn't mentioned it and we have a good relationship. I still like having sex with older women, or really all women and like a variety of ethnicities and body types. Watching a middle aged woman with a young well endowed guy really gets me off, and I experimented with it by swinging with older couples/acting as a bull. feel kinda bad about it but I'm glad she still loves me.

I've always been deeply insecure about girls, the race element doesn't do much but the other stuff does get to me