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Three Musketeers edition

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Stop it you faggot!!

No don't post yet! I'm keeping this one in reserve in case /brit/ tries to do something.

Okay that's cool.

Why hello my Jewish overlords

You can post now

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Me on the right

Nowt worse than when a TV channel broadcasts a south park episode that is clearly the second part of a multi part episode of south park. What's worse is the fact that it is literally a triple bill of south park so they could easily show all parts of the episode FUMING x

I am LMM.

i unironically enjoy writing, infact i love it
writing essays and dissertations is my fucking forte
i have this autistic rule where i won't the same 2 verbs, adjectives or adverbs unless they're seperated by 3 paragraphs

*respectfully nods*

Me on the left

FOB

wrong

he killed himself

I got better though.

>let my mom borrow $1000
>said she'd pay me back June 1st
>still hasn't paid me back or even contacted me about it

I went to his funeral he didnt get better

Hire a hitman to break her legs

Don't loan money to family or friends if you can't afford to lose it forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=OMJbJJldSNw

reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6fukzz/spoilers_main_talk_of_partnership_between/
reddit is so based sometimes

So contact her about it dummy

Hahaha can't believe my autistic son actually lent me $1000. Said I'd pay him back on June 1st have spoke to him since what a fucking retard

i thought i was in /brit/
how the fuck did i get here
my mind is fucking fried recently, i even had an alcohol induced psychotic episode last week
i think i might be becoming mentally ill

whats that like 40usd?

>reddit is so based sometimes

>i think i might be becoming mentally ill
join the club

are you the gay montana in the weeb cabal that posted all sorts of pics of yourself in thigh high socks?

/cum/ is nicer than /brit/. You should stay here and be our designated foreigner. It hasn't been the same since Greenland left.

This Montanan may be a homosexual who wants to have sex with Conway but he would never fit into thigh highs

no. he lives in flathead county
really dislike him

NO BRITS

thats too bad
I wasnt even aware that he still posts here 2bh

i don't think he does
last time i saw him was during winter

you're fucking with me
i honestly hope he didn't kill himself

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Took Friday and Monday off and my boss is being a pissy cunt about it, buds

[spoons rattling]

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LMM didn't kill himself. He spends his days kissing disabled girls in hospitals

>come home from long day at work
>PC spends an hour updating

Fuck you Microsoft

I scheduled my fall classes so I only have class on Tuesday and Thursday.

The cuckening begins

LMM is that you?
I can never remember if it's CIA or LMM in Chicago

nice try janny

neither of them post here anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=wm8YnrI_ng4
>ywn attend a 1990s American alt rock band show in your friends backyard during the comfy American summer

lads.._why even live

>watching anything other than ice hockey and f1

>implying you can leave
haha

its cia

It's CIA
I'm LMM

brits

>watching f1 instead of indycar

>watching f1/indycar when you could be watching baseball

don't count on it, pal
/cum/ is now a British colony, belonging to our Madj, Queen Lizzy II

>heating up bowl so I can scrape the rez
>forget how hot it is and pick it up with barehands
>immediate giant blister on finger tip

>Watching other people do things you could be doing yourself
What a bunch of losers

>potheads

ok

*pees on the crown*

>hello yes this is special agent John of the CIA FBI and NSA

saudi arabia is the worst country on earth

actually they're quite neat
such a small nation to have such memery on the global stage

how do we fix the ontarian problem?

nuclear holocaust

Toca de aca pirata de mierda.

How do you even misspell anxiety and atheist?

i want to quit my job more and more every day but i know i need the money
i wanna be 13 again this is lame

*pulls up in the new Ford F150 (it gets a whole 5 feet per gallon)*
HOWDY YALL
*salutes the 'ol star spangled banner*
WELL IF IT AINT MY ROOTIN-TOOTIN NORTH AMERICAN BUDDIES
*slurps down a full gallon of Coca-Cola*
SPANK MY BEHIND WITH A 2x4 AND CALL ME MARY-ANNE IF THIS AINT THE FINEST THREAD IN THE WORLD
*lynches nigger*
PRAISE JESUS AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

athi-est

this

dog bless

this is why i was telling you to go to college

i left the gym without finishing because i got frustated there was too many people.

was it autism

Yes

i don't think that's a good idea either
i don't want to go to college and i have no clue what i'd major in so forcing myself through 4 years for a degree i don't want seems pretty bad

*filters the namefag mexican*

good, don't waste time in college
however you have to figure out how to access new things in order to gain new interests

Based

>Based

Do any of you guys ever call people "lad" in real life? Or is it a British/Aussie thing?

i don't talk to anyone irl

go into nursing
4 years, 60k starting salary

>waste time
implying
the waste-of-time meme is perpetuated by humanities majors and entitled kids
don't do drugs (except for adderall), don't fuck around, don't get a meme degree and you'll be fine

That nigger is disgusting!!

FOB

FOY

It's a British thing, I've never heard anyone use it in real life.

oh good the dutch camwhore is back

fantastic

A real American and a real human bean

be like me and take five years to get a liberal arts degree

finger on fire desu

>implying
Yes, 100% implying.
There's no point in half-assing college because you're in a degree you have little interest in. So don't fucking go.
Very few people will see it as an investment.

Definitely became a thing here in Toronto

I've heard people start to use it. Sometimes I use it without realizing it.

please share with the class user

>Very few people will see it as an investment.
Yeah, until they're 32 and wondering why they still work retail. You can go to trade school or whatever, but you need to develop a skill.

fonf

>Colour

Oh I'm laffin

Ah yes the ol "scrollwheel breaks and begins moving up when you scroll down" meme. Big fan.

61 cb please gz

the price of degeneracy